THE LOST CHPATER: THE AXIS OF EVIL!!
OK, so I lied. This comes from many suggestions from my freinds at school.... if you remember, there was a Saturday Night Live skit based on President Bush's Axis of Evil speech, where he outlined various countries and people that were part of the 'Axis of Evil'. The SNL skit was something I didn't happen to see myself, but I heard about it. Anyways, it only seems natural that the Axis of Evil is something that needs to be defeated, and who would be better for the job than our heroes? Author I finally gets out of the clutches of the evil Gambler's Anonymous... just to kick out Author II and take back control of the fic!!!
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Narrator II: The setting is in someone's living room..... the TV is blaring... and a figure is sitting on the couch. Hey... that's Author II !!!
Author II: Ahh... finally done.. now I can sit back and relax...
*The front door swings open quickly, and a figure in a straight jacket stumbles in. He rips off the jacket.*
Author: *Huff* I... made it out.....*wheeze* .....alive.....
Author II: !!!!!!!
Author: I saw how you let my characters off easy.
Author II: I don't know what you're talking about!
Author: Oh, don't be so dumb. There's still work to do. And.. YOU'RE FIRED.
Author II: !!!!
Author: That's right. Now... GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Author II: Aww....... *sigh*.... well... I guess I'll be seein' ya' then...?
Author: No, you won't. GO!
Author II: =( ........
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President Bush: Hello, my fellow people from America. Now, for those of you that don't know, the people we are after all reside in a group I like to call, the 'Axis of Evil'. These are people so evil, they make people cringe when I say their names. I have figured that these bad people have been conspiring together. They are most likely plotting to eliminate saturday morning cartoons, and that's something I definately don't want to happen. If it does, I might just cry. And you don't want to hear me cry. Now, of course, the former leader of the 'Axis of Evil' has just been killed. The remaining members of this terrible faction, however, include but are not limited to:
Eminem
Janet Reno
A fellow by the name of Author II
Bill Gates
Barbara Walters
Mike Tyson
Least but not last....that lady from 'Weakest Link' (she scares me) .
And... three Micheal Jacksons: The female one, the male one, and the black one
These bad guys form this 'Axis of Evil.' These are some real bad people, and we need to go get 'em, so they can't do any more evil things. Thank you, and goodnight.
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Narrator II: Our heroes, Alice, Yugo, Uriko, and Kenji are all sitting a van... being driven by the Author to the White House to speak with President Bush.
Author: OK, when I drop you off, everybody go inside and.. talk to the president.
Kenji: I seriously doubt it's just that easy to talk to the President of the US, just walking in.
Author: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find your way around.
All: -_-
Author: Alright, here we are. Now, go and talk to him.
*Everybody gets out and Author drives away. Our heroes walk up to the entrance.*
Guard: Excuse me, but you'll have to get in line, just like all the other tourists.
*All look behind them to see a 50-foot long line to get into the White House.*
Guard: If you don't get in line, I can't let you in.
Kenji: Argh....
Yugo: Oh, come on guys. It can't take THAT long.
Narrator II: 3 hours later....
Alice: This... sucks.
Uriko: Tell me about it.
Yugo: I don't get why we don't just transform and bust in.
Kenji: ARE YOU NUTS?!
Yugo: Probably. Anyways, I'm going in. *transforms*
Narrator II: Yugo... *covers eyes*.....
*Many screams are heard, and some people yelling. After a moment...*
Alice: Yugo! Wait!!!! *Transforms and hops after Yugo..*
Uriko: What are we gonna do now?!
Kenji: I dunno. Follow them, I guess. *Runs after Alice and Yugo*
Uriko: Grrr..... *follows Kenji*
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Narrator II: President Bush is sitting in his office...
Bush: *Lookng at a $1 bill* Tell me... Mr. Washington.. how do I defeat this Axis of Evil?!?! I'm confused.... *pouts*... what am I gonna do....
