~-=Chapter 6: Terrors of the Night!=-~
"FREIZA!!! YOU KISS GOHEEN AND I'LL—ACK!! Yeah! Kiss Goheen! DIE Goheen, SUFFER and DIE!!!"
"What the!? Is that lizard thing a guy or a girl!?"
"VIDEL!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!"
"Videl! Trunks and I are HUNGRY!!! ERRRNNN!!!!"
"Awww.. Poor wittle Goheen doesn't want a kiss..?"
"N-NOOOO!!! And It's GOHAN! Not GOHEEN!"
"Okeez… …we'll make it a FRENCH kiss then!"
"N-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
From where we left these ill-fated peeps, Goheen.. err.. Gohan bumped his poor wittle head on a tree stump and got a boo-boo. Now everyone say AWWWWWW.. ….AWWWWW!!!! ((a/n: BAH! Why'd I even write that!? Burn in Hell, Gohan! BURN IN HELL! Mwahahahaha!)) So, to make Gohan feel better, Freiza decides to give Gohan a kiss! But does Gohan want a kiss???
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Gohan screeched in terror.
"Awww, come on, Goheen! I'm sure you'll like it…" Freiza cooed, edging even CLOSER to Gohan.
"G-get away! GET AWAY!!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed. He COULD knock Freiza out, but with his hunger degrading his strength at such a rapid rate, he couldn't even swat away a fly.
"Tie him up…" ordered Freiza and Cell tied up Gohan to a large tree in a matter of milliseconds.
"You tie me up in rope!? IDIOTS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Gohan cackled. Yep.. his hunger was REALLY getting to him…
"Look at the label…" Cell grumbled. Once he saw the expression on Gohan's face, an evil smirk surfaced.
"SAIYAN-PROOF ROPE!?!? Where..!? Wha..!? HOW!?" Gohan was shocked… and for the first time, he was trapped and couldn't do ANYTHING about it. Videl could only sit there and watch in horror. Trunks could really care less. He was actually having the time of his life!
"Hey!! This is a heck of a lot better than the soap operas my mom watches on TV!!! Go Freiza, Go!!!" Trunks chirped.
"SHUT UP, TRU--!" Gohan yelled, but he was caught terribly short. Freiza closed in onto Gohan and give him a LOOONG and PASSIONATE "FRENCH" kiss!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
"MMMMMPPPHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan tried to scream, but his voice was muffled over by Freiza's mouth that was STILL kissing Gohan. Inside Gohan's mind, it was going absolutely INSANE!!!!
"EERRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!" Gohan managed to head-butt Freiza away. How? I.. don't know.
"Oh my!!! I think Goheen has a couple of thoughts running chaotically through his thick boo-booed head! Cellie, should we take a look at sweet little Goheen's thoughts?" Freiza cooed. The feminine-ness of his voice was absolutely nauseating…
"It's GOHAN!!!!!" Then, Gohan's stomach started to rumble incessantly. "UHHNNN…!!"
"Yes… that's a WONDERFUL idea my love and after that we can go to the strip club and get a hotel room and—AAAHHHHH!!!! I DID NOT say that!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!! BAH!" After repeatedly smacking himself in the forehead, Cell took out something that looked like a movie projector and a white screen. Then, Cell smacked a black spider looking thingy that was connected to the movie projector thingy on Gohan's head…
SMACK!!!!!
"GYAAAAA!!!"
"Oh, and after this, Goheen… We shall strip your clothes, hang you upside down over a busy intersection in the city, and put a sign on your chest that says "I'M HORNY!" MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Cell cackled.
"IDIOT!! It's GOHAN!!! And you wouldn't DARE!" growled Gohan.
"Oh yes, I would dare, GOHEEN.. I really would… And… OH MY!!!! Goheen SURE is QUITE a thinker!!!" Cell chirped.
And what was on the screen… was… well.. a bit horrifying. As they revealed Gohan's thoughts on the little mini-movie screen… it just wasn't pretty…
"Oh my god!!! G-GOHAN! Is that you and V-Videl Na… NAKED!? Wait… Wh-WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER!? That's MY bed!!!!" Goten cried.
"THAT is what "getting jiggy with it" is, Goten! HAHAHA! This stuff is great!!!" Trunks smirked evilly. He was even starting to like Cell and Freiza.
"EWWWWWWW!!!!!! That's sick, Trunks!!!" Goten screamed and shuddered in terror.
