~-=Chapter 4: The Hunt Continues!=-~
I'm SO SORRY I took so long to get this chapter up! It's just that… high school is EVIL!!! Ok, so on with the chapter: THE HUNT CONTINUES!!
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"Run, Goten! RUN!!! We're gaining on him!"
"I'm running! I'M RUNNING!!!"
"RUN FASTER!!!"
"GYAH~!"
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Trunks and Goten were chasing Mr. MooMoo throughout the woods. Both of the demi-saiyans were starving and the thoughts of roasting Mr. MooMoo over a large bonfire made their mouths water like waterfalls. Twisting and turning, weaving through a flurry of trees and bushes, they chased Mr. MooMoo. And they ran.. and they ran.. ....and they ran.
"Trunks! I'm getting tired! Let's rest for a bit!" Goten groaned, and his stomach growled rebelliously.
"NO GOTEN! We're GOING to catch Mr. MooMoo!!" Trunks was also getting tired, but his hunger reigned over much stronger than his fatigue.
"But Truuuunks!!! PLEAAASE!?!?" Goten cried. His eyes were as big as dinner plates, welling up with tears. This face always worked on Chi-Chi, Gohan, and Videl, but would it work on Trunks?
"Do you really think I'm going to fall for that PATHETIC face of yours, Goten? COME ON!!!" Trunks yelled. He grabbed Goten's foot and dashed after Mr. MooMoo, dragging Goten along.
"AAAHH!! TRUNKS!! LET GO OF ME!! Owww!!! TRUNKS!!!! EWWWWW!!! What IS this!?!?" Goten screeched. Being dragged around in the woods obviously isn't a lot of fun. Not to mention his head bouncing violently off of stumps, tree roots, logs, large rocks, and other forest debris INCLUDING a dead raccoon with a bunch of maggots squiggling and squirming around all over its dead, rotting, and reeking flesh… Poor Goten had to put up with Mr.StinkyDeadThing on his face.
"Trunks!! STOP!!! THERE'S A STINKY DEAD THING ON MY FACE!!!!!" Goten yelped. He could have smacked the rotting varmint away, but from all of that brutal head banging, he was just too confused to think clearly. Just then, Trunks stopped quickly and looked at Goten in disgust.
"Goten… I keep on telling you OVER AND OVER!! STOP PLAYING WITH DEAD ANIMALS!!! Why won't you ever listen to me!? You… you… URRRGH!! IDIOT!" Trunks shouted in anger and kicked the dead raccoon off of Goten's face.
"MOOOOOOOOO!" Mr.MooMoo.. uhh.. Mooed.
"Wha did hyou shay..?" Goten asked in a slurred tone.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Goten! We can just catch Mr. MooMoo right—"
M-Mooo.. MOOOO!! MOO MOO MOOOOOOOO!!!
"WHAT!? Don't you DARE insult my mommy like that, Mr. MooMoo!!" Goten yelled in anger.
M-MOOO… MOOOOO!?!?
"Let's get him, Trunks!!!! For my MOMMY!!!" Goten screeched.
"Ummm.. yeah.. SURE…"
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! And Mr. MooMoo ran like hell.
"GET HIM!!!!!!!!" the two psychopathic half-aliens screamed.
And… Trunks and Goten began the mad hunt after Mr. MooMoo again. …But for some reason, Mr. MooMoo always seemed to jump away from their traps…
"DARN IT!!!! That's the fifth time he didn't fall in the hole!!! I DUG LIKE FIFTY OF THOSE STUPID HOLES!!!!!" Trunks yelled in utter frustration, flailing his arms up and down like a berserk turkey vulture.
"Maybe we should just ki-blast Mr. MooMoo, Trunks!" Goten replied.
"NOOO!! Remember what happened to the chicken and the bear!? They went BOOM! Sizzle sizzle, and they were ashes, Goten, ASHES!!!"
"T-Trunks!! Mr. MooMoo is getting away!!!" Goten cried while pointing behind Trunks frantically.
"What!? AAAHHHH!!! GET THAT COW!!!"
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
And they KEPT ON CHASING Mr. MooMoo.. Eventually, the two rascals chased Mr. MooMoo to some strange volcanic area where there was a lot of rocky terrain and… it was volcanic.