*Bush calls somebody on the phone.*
Bush: Mom.... Mom I need help. Yeah.. well... I need to know how to defeat this Axis of Evil! I just don't know how... they are just too evil... maybe I should give up...
*Yugo, followed by Alice, bust into the room.... morphed.*
Bush: Look, Ma, I gotta go. The Wolfman and the Easter Bunny just came to see me. No, Mom, I'm not taking that medication anymore. Ma, I gotta go! Bye. *Click*
*Alice and Yugo change back to normal*
Bush: *Confused look*
Alice: Um... we um.... we're here to defeat the Axis of Evil!
Bush: No way! You're kiddin' me, right?
Yugo: Nope.
Bush: *does a little dance* Oh yeah, oh yeah... Axis of Evil is SO dead, they are SO dead...
Alice: We just need to know where they are, and we'll go defeat them... *is reading off a piece of paper the Author gave to her.* *Whispering to Yugo* Author wants us to do WHAT?!
Yugo: Just play along, I guess....
Bush: OK, let me go get Mr. Cheny! He always knows what to do. *runs out the door, yelling "MR. CHENY, WHERE ARE YOU?? I NEED YOU....*
Alice and Yugo: -_-
*Uriko and Kenji come in*
Kenji: Where's the US president?
Yugo: Off to look for the Vice President...
Kenji: Oh.
Narrator II: After about 2 more hours, Bush comes back, and hands Alice a piece of paper.*
Bush: This guy downstairs like, gave me this paper. I don't know what it is, but he says you'll need it.
*Alice reads the paper: ADDRESS OF THE AXIS OF EVIL'S HQ......*
Alice: Um... thanks.... bye I guess.
Bush: Yeah, and remember, this Easter I want a new desk chair, alright? This one doesn't spin around enough. I mean, this one doesn't turn well at all.. *goes and sits on his desk chair, and tries to spin around in it.* See, it doesn't work too well........? Guys?
Narrator II: They already left.
Bush: Oh... darn it.
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*Everyone piles back into the car.*
Author: Good job. Now... let's just go find them...
Kenji: Where are we going?
Author: Rural Ohio.
Kenji: Um... oooook........
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Narrator II: In the AoE's secret lair....
Weakest-Link Lady: Now I'm sure you've all heard. Our former leader has been assassinated.
Author II: Erm... ehehe......
*All glare at Author II*
WLL: In that case, we shall have a small contest for our new leader! Eminem, in math, what is the square root of 9456734?
Eminem: I don't know, but you ####in' better get yo' #### ### off the ####in' befoh I cut yo' throat with a ####in' big knife then #### you up the...
WLL: Incorrect! Janet, In Social Studies, where is America?
Janet Reno: In... Amercia?
WLL: Correct! Author II: who is more evil than anyone in the AoE?
Author II: Cronos!
WLL: Correct! Micheal Jackson, how far can you go into a forest before you're walking out of it?
Black Micheal Jackson: Which Micheal Jackson? There's, me.. then the normal one.. then the girl MJ...
WLL: Incorrect!
WLL: Mr. Gates, what is the purpose of your existance?
Bill Gates: To infect all computers in the world with Windows, of course.
WLL: Correct! Barbara, what is your name?
Barbara Walters: Bahbwa Wawas!
WLL: Incorrect! That is the end of the first round... Mike, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
Mike Tyson: You didn't ask me a question, Ann! How was I supposed to..
WLL: Goodbye!
Mike Tyson: I'm callin' for a rematch.... *leaves the table.*
WLL: Author II, why did you vote Mike off?
Author II: Nobody voted anybody off! What are you talking about?
WLL: I'm talking about, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. Goodbye.
Author II: ???
WLL: Who else has 'personal' problems?
Eminem: Look, beyotch, just shut yo' trap before I #### you in the ### so hard you #### on....
WLL: SOMEbody got up on the wrong side of the bed, today, I see.. We'll be back, after these messages from bumbling idiots trying to sell you their products.
