CHAPTER FIVE: THE FINAL CHAPTER

DISCLAIMER: All characters appearing in Bloody Roar are the property of Hudson. Other characters are the respective properties of their owners. Other characters... I can do whatever the heck I want with 'em, cuz they're mine =)

Well well well... the final chapter.. I'm going to miss doing this fic now.. hehe... this will be the 5th day in a row I write a chapter for it. Anyways, I just came up with a kick-ASS storyline for a serious fic in an alternate universe, but with the underlying Zoanthrope concept... totally original characters and plotline.. unfortunately for alot of you, that means no Keniko, but don't worry, one of my characters IS going to be a cat-girl... who DOES find herself in a relationship with someone who can turn into a wolf =). Anyways, it's going to be set in a world where not many people know about the ones who can turn into animals. I am NOT going to be using the word zoanthrope here, because it IS supposed to be all-original, besides the people-who-can-turn-into-beasts type thing going on. There are VERY few of these people, and they do not have that good of an idea just what exactly they are.... but it will also involve some other evil characters who are up to no good! The storyline I have come up with is somewhat complex, but at least it won't be overly simplified, just focusing on ONE character's plot. It will focus on the events surrounding quite a few diffrent people... all connected... well, anyways! Here is the final chapter of Game-Land: the boss and where each cahracter finds him/herself post-beating the 'game'! To many people's dismay, the final boss will NOT be Cronos.. It will NOT be Uranus... it will NOT be Xion... no no.... just see for yourselves...

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Narrator II: With the Author still gambling away his infomercial profits at the casino... we see three men in white haz-mat suits walk into the room.

Author: GRRRR!!! I swear... these things are rigged... huh? Who are you?

Man in Haz-Mat Suit: We are from Gambler's Anonymous. I see that you have a problem.

Author: No, I don't!

Man in Haz-Mat Suit: Of course you don't. That's why you need to come with me.

Author: I thought G.A. was for people who could at least admit that they even HAD a problem? Since when was it OBLIGITORY?

Man in Haz-Mat Suit II: We were losing membership... so we've been out looking for people addicted to gambling. Big Sister's orders.

Man in Haz-Mat III: Ah yes..... Big Sister is watching us all. Especially you.

Author: ?!?!

*They drag him away, while he kicks and screams.*

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Author II: Welcome, all, I am the author:

Narrator II: No, you arn't.

Author II: Well, then you arn't the Narrator, then, are you?

Narrator II: Good point.

Author II: You see, the REAL Author got locked up in a Gambler's Anonymous holding cell. He also used up all his profits at the casino, and I carried a cheap price. Thus, I am the new Author.

Narrator II: Whatever... just as long as you will include Keniko.

Author II: Ah, yes, Keniko. If that is your wish. Anyways, since I am assuming this is the last chapter, we will have the heroes fight the final boss.

Narrator II: Final boss? Who is it?

Author II: You arn't going to believe me if I told you.

Narrator II: Come on! Of course I will!

*Author II whispers into Narrator II's ear.*

*Narrator II almost falls over laughing.*

Author II: The setting will be..... South Park.

Narrator II: Why?

Author II: SHUT UP, FOOL! I am the Author, here! ACTION!

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*Alice, Yugo, Kenji, and Uriko all suddenly appear.... in a snow-covered field, with mountains off in the distance... but something is horribly wrong.*

Alice: What the..?

Yugo: Cool! I'm only 2D!

Kenji: Where are we?

Uriko: I... I don't...know......hey! Wait! This must be South Park! Look at that sign over there!

*Sure enough, everyone looks over to the right to see a wooden sign with "SOUTH PARK" written on it.*

Yugo: What are we supposed to do now???

???: I think I can answer that question...

*A hooded figure comes up from behind them.... very tall.. very mysterious.. and very.. fat?*

???: I am the final boss.

*Uriko sneaks behind him.. and gets ready to yank off his cloak.*

???: Do you dare fight me? My power is- HEY! What the..? Who took my cloak off???

*Uriko had just ripped off his covering.... what they all saw... was indescribable....*

Author II: Ah, yes.. the final boss... It is someone feared by many....

Narrator II: A horrid man.. who deals in the dismemberment of children, and brainwashing of preschool kids...