SCREEEEEECH!!!!!!!
"Trunks! What was that!?!?" Goten shrieked with terror.
"GOTEN! Now's not the time to be scared!!! We almost have Mr. MooMoo! JUST THINK!!! A BIG YUMMY STEAK!!" Trunks yelled, trying to keep his drooling under control.
MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! M-MOO MOOOO!!!
"We're gaining on him Trunks! We're gaining on him!" Goten squealed happily.
Goten and Trunks slowly inched closer… and closer to Mr. MooMoo. Gaining.. and gaining.. …..AND GAINING… Oh, Mr. MooMoo is so close!!! The dream of roasting Mr.MooMoo over a bonfire is slowly becoming a reality in front of the young saiyans' eyes! They both lunge towards Mr. MooMoo, and their drool is slowly dribbling down the side of their mouths!! And they're getting closer.. and CLOSER… AND CLOSER.. AND….!!!!!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!
A giant pterodactyl swooped overhead Trunks and Goten and snatched away Mr. MooMoo in a flash!!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" both of the half-saiyans screamed.
"TRUUNKS!!! The dino took away Mr. MOOMOO!!!" Goten screamed and cried uncontrollably. "Now we'll NEVER get anything to EAT!!!"
"Well what're you waiting for, GOTEN!? LET'S GO GET THAT BIRD!!!!" Trunks yelled and flew towards the giant pterodactyl at blinding speed.
"AHH!! Wait for me, Trunks!" yelled Goten and quickly flew after Trunks.
"Now Goten.. MAYBE, we can ki-blast that STUPID dinosaur that took Mr. MooMoo… but ONLY ki-blast the stupid dinosaur!!!"
"Alright Trunks!"
"On the count of three, Goten…!'
"One!"
"Two!"
"Three!!!!!!"
Trunks and Goten both fired a relatively small ki-blast towards the dino carrying Mr. MooMoo.
SCREECH!! GRAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!!
"Yeah! We got him, Trunks! WHOO HOO!!" chirped Goten.
"Now let's go down to the ground. Mr. MooMoo should be dead once he hits that mountain over there!" Trunks yelled and flew towards the mountain with Goten following him… …but…. Mr. MooMoo was falling.. REALLY FAST.. REALLY REALLY FAST… and then….
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Splash! BOOM!!! Sizzle sizzle sizzle….
Mr. MooMoo didn't fall on a mountain… He fell inside of a volcano and burned in the lava…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" the two Saiyans screamed again.
~~Somewhere in Hell/HFIL~~
"GAAAAH!!!! This is so STUPID!! I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE!!!" screamed Cell while grabbing the bars of the cage and shaking them like a gorilla. Freiza, who was in the same cage, just kept on kicking the bars over and over..
KLANK! KLANK! KLANK! KLANK! RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE!!! KLANK! KLANK!
"HEY! Pipe down you two!" yelled the guard.
"How DARE you tell me, The Great Freiza, to pipe down you worthless creature!!!" Freiza screeched and flicked off the guard.
"When you wave at someone.. use ALL of your fingers…" muttered the guard.
KLANK KLANK KLANK KLANK! RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE!!!!! KLANK KLANK KLANK!!!!!!
Then, the guard pressed a small red button that read, WARNING: Use ONLY in case of emergency. But.. the guard liked to used this button more for the sake of his own entertainment.
BZZZAAP!!!!!!!!
"GYAAAA!!!!" the villains screamed.
KLANK! KLANK! KLANK! RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE!!!! KLANK!!!!
"Kami! Have mercy on us!" they screeched.
BZZZZZAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!
"GYAAAAAAAA!!!"
BZZZZZZAAAAAAAAP!!!!
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
BZZZ… BZZAAP!!!… Bzzz.. BOOOOOM!!!
"GYAAAAAAAA—huh?" The two villains looked around them and saw that the cage was destroyed and the guard was knocked out and unconscious.
"We're free!!! We're FREE!!" Freiza yelled, dancing around in circles and flailing his arms around. Then, he repeatedly kicked the unconscious guard repetitively. "And that's for spiking my apple juice! WHAM! And that's for zapping us 24/7!!! WHAM!!! And that's for calling me an Albino Lizard Lady!!! SMASH!!! WHAM!!! WHACK!!!"