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Lady: New! Orbit Gum! *Holds a pack of gum and points to it*
Man: It's not that special...
Lady: Gives you that 'just brushed' felling, no matter what! And, how does your mouth feel?
Man: It feels.. okay?
*Bright flash + 'ding' noise*
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WLL: Welcome back to, 'Weakest-Link: Axis of Evil Edition'. Bill, what exactly would it mean if the Theory of Relativity was not true, and it was Tuesday, November 9th, of 2010?
Bill: Well, to fully explain it, I would suggest that everybody should go read some books by the genius, Stephan Hawking. However, I will try to dumb it down as much as possible. First of all, all the computers should be running Windows. This will protect them from any bugs that might occurr due to the Theory of Relativity not being true. They should probably have the latest version if possible. If that's not possible, make it possible. My agents would come to your house and install it for you. I would then rip $250 out of your wallet. Now, assuming all of these computers are running Windows, and all the users of Macs have been assassinated, the world's leaders would be called to my palace. There, we would hold a meeting officially delcaring Windows the system of choice for... for the world. Then...
WLL: I'm sorry, we have run out of time. You have banked nothing in that round. However, neither did anyone else, and at least Bill tried, so he will now become the leader of the Axis of Evil. This has been the Axis of Evil edition of the 'Weakest-Link'. Goodbye!
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Author: Here you are....
*Author drops them off at a little shack*
Author: Go inside, then press the button on the right wall. A door shall open and lead you to the chambers of the Axis of Evil.
Uriko: How do you know?!
Author: Duh... I'm the Author. Now, go!
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Girl Micheal Jackson: This is unfair! *pouts*
Male MJ: It's OK, baby... when ya' got tha' moves... oh yeah... *starts preforming little dance moves*
*All four of our heroes bust in the room, all transformed and ready to fight*
Eminem: What the ####?
Author II: Oh... no..... the Author sent you, didn't he!
Alice: Why um... yes he did.
Author II: I knew it!
Yugo: It's about time we take you all on! GO! BARNEY!!
Barney: *pops out of the pokeball* Barney, Barney! Bar bar, barneybar!
Yugo: Use your Happy Sunshine Rays attack!
*Barney lights up.. blinding most of the people in the room. Bill Gates, however... runs out a door while shielding his eyes.*
Kenji: Follow him!
*Alice, Kenji, Yugo, and Uriko all run out after Bill.*
WLL: No.. it's so... happy! Impossible! *Weakest-Link-Lady spontaneously combusts*
Janet Reno: No.... too much... light........
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*Bill Gates is followed into a small room with a table... on that table lied a big red button...*
Bill: Don't make me push this!
All: Why?
Bill: Err.... because all big, red buttons to something bad! Bwahahahaha! *Gets ready to push the button*
Yugo: Wait...no....
Bill: Wha?
Yugo: I understand now.. you're just a little insecure...little boy... arn't you..?
Bill: What? No, I'm not! I'm a genius!
Yugo: No... I can see it in your eyes...*slowly moves closer to Bill*
Bill: What are you talking abou-OOF!
*Yugo punches Bill in the nose*
Uriko: We arn't letting YOU get off easy.... *hisses at Bill*
Bill: I'll do anything you want..just please... *reaches slowly for the red button..*
Alice: YUGO! NOW!!!
Yugo: Huh?
*Bill presses the red button, laughing.*
Bill: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I NOW RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! Vwahahahaha!
Kenji: Then um... what... happened?
Bill: *Blinks* ??? I um.... it....
BVTCFNW: Self-Destruct in: 5 minutes...
Bill: NO!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugo: Sorry Bill... but we gotta jet! *All four run out... covering their eyes*
Bill: You'll never get away!!! *runs after them*
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Eminem: This is ####in' hell.... ughh.....