"NOO!! DON'T WATCH THAT!!!" Videl snapped and covered Trunks' and Goten's eyes. Then, she gave Gohan the death glare of DOOM.
"I am NOT thinking that!!! N-NOO!!!! Videl!! I-I-I can explain!!" Gohan whined as he turned four shades of red.
"My oh my.. Our little Goheen has grown up and he is now an official PERVERT! Oh look… There's Gohan thinking about you in a… HMMM.. VERY INTERESTING… This sure isn't for viewers seventeen and under… And not using PROTECTION.. tsk tsk tsk…" Cell glanced over at Videl and snickered uncontrollably.
"I wonder where he could've gotten all of these ideas… Must've been the dirty magazines he hides under THE BED," Freiza said, glancing at Videl and Gohan with an evil gleam in his eye.
"GOHAN!!!" Videl screamed.
"NOOOOOOOO! I'm not that kind of a sick pervert!!!" Gohan screamed at the top of his lungs. WOW! He was getting a LITTLE BETTER at LYING! 'This is absolutely EMBARRASSING!!!' Gohan thought to himself. 'How in the world did they get into my thoughts like that!? ESPECIALLY MY FANTASIES! And HOW did FREIZA know about the dirty magazines!? This is absolute EVIL! Uh- oh.. Videl looks mad..'
Just then, Goten was squirming around uncontrollably and started jumping up and down next to Cell.
"Will you just STOP THAT!?" Cell yelled in an annoyed tone.
"But I gotta go POOOOTTTTTYYYYY!!!" Goten whined, continuing his "pee-pee dance" from before with a couple of extra jumps and whines.
"THEN GO POTTY!!!" Cell yelled in anguish. Boy, did he HATE this kid!!!
"Come with me! I'm too scared! It's dark out there!!! Help me find a bush! There's DINOSAURS! I'm scared! PLEEEEAAASSEEEE!!!!!" Goten pleaded to Cell and clung to Cell's legs with tears beginning to overflow from his eyes.
"NOOOOOO!! I want to watch this movie!!!!!!"
"I'll feed Gohan food, and THEN you'll be sorry!" Goten pouted. Cell pondered for a moment.
"Alright, FINE! I'll go with you to find a bush.. mumble mumble…"
"I'm coming too!" Trunks chirped.
"HELL NO!!!" Cell yelled.
"HELL YES, or "I" feed Gohan!" bellowed Trunks triumphantly.
"What am I, a pet or something?" Gohan muttered.
"Obviously, I was VERY WRONG about you, Gohan." Videl said icily as she slowly stepped up towards him. "Just when I thought you were the purest guy in the world… you end up being some sexual DEMON!!"
"VIDEL! Do you HONESTLY think that these villains are telling the TRUTH about my thoughts?"
"Well, maybe if you would've just BEATEN THEM UP, then ALL of this wouldn't have happened, now would it!?" Videl screamed.
"Well, EXCUSE ME for being two steps away from STARVING TO DEATH!" Gohan screamed back.
KA-POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Videl just slapped Gohan HARD across the face.
"I wish that I had NEVER MET YOU, Gohan! I HATE YOU and I NEVER want to see you EVER AGAIN!" screamed Videl and ran away to the now pitch-black forest.
"What the.. VIDEL!!! WAAAAIIIITTT!!!! ….she left… SHE LEFT!!!!!" Gohan went ballistic and started to gnaw away at the rope with Cell and Freiza not noticing. 'HAHAHA! It said Saiyan-proof rope, but it didn't say anything about TEETH!!! Egghh.. I'm just so HUNGRY!!! Kami, I feel sick… Urk.. I better go find Videl…'
"She… looked mad.." As Cell stated the obvious, he turned around to look for Gohan… but he was nowhere in sight!!!
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Goheen's LOOSE!" Cell screamed and jumped into Freiza's arms. "Sweetie! SAVE ME!!!"
Goten and Trunks simply looked up at Cell and Freiza. Then, the most evil smirk known to Hell washed over the psycho-half-Saiyan half-pint's faces…
~~Oh my! Gohan is a PERVERT!? And Videl now HATES HIM!? Not to mention, Trunks and Goten have a plan!!! What's going to happen next!? Wait till next time.. Chapter 7: Goheen's Loose!!!
Well.. I guess this chapter came out all right… As usual, Reviews would be great! My next update will be around next week… Also, I think I've said this before; if you want previews and snippets of upcoming chapters, e- mail me at moochanu@hotmail.com! Don't be shy! =^.^=
"FREIZA!!! YOU KISS GOHEEN AND I'LL—ACK!! Yeah! Kiss Goheen! DIE Goheen, SUFFER and DIE!!!"