Author II: He's......

All: BARNEY!?!?!?

*Everyone's face is filled with a look of utter terror.*

Barney: Hi, everybody!

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barney: Dammit! Why does that scare everyone?!?!

Kenji: You're... you're Barney? Our final boss?

Uriko: Kenji..... please... protect me from that.... that THING.

Yugo: Hey, I know you! You had that TV show!

Alice/Kenji/Uriko: -_-

Barney: The show? Heh... you haven't seen NOTHIN' yet. Damn those kids... I told the executives, 'Arn't these kids a bit too old to be playing with an imaganary dinosaur?' 'No....' they said... 'No, we're trying to reach our demographic of 10 to 18 year olds with this show.'. Damn those execs... ruined my life... my reputation... well, now it's time for someone to play!! I mean... err... PAY!

Alice: What did WE do?

Barney: Errr..... I don't.... know....

*Barney goes into a flashback sequence*

Barney: Oh no! Somebody set up us the bomb !!

Kid: Hey, Barney, Mr. Rabbit wanted to play with the dynamite!

Barney: What you say !!

Kid II: You're funny, Barney! Heehee!

*BOOM!!!*

*Fading back into reality... I mean..err... South Park.*

Barney: Ever since that day.. I've wanted to get rid of all rabbits....

Alice: How did you know I was a rabbit?

Barney: I'm not a TOTAL idiot, ya know. Unlike HIM. *jerks thumb at Yugo*

Yugo: Whaaat???

Barney: Well, look, the point is, I'm going to have to fight one of you.

Yugo: If you are after my girl, then I shall be the one to fight you!

Barney: Very well then! PREPARE TO DIIIIIEEE!!!!!!

Narrator II: Oh no... we are doomed....

*Yugo immediately transforms into a wolf, fueled by the anger he felt from years of being forced to watch Barney by wayward babysitters... Barney pulled back his arm... Yugo ran up to Barney and got ready to bite when Barney released his punch, right into Yugo's face.*

Uriko: Ouch..

Alice: Oh!! Yugo!!! That bastard dinosaur better not hurt my wolfie... -_-

*Yugo regroups and devlivers a low kick to Barney's legs, tripping him. Barney is then left lying on the ground, wide open... Yugo seizes this opportunity to slash the heck out of his back. After a few hits, Barney leaps back up, slightly knocking Yugo off-balance.*

Barney: Feel the power of my... HAPPY SUNSHINE RAY!!!!

*Barney begins to glow.... his stomach has begun to emit very bright light...*

Kenji: It's like the sun!

Barney: Well, DUH. It's called happy sunshine ray, idiot.

Yugo: So um... what does it DO?

Barney: .........it makes your eyes hurt......and um......um....uh...

All:.......

*Yugo covers his eyes and delivers a final kick to the glowing stomach of Barney. Barney falls to the ground... and doesn't get back up. Yugo shifts back to normal.*

Stan: OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED BARNEY!

Kyle: You bastard!

*Two small children come up to the group of Zoanthropes.*

Kenji: Who are you?

Kyle:I'm Kyle, and this is Stan. We are characters on South Park. Who the #### are you?

Yugo: That kid called me a bastard! Grr.... *transforms back into a wolf.*

Stan/Kyle: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stan: Uh... Kyle.. I think that Terrance and Philip is on.. or... something....

Kyle: Uh... yeah! Um.... nice meeting you..guys.... bye! *runs off*

All: O_O

Author II: Bravo! Nicely done! You've defeated the boss! Now I will tell everyone how your lives continue after this life-altering event.

Uriko: Life altering??

Author II: Yes.

Uriko: -_-

Yugo:...I almost forgot! *Takes some sort of ball out of his pocket*

Kenji: What are you doing?

Yugo: Pokeball, GO!! *He throws a Pokeball at Barney.*

*Barney somehow squishes inside the ball.*

Yugo: Yeah!!!!!!!! I CAUGHT A BARNEY!!!

Uriko: Whatever. Anyways, Kenji, now we can go home!

Kenji: Yeah! Well... I had fun...

Uriko: Me too.....

*Both smile at each other*

Both: I love you!!!!!!!