*The heroes run into the room and past the still-glowing Barney, followed by Bill.*
Yugo: Barney! Return! *Gets ready to throw the Pokeball at Barney.... then looks at Bill...*....Kenji, quick! Throw this at Bill! You've got better aim then me...
Kenji: Umm... ok....... *Takes the ball from Yugo and throws it at Bill*
Bill: Get back here you- OW DAMMIT! *gets hit with ball* Ugh.....*falls to floor*
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*Alice, Yugo, Uriko and Kenji all jump out of the shack, into Author's van, and drive away, just moments before.... before the shack falls over.*
Uriko: We did it! And it's all thanks to Kenji! *Lovingly hugs him*
Kenji: Err, why thanks! Of COURSE it was all because of me! Why, Author, you hould have seen me back there... I was-
Yugo: Kenji.
Kenji: ...y-yes?
Yugo: Shut up.
Narrator II: The car drives away... as the sun sets. Kenji and Uriko (much to Alice's dismay) are making out, and Yugo is crying over the loss of his favorite Pokemon. Oh well. Meanwhile, in the White House...
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Bush *on phone*: Look, Gore, I have already explained this to you... I am the President. The people picked me.
Gore*on other end of the line*: No, Bush.... I'm sorry but I have to disagree...
Bush: Well how come, then?
Gore: I DID win the popular vote. The people actually picked me. But that's okay, because I know you'd be the better President... however.. the people DID pick me, but in the end I guess it was those dimpled chads that REALLY screwed things up.
Bush: Who in the heck is this Chad guy?
Narrator II: Ah.. Bush... always one to make me laugh....
Author: Yeah.. and this time, it really is the end. Evil has been finally been defeated... for good.
*Fade to black.*
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There. Happy now??? =P I suppose this is almost dumber than all the other chapters put together. Well, most of it came from ideas my freinds at school gave me, and alot of the credit for this chapter shall go to them. Thanks guys.
Oh, and, before everybody starts hate-mailing me over the Axis of Evil thing... Janet Reno is pretty darn evil, I tell ya'! Come on! You all know it! Anyways, bye for now!
OK, so I lied. This comes from many suggestions from my freinds at school.... if you remember, there was a Saturday Night Live skit based on President Bush's Axis of Evil speech, where he outlined various countries and people that were part of the 'Axis of Evil'. The SNL skit was something I didn't happen to see myself, but I heard about it. Anyways, it only seems natural that the Axis of Evil is something that needs to be defeated, and who would be better for the job than our heroes? Author I finally gets out of the clutches of the evil Gambler's Anonymous... just to kick out Author II and take back control of the fic!!!
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Narrator II: The setting is in someone's living room..... the TV is blaring... and a figure is sitting on the couch. Hey... that's Author II !!!
Author II: Ahh... finally done.. now I can sit back and relax...
*The front door swings open quickly, and a figure in a straight jacket stumbles in. He rips off the jacket.*
Author: *Huff* I... made it out.....*wheeze* .....alive.....
Author II: !!!!!!!
Author: I saw how you let my characters off easy.
Author II: I don't know what you're talking about!
Author: Oh, don't be so dumb. There's still work to do. And.. YOU'RE FIRED.
Author II: !!!!
Author: That's right. Now... GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Author II: Aww....... *sigh*.... well... I guess I'll be seein' ya' then...?
Author: No, you won't. GO!
Author II: =( ........
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President Bush: Hello, my fellow people from America. Now, for those of you that don't know, the people we are after all reside in a group I like to call, the 'Axis of Evil'. These are people so evil, they make people cringe when I say their names. I have figured that these bad people have been conspiring together. They are most likely plotting to eliminate saturday morning cartoons, and that's something I definately don't want to happen. If it does, I might just cry. And you don't want to hear me cry. Now, of course, the former leader of the 'Axis of Evil' has just been killed. The remaining members of this terrible faction, however, include but are not limited to:
Eminem
Janet Reno
A fellow by the name of Author II
Bill Gates
Barbara Walters
Mike Tyson
Least but not last....that lady from 'Weakest Link' (she scares me) .