"What the!? Is that lizard thing a guy or a girl!?"
"VIDEL!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!"
"Videl! Trunks and I are HUNGRY!!! ERRRNNN!!!!"
"Awww.. Poor wittle Goheen doesn't want a kiss..?"
"N-NOOOO!!! And It's GOHAN! Not GOHEEN!"
"Okeez… …we'll make it a FRENCH kiss then!"
"N-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
From where we left these ill-fated peeps, Goheen.. err.. Gohan bumped his poor wittle head on a tree stump and got a boo-boo. Now everyone say AWWWWWW.. ….AWWWWW!!!! ((a/n: BAH! Why'd I even write that!? Burn in Hell, Gohan! BURN IN HELL! Mwahahahaha!)) So, to make Gohan feel better, Freiza decides to give Gohan a kiss! But does Gohan want a kiss???
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Gohan screeched in terror.
"Awww, come on, Goheen! I'm sure you'll like it…" Freiza cooed, edging even CLOSER to Gohan.
"G-get away! GET AWAY!!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed. He COULD knock Freiza out, but with his hunger degrading his strength at such a rapid rate, he couldn't even swat away a fly.
"Tie him up…" ordered Freiza and Cell tied up Gohan to a large tree in a matter of milliseconds.
"You tie me up in rope!? IDIOTS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Gohan cackled. Yep.. his hunger was REALLY getting to him…
"Look at the label…" Cell grumbled. Once he saw the expression on Gohan's face, an evil smirk surfaced.
"SAIYAN-PROOF ROPE!?!? Where..!? Wha..!? HOW!?" Gohan was shocked… and for the first time, he was trapped and couldn't do ANYTHING about it. Videl could only sit there and watch in horror. Trunks could really care less. He was actually having the time of his life!
"Hey!! This is a heck of a lot better than the soap operas my mom watches on TV!!! Go Freiza, Go!!!" Trunks chirped.
"SHUT UP, TRU--!" Gohan yelled, but he was caught terribly short. Freiza closed in onto Gohan and give him a LOOONG and PASSIONATE "FRENCH" kiss!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
"MMMMMPPPHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan tried to scream, but his voice was muffled over by Freiza's mouth that was STILL kissing Gohan. Inside Gohan's mind, it was going absolutely INSANE!!!!
"EERRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!" Gohan managed to head-butt Freiza away. How? I.. don't know.
"Oh my!!! I think Goheen has a couple of thoughts running chaotically through his thick boo-booed head! Cellie, should we take a look at sweet little Goheen's thoughts?" Freiza cooed. The feminine-ness of his voice was absolutely nauseating…
"It's GOHAN!!!!!" Then, Gohan's stomach started to rumble incessantly. "UHHNNN…!!"
"Yes… that's a WONDERFUL idea my love and after that we can go to the strip club and get a hotel room and—AAAHHHHH!!!! I DID NOT say that!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!! BAH!" After repeatedly smacking himself in the forehead, Cell took out something that looked like a movie projector and a white screen. Then, Cell smacked a black spider looking thingy that was connected to the movie projector thingy on Gohan's head…
SMACK!!!!!
"GYAAAAA!!!"
"Oh, and after this, Goheen… We shall strip your clothes, hang you upside down over a busy intersection in the city, and put a sign on your chest that says "I'M HORNY!" MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Cell cackled.
"IDIOT!! It's GOHAN!!! And you wouldn't DARE!" growled Gohan.
"Oh yes, I would dare, GOHEEN.. I really would… And… OH MY!!!! Goheen SURE is QUITE a thinker!!!" Cell chirped.
And what was on the screen… was… well.. a bit horrifying. As they revealed Gohan's thoughts on the little mini-movie screen… it just wasn't pretty…
"Oh my god!!! G-GOHAN! Is that you and V-Videl Na… NAKED!? Wait… Wh-WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER!? That's MY bed!!!!" Goten cried.
"THAT is what "getting jiggy with it" is, Goten! HAHAHA! This stuff is great!!!" Trunks smirked evilly. He was even starting to like Cell and Freiza.
"EWWWWWWW!!!!!! That's sick, Trunks!!!" Goten screamed and shuddered in terror.