Cell was quite amused watching Freiza beating the living crap out of the guard. "Say, Freiza. Why don't we go to the Living World and beat the crap out of Goku and his buddies?"
"Yes!! MUST KILL GOKU!!! …or at least his spawn, GoBob.. or whatever he's called…" replied Freiza.
"NO! It's Goheen, you nincompoop! Goku's dead already… so let's have fun making Goheen's life a living hell, shall we?"
"Yes!!! Let us torture Goheen!!! Burn in Hell, Goheen! BURN IN HELL!!!! But first, we'll go SHOPPING!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
And so the two villains teleported to the Living World. How? I do not know…
~~Back in the Forest with Gohan and Videl~~
"ACHOO!! Ahh.. ahh.. ACHOOO!!!" Gohan sneezed. Both Videl and Gohan were soaking wet and their clothes were torn up to shreds by the piranhas. But they survived, somehow…
"Gee, are you coming down with a cold or something, Gohan?" Videl asked.
"Eh… probably some villain down in Hell is talking crap about me…" Gohan muttered.
"In Hell??? Maybe he's still high from those mushrooms.." Videl thought to herself.
Suddenly, Gohan felt a familiar ki not too far away.. Somewhere near the woods. "…No, that's not Trunks and Goten.. Wait a minute.. could it be…?" Gohan thought to himself.
"What is it, Gohan?" Videl asked.
"It can't be… It's…Freiza and Cell!!!" Gohan yelled in terror.
~~Oh no!! Freiza and Cell are back in the Living World!? What kinds of chaos will the two evil villains get themselves into!? Not only that, Freiza wants to go SHOPPING! And Mr. MooMoo is GONE!! What will Goten and Trunks say to Videl when they get back!? Will everyone get high on 'shrooms!? Will the world come to an end!? Wait until Chapter 5: When Villains Go Shopping!
So do you like it? Reviews would be great! I won't be able to update as quickly, but if you want little snippets and previews of next and upcoming chapters, you can e-mail me at moochanu@hotmail.com! Thank You!!! =^.^=
I'm SO SORRY I took so long to get this chapter up! It's just that… high school is EVIL!!! Ok, so on with the chapter: THE HUNT CONTINUES!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Run, Goten! RUN!!! We're gaining on him!"
"I'm running! I'M RUNNING!!!"
"RUN FASTER!!!"
"GYAH~!"
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Trunks and Goten were chasing Mr. MooMoo throughout the woods. Both of the demi-saiyans were starving and the thoughts of roasting Mr. MooMoo over a large bonfire made their mouths water like waterfalls. Twisting and turning, weaving through a flurry of trees and bushes, they chased Mr. MooMoo. And they ran.. and they ran.. ....and they ran.
"Trunks! I'm getting tired! Let's rest for a bit!" Goten groaned, and his stomach growled rebelliously.
"NO GOTEN! We're GOING to catch Mr. MooMoo!!" Trunks was also getting tired, but his hunger reigned over much stronger than his fatigue.
"But Truuuunks!!! PLEAAASE!?!?" Goten cried. His eyes were as big as dinner plates, welling up with tears. This face always worked on Chi-Chi, Gohan, and Videl, but would it work on Trunks?
"Do you really think I'm going to fall for that PATHETIC face of yours, Goten? COME ON!!!" Trunks yelled. He grabbed Goten's foot and dashed after Mr. MooMoo, dragging Goten along.
"AAAHH!! TRUNKS!! LET GO OF ME!! Owww!!! TRUNKS!!!! EWWWWW!!! What IS this!?!?" Goten screeched. Being dragged around in the woods obviously isn't a lot of fun. Not to mention his head bouncing violently off of stumps, tree roots, logs, large rocks, and other forest debris INCLUDING a dead raccoon with a bunch of maggots squiggling and squirming around all over its dead, rotting, and reeking flesh… Poor Goten had to put up with Mr.StinkyDeadThing on his face.
"Trunks!! STOP!!! THERE'S A STINKY DEAD THING ON MY FACE!!!!!" Goten yelped. He could have smacked the rotting varmint away, but from all of that brutal head banging, he was just too confused to think clearly. Just then, Trunks stopped quickly and looked at Goten in disgust.