And... three Micheal Jacksons: The female one, the male one, and the black one
These bad guys form this 'Axis of Evil.' These are some real bad people, and we need to go get 'em, so they can't do any more evil things. Thank you, and goodnight.
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Narrator II: Our heroes, Alice, Yugo, Uriko, and Kenji are all sitting a van... being driven by the Author to the White House to speak with President Bush.
Author: OK, when I drop you off, everybody go inside and.. talk to the president.
Kenji: I seriously doubt it's just that easy to talk to the President of the US, just walking in.
Author: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find your way around.
All: -_-
Author: Alright, here we are. Now, go and talk to him.
*Everybody gets out and Author drives away. Our heroes walk up to the entrance.*
Guard: Excuse me, but you'll have to get in line, just like all the other tourists.
*All look behind them to see a 50-foot long line to get into the White House.*
Guard: If you don't get in line, I can't let you in.
Kenji: Argh....
Yugo: Oh, come on guys. It can't take THAT long.
Narrator II: 3 hours later....
Alice: This... sucks.
Uriko: Tell me about it.
Yugo: I don't get why we don't just transform and bust in.
Kenji: ARE YOU NUTS?!
Yugo: Probably. Anyways, I'm going in. *transforms*
Narrator II: Yugo... *covers eyes*.....
*Many screams are heard, and some people yelling. After a moment...*
Alice: Yugo! Wait!!!! *Transforms and hops after Yugo..*
Uriko: What are we gonna do now?!
Kenji: I dunno. Follow them, I guess. *Runs after Alice and Yugo*
Uriko: Grrr..... *follows Kenji*
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Narrator II: President Bush is sitting in his office...
Bush: *Lookng at a $1 bill* Tell me... Mr. Washington.. how do I defeat this Axis of Evil?!?! I'm confused.... *pouts*... what am I gonna do....
*Bush calls somebody on the phone.*
Bush: Mom.... Mom I need help. Yeah.. well... I need to know how to defeat this Axis of Evil! I just don't know how... they are just too evil... maybe I should give up...
*Yugo, followed by Alice, bust into the room.... morphed.*
Bush: Look, Ma, I gotta go. The Wolfman and the Easter Bunny just came to see me. No, Mom, I'm not taking that medication anymore. Ma, I gotta go! Bye. *Click*
*Alice and Yugo change back to normal*
Bush: *Confused look*
Alice: Um... we um.... we're here to defeat the Axis of Evil!
Bush: No way! You're kiddin' me, right?
Yugo: Nope.
Bush: *does a little dance* Oh yeah, oh yeah... Axis of Evil is SO dead, they are SO dead...
Alice: We just need to know where they are, and we'll go defeat them... *is reading off a piece of paper the Author gave to her.* *Whispering to Yugo* Author wants us to do WHAT?!
Yugo: Just play along, I guess....
Bush: OK, let me go get Mr. Cheny! He always knows what to do. *runs out the door, yelling "MR. CHENY, WHERE ARE YOU?? I NEED YOU....*
Alice and Yugo: -_-
*Uriko and Kenji come in*
Kenji: Where's the US president?
Yugo: Off to look for the Vice President...
Kenji: Oh.
Narrator II: After about 2 more hours, Bush comes back, and hands Alice a piece of paper.*
Bush: This guy downstairs like, gave me this paper. I don't know what it is, but he says you'll need it.
*Alice reads the paper: ADDRESS OF THE AXIS OF EVIL'S HQ......*
Alice: Um... thanks.... bye I guess.
Bush: Yeah, and remember, this Easter I want a new desk chair, alright? This one doesn't spin around enough. I mean, this one doesn't turn well at all.. *goes and sits on his desk chair, and tries to spin around in it.* See, it doesn't work too well........? Guys?
Narrator II: They already left.
Bush: Oh... darn it.