"NOO!! DON'T WATCH THAT!!!" Videl snapped and covered Trunks' and Goten's eyes. Then, she gave Gohan the death glare of DOOM.
"I am NOT thinking that!!! N-NOO!!!! Videl!! I-I-I can explain!!" Gohan whined as he turned four shades of red.
"My oh my.. Our little Goheen has grown up and he is now an official PERVERT! Oh look… There's Gohan thinking about you in a… HMMM.. VERY INTERESTING… This sure isn't for viewers seventeen and under… And not using PROTECTION.. tsk tsk tsk…" Cell glanced over at Videl and snickered uncontrollably.
"I wonder where he could've gotten all of these ideas… Must've been the dirty magazines he hides under THE BED," Freiza said, glancing at Videl and Gohan with an evil gleam in his eye.
"GOHAN!!!" Videl screamed.
"NOOOOOOOO! I'm not that kind of a sick pervert!!!" Gohan screamed at the top of his lungs. WOW! He was getting a LITTLE BETTER at LYING! 'This is absolutely EMBARRASSING!!!' Gohan thought to himself. 'How in the world did they get into my thoughts like that!? ESPECIALLY MY FANTASIES! And HOW did FREIZA know about the dirty magazines!? This is absolute EVIL! Uh- oh.. Videl looks mad..'
Just then, Goten was squirming around uncontrollably and started jumping up and down next to Cell.
"Will you just STOP THAT!?" Cell yelled in an annoyed tone.
"But I gotta go POOOOTTTTTYYYYY!!!" Goten whined, continuing his "pee-pee dance" from before with a couple of extra jumps and whines.
"THEN GO POTTY!!!" Cell yelled in anguish. Boy, did he HATE this kid!!!
"Come with me! I'm too scared! It's dark out there!!! Help me find a bush! There's DINOSAURS! I'm scared! PLEEEEAAASSEEEE!!!!!" Goten pleaded to Cell and clung to Cell's legs with tears beginning to overflow from his eyes.
"NOOOOOO!! I want to watch this movie!!!!!!"
"I'll feed Gohan food, and THEN you'll be sorry!" Goten pouted. Cell pondered for a moment.
"Alright, FINE! I'll go with you to find a bush.. mumble mumble…"
"I'm coming too!" Trunks chirped.
"HELL NO!!!" Cell yelled.
"HELL YES, or "I" feed Gohan!" bellowed Trunks triumphantly.
"What am I, a pet or something?" Gohan muttered.
"Obviously, I was VERY WRONG about you, Gohan." Videl said icily as she slowly stepped up towards him. "Just when I thought you were the purest guy in the world… you end up being some sexual DEMON!!"
"VIDEL! Do you HONESTLY think that these villains are telling the TRUTH about my thoughts?"
"Well, maybe if you would've just BEATEN THEM UP, then ALL of this wouldn't have happened, now would it!?" Videl screamed.
"Well, EXCUSE ME for being two steps away from STARVING TO DEATH!" Gohan screamed back.
KA-POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Videl just slapped Gohan HARD across the face.
"I wish that I had NEVER MET YOU, Gohan! I HATE YOU and I NEVER want to see you EVER AGAIN!" screamed Videl and ran away to the now pitch-black forest.
"What the.. VIDEL!!! WAAAAIIIITTT!!!! ….she left… SHE LEFT!!!!!" Gohan went ballistic and started to gnaw away at the rope with Cell and Freiza not noticing. 'HAHAHA! It said Saiyan-proof rope, but it didn't say anything about TEETH!!! Egghh.. I'm just so HUNGRY!!! Kami, I feel sick… Urk.. I better go find Videl…'
"She… looked mad.." As Cell stated the obvious, he turned around to look for Gohan… but he was nowhere in sight!!!
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Goheen's LOOSE!" Cell screamed and jumped into Freiza's arms. "Sweetie! SAVE ME!!!"
Goten and Trunks simply looked up at Cell and Freiza. Then, the most evil smirk known to Hell washed over the psycho-half-Saiyan half-pint's faces…
~~Oh my! Gohan is a PERVERT!? And Videl now HATES HIM!? Not to mention, Trunks and Goten have a plan!!! What's going to happen next!? Wait till next time.. Chapter 7: Goheen's Loose!!!
Well.. I guess this chapter came out all right… As usual, Reviews would be great! My next update will be around next week… Also, I think I've said this before; if you want previews and snippets of upcoming chapters, e- mail me at moochanu@hotmail.com! Don't be shy! =^.^=