"Goten… I keep on telling you OVER AND OVER!! STOP PLAYING WITH DEAD ANIMALS!!! Why won't you ever listen to me!? You… you… URRRGH!! IDIOT!" Trunks shouted in anger and kicked the dead raccoon off of Goten's face.
"MOOOOOOOOO!" Mr.MooMoo.. uhh.. Mooed.
"Wha did hyou shay..?" Goten asked in a slurred tone.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Goten! We can just catch Mr. MooMoo right—"
M-Mooo.. MOOOO!! MOO MOO MOOOOOOOO!!!
"WHAT!? Don't you DARE insult my mommy like that, Mr. MooMoo!!" Goten yelled in anger.
M-MOOO… MOOOOO!?!?
"Let's get him, Trunks!!!! For my MOMMY!!!" Goten screeched.
"Ummm.. yeah.. SURE…"
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! And Mr. MooMoo ran like hell.
"GET HIM!!!!!!!!" the two psychopathic half-aliens screamed.
And… Trunks and Goten began the mad hunt after Mr. MooMoo again. …But for some reason, Mr. MooMoo always seemed to jump away from their traps…
"DARN IT!!!! That's the fifth time he didn't fall in the hole!!! I DUG LIKE FIFTY OF THOSE STUPID HOLES!!!!!" Trunks yelled in utter frustration, flailing his arms up and down like a berserk turkey vulture.
"Maybe we should just ki-blast Mr. MooMoo, Trunks!" Goten replied.
"NOOO!! Remember what happened to the chicken and the bear!? They went BOOM! Sizzle sizzle, and they were ashes, Goten, ASHES!!!"
"T-Trunks!! Mr. MooMoo is getting away!!!" Goten cried while pointing behind Trunks frantically.
"What!? AAAHHHH!!! GET THAT COW!!!"
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
And they KEPT ON CHASING Mr. MooMoo.. Eventually, the two rascals chased Mr. MooMoo to some strange volcanic area where there was a lot of rocky terrain and… it was volcanic.
SCREEEEEECH!!!!!!!
"Trunks! What was that!?!?" Goten shrieked with terror.
"GOTEN! Now's not the time to be scared!!! We almost have Mr. MooMoo! JUST THINK!!! A BIG YUMMY STEAK!!" Trunks yelled, trying to keep his drooling under control.
MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! M-MOO MOOOO!!!
"We're gaining on him Trunks! We're gaining on him!" Goten squealed happily.
Goten and Trunks slowly inched closer… and closer to Mr. MooMoo. Gaining.. and gaining.. …..AND GAINING… Oh, Mr. MooMoo is so close!!! The dream of roasting Mr.MooMoo over a bonfire is slowly becoming a reality in front of the young saiyans' eyes! They both lunge towards Mr. MooMoo, and their drool is slowly dribbling down the side of their mouths!! And they're getting closer.. and CLOSER… AND CLOSER.. AND….!!!!!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!
A giant pterodactyl swooped overhead Trunks and Goten and snatched away Mr. MooMoo in a flash!!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" both of the half-saiyans screamed.
"TRUUNKS!!! The dino took away Mr. MOOMOO!!!" Goten screamed and cried uncontrollably. "Now we'll NEVER get anything to EAT!!!"
"Well what're you waiting for, GOTEN!? LET'S GO GET THAT BIRD!!!!" Trunks yelled and flew towards the giant pterodactyl at blinding speed.
"AHH!! Wait for me, Trunks!" yelled Goten and quickly flew after Trunks.
"Now Goten.. MAYBE, we can ki-blast that STUPID dinosaur that took Mr. MooMoo… but ONLY ki-blast the stupid dinosaur!!!"
"Alright Trunks!"
"On the count of three, Goten…!'
"One!"
"Two!"
"Three!!!!!!"
Trunks and Goten both fired a relatively small ki-blast towards the dino carrying Mr. MooMoo.
SCREECH!! GRAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!!
"Yeah! We got him, Trunks! WHOO HOO!!" chirped Goten.