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*Everyone piles back into the car.*
Author: Good job. Now... let's just go find them...
Kenji: Where are we going?
Author: Rural Ohio.
Kenji: Um... oooook........
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Narrator II: In the AoE's secret lair....
Weakest-Link Lady: Now I'm sure you've all heard. Our former leader has been assassinated.
Author II: Erm... ehehe......
*All glare at Author II*
WLL: In that case, we shall have a small contest for our new leader! Eminem, in math, what is the square root of 9456734?
Eminem: I don't know, but you ####in' better get yo' #### ### off the ####in' befoh I cut yo' throat with a ####in' big knife then #### you up the...
WLL: Incorrect! Janet, In Social Studies, where is America?
Janet Reno: In... Amercia?
WLL: Correct! Author II: who is more evil than anyone in the AoE?
Author II: Cronos!
WLL: Correct! Micheal Jackson, how far can you go into a forest before you're walking out of it?
Black Micheal Jackson: Which Micheal Jackson? There's, me.. then the normal one.. then the girl MJ...
WLL: Incorrect!
WLL: Mr. Gates, what is the purpose of your existance?
Bill Gates: To infect all computers in the world with Windows, of course.
WLL: Correct! Barbara, what is your name?
Barbara Walters: Bahbwa Wawas!
WLL: Incorrect! That is the end of the first round... Mike, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
Mike Tyson: You didn't ask me a question, Ann! How was I supposed to..
WLL: Goodbye!
Mike Tyson: I'm callin' for a rematch.... *leaves the table.*
WLL: Author II, why did you vote Mike off?
Author II: Nobody voted anybody off! What are you talking about?
WLL: I'm talking about, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. Goodbye.
Author II: ???
WLL: Who else has 'personal' problems?
Eminem: Look, beyotch, just shut yo' trap before I #### you in the ### so hard you #### on....
WLL: SOMEbody got up on the wrong side of the bed, today, I see.. We'll be back, after these messages from bumbling idiots trying to sell you their products.
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Lady: New! Orbit Gum! *Holds a pack of gum and points to it*
Man: It's not that special...
Lady: Gives you that 'just brushed' felling, no matter what! And, how does your mouth feel?
Man: It feels.. okay?
*Bright flash + 'ding' noise*
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WLL: Welcome back to, 'Weakest-Link: Axis of Evil Edition'. Bill, what exactly would it mean if the Theory of Relativity was not true, and it was Tuesday, November 9th, of 2010?
Bill: Well, to fully explain it, I would suggest that everybody should go read some books by the genius, Stephan Hawking. However, I will try to dumb it down as much as possible. First of all, all the computers should be running Windows. This will protect them from any bugs that might occurr due to the Theory of Relativity not being true. They should probably have the latest version if possible. If that's not possible, make it possible. My agents would come to your house and install it for you. I would then rip $250 out of your wallet. Now, assuming all of these computers are running Windows, and all the users of Macs have been assassinated, the world's leaders would be called to my palace. There, we would hold a meeting officially delcaring Windows the system of choice for... for the world. Then...
WLL: I'm sorry, we have run out of time. You have banked nothing in that round. However, neither did anyone else, and at least Bill tried, so he will now become the leader of the Axis of Evil. This has been the Axis of Evil edition of the 'Weakest-Link'. Goodbye!
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Author: Here you are....
*Author drops them off at a little shack*
Author: Go inside, then press the button on the right wall. A door shall open and lead you to the chambers of the Axis of Evil.
Uriko: How do you know?!
Author: Duh... I'm the Author. Now, go!
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Girl Micheal Jackson: This is unfair! *pouts*
Male MJ: It's OK, baby... when ya' got tha' moves... oh yeah... *starts preforming little dance moves*
*All four of our heroes bust in the room, all transformed and ready to fight*
Eminem: What the ####?
Author II: Oh... no..... the Author sent you, didn't he!
Alice: Why um... yes he did.
Author II: I knew it!
