THE RETURN OF THE RUNT
Chapter one- attack of the Saiyan Princes

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5 years after the end of the Cell games, the Z gang was out on a picnic, enjoying the time of peace, while it lasted. But, there was something wrong, both Gohan and Vegeta sensed it, but the others were having too much fun to notice.

Vegeta was standing by the creek, staring off into space (as he had been for the past hour) and the others were sitting, chatting - generally having a good time until all the warriors suddenly turned in the same direction, and they saw a small, purple-and-blue-and-gold thingie that in the Cell games would have been referred to as a Cell Jr.... but the problem was that there was only one.

Vegeta, (being the bad-ass leader that he was), was basically stunned ( and everyone was doing that 'oh!' thing they did when they saw cyborg Frieza), and generally since Vegeta's mouth was open, some sound came out... 'What on Planet Vegeta are you doing here!?! I thought the eldest son of Kakkarot did away with you runts.'

The Cell Jr. chuckled, 'Have you heard of the one that got away? Well I'm it. I have come to avenge my father's death. I have trained extensively and have come with an offer, I will hold a tournament- if I win, I will destroy the Earth, if you win, I won't destroy the Earth, but,' he got in a position where he was ready to fight, 'you must defeat me first.'

Gohan stood up, 'This will be easy!', and Chi Chi stood up, 'No it won't! you are meant to be studying, so sit down, there will be no fighting now.' Gohan looked around, everyone was sweatdropping. Vegeta smiled 'This will be easy, I have improved so much since the last tournament, all it will be is a swift, painless punch. But it might be slightly more painful for you.' So, Vegeta flew over to the Cell Jr. top speed and punched it in the stomach.

'Owww!!' Vegeta yelled as he quickly withdrew his hand from the Cell Jr.'s grasp. 'You annoying little runt, I'll teach you to block my punches.' And Vegeta repetitively punched and kicked, but, alas, it was clear that the Cell Jr. was too strong for Vegeta. But Vegeta still had quite a bit of bit left in him, so he powered up to SSJ1 and tried again to beat the arrogance out of the Runt (this is his new name).

An easy fight for the Runt, he quickly zipped to beside Vegeta, and clipped him on the neck in a fashion that knocked Vegeta out and sent Trunks and Gotten hiding behind each other. 'Anyone else want to fight?' Runt said with an excessive amount on confidence and arrogance that could be matched by Vegeta himself!

Chi Chi leaned over to Gohan and whispered in his ear. 'Well, Gohan, go get rid of it...' And been given the chance, Gohan zipped over to the Runt and punched him in the face, sending him flying backwards with a very odd look on his face. Runt decided to save some of his dignity and turned the fall into a flip and landed on his feet, he stood from his crouching position and spoke.

'Very good, looks like the Saiyan prince over here.' he tilted his head over to Vegeta as he lay on the ground, seemingly lifeless, 'isn't your only hope of survival.' And with the end of the Runt's sentence came the attack from the OTHER Saiyan prince that left Gohan standing in amazement.

'I'll teach you to talk about my Dad like that!' Yelled Trunks as he flew over to the Runt.


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