The Matix Has Got You
by Snoopy
When…
1. You style your hair like Neo if you're a boy or Trinity like you're a girl.
2. Buy cool long leather jackets like everybody in the movie.
3. Buy cool glasses and mobile phone too.
4. Say "Whoa" a lot.
5. When doing something difficult, you tell yourself to "free your mind".
6. When running, or breathing really hard, you ask or tell yourself that this isn't air your breathing.
7. Spend all your time on the computer to get in touch with the Matrix (thats SO me)
8. Shave your head to see if there is a plug back there.
9. You sit in front of your computer, in the dark, with the sreen black waiting for it to say "hello", "knock knock", and/or "follow the white rabbit".
10. Be suspicieous of two or more guys in suits that look identical.
11. Watch the movie over and over again to learn to read the Matrix code.
12. You try to learn how to be a hacker so you can be like Neo and Trinity.
13. You read a book on Kung Fu and think your just as good as Neo.
14. You kidnap Laurence Fishbourne and demand him to let you out of the Matrix.
15. Your favourite hobby is running on roof tops and jumping, head first, into windows.
Disclaimer: All names, characters and anything else belongs to Warner Brothers and the Warchoski Brothers.
by Snoopy
When…
1. You style your hair like Neo if you're a boy or Trinity like you're a girl.
2. Buy cool long leather jackets like everybody in the movie.
3. Buy cool glasses and mobile phone too.
4. Say "Whoa" a lot.
5. When doing something difficult, you tell yourself to "free your mind".
6. When running, or breathing really hard, you ask or tell yourself that this isn't air your breathing.
7. Spend all your time on the computer to get in touch with the Matrix (thats SO me)
8. Shave your head to see if there is a plug back there.
9. You sit in front of your computer, in the dark, with the sreen black waiting for it to say "hello", "knock knock", and/or "follow the white rabbit".
10. Be suspicieous of two or more guys in suits that look identical.
11. Watch the movie over and over again to learn to read the Matrix code.
12. You try to learn how to be a hacker so you can be like Neo and Trinity.
13. You read a book on Kung Fu and think your just as good as Neo.
14. You kidnap Laurence Fishbourne and demand him to let you out of the Matrix.
15. Your favourite hobby is running on roof tops and jumping, head first, into windows.
Disclaimer: All names, characters and anything else belongs to Warner Brothers and the Warchoski Brothers.