*They run into each other's arms and begin kissing as the screen fades to black.*

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Author II: Want to know where they are now, eh? Here you go. Keep in mind, it cost me an arm and a leg just to compensate for the lawsuit filed by Comedy Central for using their characters, so if they seem a bit short, well... deal with it.

Uriko
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Uriko spends her days training, playing around with balls of yarn.... and dating Kenji. She also has a love of video games, as does Kenji, but vows to never again visit Game-Land. Recently auditioned for a Fancy-Feast commercial.
"Meow!" -Uriko

Kenji
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Continues to love the heck outta Uriko. Recently, Kenji and Uriko have been seeing each other a bit more often, now that Alice knows she will be maimed to death by thousands of people if she stops the 'Keniko' moments. Kenji has started a fan-club for cats, as well. It currently includes two members. He has also resolved to watch more 'South Park' and learn more about the strange ways of its characters, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. Kenji's favorite is.....currently none of them. The show confuses him to this day.
"What in the HECK is a salisbury steak??" -Kenji

Alice
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Alice went back to work at the hospital, but every now and then, she goes out with Yugo on a date. One night, as a joke, she came home wearing a big, red hood (one that you could say would be used for riding). Yugo didn't get it, of course. Still gets mistaken as the Easter Bunny, but carries around a small amount of candy to give out, just in case (those kids can be vicious). Alice also made Yugo vow to never again order cooked rabbit at a resteraunt.
"NO, GODAMMIT, I'M NOT THE FREAKIN' EASTER BUNNY!!!!!" -Alice

Yugo
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Yugo is still as clueless as ever, but enjoying every moment of it. His favorite phrase is, 'Ignorance is bliss', however, he has no idea what it's supposed to mean. Oh well. He has been seen traveling accross the country side, finding random people and asking them if they want to battle. If any of them ever say yes, he plans to use his new Pokemon, Barney, against them and defeat them all. Only then will he earn his Super-Cool-Treehouse badge.
"Go, Barney! Use Happy Sunshine Rays attack!" -Yugo

Cronos
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Cronos was revived by Author II. Why, do you ask? Well, when he was revived, Author II placed him in a cell filled with 25 hungry tigers. Ouch.
"Erm....eep?" -Cronos

Ganesha
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Ganesha now considers slang normal. To this day, nobody knows where he learned to talk like that.
"Yo, wassup my homies?" -Ganesha

Author
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The Author is in a mental institution, code named: Gamblers Anonymous. He spends every day now in a padded white room, being told by people over and over that gambling ruins your life. So does being stuck in a white padded room, I suppose.
"OK!!!!!! I'LL NEVER ####ING GAMBLE EVER AGAIN!!!! HAPPY NOW?!?!" -Author

Author II
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This great man recieved a large sum of money for having Yugo get rid of Barney. He ended up paying it all away in a settlement with Comedy Central. He visits his old buddy, Author, every once in awhile.
"Yes... of COOOURSE you're not a compulsive gambler.... *wink*... just keep telling yourself that, and I'm sure that soon they'll let you out." -Author II

Revived Narrator
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The remains of this narrator have been 'recycled', so to speak, and are now part of the earth. His soul has joined the 'Lifestream', and he's begun to go out with Aeris. Cloud still doesn't know.
"Hey, arn't you that dead babe?" -Revived Narrator

Narrator II
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Narrator II went off to write his own Keniko fics. 'Nuff said.
"*writes* And then, Kenji gave Uriko a big hug! *puts pencil down*" -Narrator II

The BVTCFNW
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The Booming Voice That Comes From No Where simply disap- *FWISH* *BVTCFNW disappears*
"No, Author II, no! Don't make me disap- *FWISH*" -BVTCFNW

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That should be about it.... and now, it is I, the REAL author, DraconumPB, thanking you for reading this fic! It's surely been fun! I REALLY hope you guys check out what I'm going to be doing soon in terms of fics.. I'm moving on to some serious stuff now.... well that's about all I have to say! Major thanks go to my reviewers, who gave me reason to write this in the first place, and Tiger5913 and Ramza Lionheart who wwrote fics that got me really hooked on BR humor.

Goodbye for now, everyone!!!