"Now let's go down to the ground. Mr. MooMoo should be dead once he hits that mountain over there!" Trunks yelled and flew towards the mountain with Goten following him… …but…. Mr. MooMoo was falling.. REALLY FAST.. REALLY REALLY FAST… and then….
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Splash! BOOM!!! Sizzle sizzle sizzle….
Mr. MooMoo didn't fall on a mountain… He fell inside of a volcano and burned in the lava…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" the two Saiyans screamed again.
~~Somewhere in Hell/HFIL~~
"GAAAAH!!!! This is so STUPID!! I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE!!!" screamed Cell while grabbing the bars of the cage and shaking them like a gorilla. Freiza, who was in the same cage, just kept on kicking the bars over and over..
KLANK! KLANK! KLANK! KLANK! RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE!!! KLANK! KLANK!
"HEY! Pipe down you two!" yelled the guard.
"How DARE you tell me, The Great Freiza, to pipe down you worthless creature!!!" Freiza screeched and flicked off the guard.
"When you wave at someone.. use ALL of your fingers…" muttered the guard.
KLANK KLANK KLANK KLANK! RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE!!!!! KLANK KLANK KLANK!!!!!!
Then, the guard pressed a small red button that read, WARNING: Use ONLY in case of emergency. But.. the guard liked to used this button more for the sake of his own entertainment.
BZZZAAP!!!!!!!!
"GYAAAA!!!!" the villains screamed.
KLANK! KLANK! KLANK! RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE!!!! KLANK!!!!
"Kami! Have mercy on us!" they screeched.
BZZZZZAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!
"GYAAAAAAAA!!!"
BZZZZZZAAAAAAAAP!!!!
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
BZZZ… BZZAAP!!!… Bzzz.. BOOOOOM!!!
"GYAAAAAAAA—huh?" The two villains looked around them and saw that the cage was destroyed and the guard was knocked out and unconscious.
"We're free!!! We're FREE!!" Freiza yelled, dancing around in circles and flailing his arms around. Then, he repeatedly kicked the unconscious guard repetitively. "And that's for spiking my apple juice! WHAM! And that's for zapping us 24/7!!! WHAM!!! And that's for calling me an Albino Lizard Lady!!! SMASH!!! WHAM!!! WHACK!!!"
Cell was quite amused watching Freiza beating the living crap out of the guard. "Say, Freiza. Why don't we go to the Living World and beat the crap out of Goku and his buddies?"
"Yes!! MUST KILL GOKU!!! …or at least his spawn, GoBob.. or whatever he's called…" replied Freiza.
"NO! It's Goheen, you nincompoop! Goku's dead already… so let's have fun making Goheen's life a living hell, shall we?"
"Yes!!! Let us torture Goheen!!! Burn in Hell, Goheen! BURN IN HELL!!!! But first, we'll go SHOPPING!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
And so the two villains teleported to the Living World. How? I do not know…
~~Back in the Forest with Gohan and Videl~~
"ACHOO!! Ahh.. ahh.. ACHOOO!!!" Gohan sneezed. Both Videl and Gohan were soaking wet and their clothes were torn up to shreds by the piranhas. But they survived, somehow…
"Gee, are you coming down with a cold or something, Gohan?" Videl asked.
"Eh… probably some villain down in Hell is talking crap about me…" Gohan muttered.
"In Hell??? Maybe he's still high from those mushrooms.." Videl thought to herself.
Suddenly, Gohan felt a familiar ki not too far away.. Somewhere near the woods. "…No, that's not Trunks and Goten.. Wait a minute.. could it be…?" Gohan thought to himself.
"What is it, Gohan?" Videl asked.
"It can't be… It's…Freiza and Cell!!!" Gohan yelled in terror.
~~Oh no!! Freiza and Cell are back in the Living World!? What kinds of chaos will the two evil villains get themselves into!? Not only that, Freiza wants to go SHOPPING! And Mr. MooMoo is GONE!! What will Goten and Trunks say to Videl when they get back!? Will everyone get high on 'shrooms!? Will the world come to an end!? Wait until Chapter 5: When Villains Go Shopping!
So do you like it? Reviews would be great! I won't be able to update as quickly, but if you want little snippets and previews of next and upcoming chapters, you can e-mail me at moochanu@hotmail.com! Thank You!!! =^.^=