Yugo: It's about time we take you all on! GO! BARNEY!!
Barney: *pops out of the pokeball* Barney, Barney! Bar bar, barneybar!
Yugo: Use your Happy Sunshine Rays attack!
*Barney lights up.. blinding most of the people in the room. Bill Gates, however... runs out a door while shielding his eyes.*
Kenji: Follow him!
*Alice, Kenji, Yugo, and Uriko all run out after Bill.*
WLL: No.. it's so... happy! Impossible! *Weakest-Link-Lady spontaneously combusts*
Janet Reno: No.... too much... light........
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*Bill Gates is followed into a small room with a table... on that table lied a big red button...*
Bill: Don't make me push this!
All: Why?
Bill: Err.... because all big, red buttons to something bad! Bwahahahaha! *Gets ready to push the button*
Yugo: Wait...no....
Bill: Wha?
Yugo: I understand now.. you're just a little insecure...little boy... arn't you..?
Bill: What? No, I'm not! I'm a genius!
Yugo: No... I can see it in your eyes...*slowly moves closer to Bill*
Bill: What are you talking abou-OOF!
*Yugo punches Bill in the nose*
Uriko: We arn't letting YOU get off easy.... *hisses at Bill*
Bill: I'll do anything you want..just please... *reaches slowly for the red button..*
Alice: YUGO! NOW!!!
Yugo: Huh?
*Bill presses the red button, laughing.*
Bill: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I NOW RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! Vwahahahaha!
Kenji: Then um... what... happened?
Bill: *Blinks* ??? I um.... it....
BVTCFNW: Self-Destruct in: 5 minutes...
Bill: NO!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugo: Sorry Bill... but we gotta jet! *All four run out... covering their eyes*
Bill: You'll never get away!!! *runs after them*
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Eminem: This is ####in' hell.... ughh.....
*The heroes run into the room and past the still-glowing Barney, followed by Bill.*
Yugo: Barney! Return! *Gets ready to throw the Pokeball at Barney.... then looks at Bill...*....Kenji, quick! Throw this at Bill! You've got better aim then me...
Kenji: Umm... ok....... *Takes the ball from Yugo and throws it at Bill*
Bill: Get back here you- OW DAMMIT! *gets hit with ball* Ugh.....*falls to floor*
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*Alice, Yugo, Uriko and Kenji all jump out of the shack, into Author's van, and drive away, just moments before.... before the shack falls over.*
Uriko: We did it! And it's all thanks to Kenji! *Lovingly hugs him*
Kenji: Err, why thanks! Of COURSE it was all because of me! Why, Author, you hould have seen me back there... I was-
Yugo: Kenji.
Kenji: ...y-yes?
Yugo: Shut up.
Narrator II: The car drives away... as the sun sets. Kenji and Uriko (much to Alice's dismay) are making out, and Yugo is crying over the loss of his favorite Pokemon. Oh well. Meanwhile, in the White House...
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Bush *on phone*: Look, Gore, I have already explained this to you... I am the President. The people picked me.
Gore*on other end of the line*: No, Bush.... I'm sorry but I have to disagree...
Bush: Well how come, then?
Gore: I DID win the popular vote. The people actually picked me. But that's okay, because I know you'd be the better President... however.. the people DID pick me, but in the end I guess it was those dimpled chads that REALLY screwed things up.
Bush: Who in the heck is this Chad guy?
Narrator II: Ah.. Bush... always one to make me laugh....
Author: Yeah.. and this time, it really is the end. Evil has been finally been defeated... for good.
*Fade to black.*
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There. Happy now??? =P I suppose this is almost dumber than all the other chapters put together. Well, most of it came from ideas my freinds at school gave me, and alot of the credit for this chapter shall go to them. Thanks guys.
Oh, and, before everybody starts hate-mailing me over the Axis of Evil thing... Janet Reno is pretty darn evil, I tell ya'! Come on! You all know it! Anyways, bye for now!