A/N- I'm going to start reading the LotR series this six weeks. I have seen the movie and I have read The Hobbit. This is a parody based on the movie. I messed with the endingGot it? Good.
Disclaimer- New Line Cinemas and the Tolkiens have the rights to the LotR, I believe. In other words, I don't own it, and I ain't makin' muh-la from it.
Lady of the Funyun Ring(s)By Ash Kinsa
Not so long time ago, in a front of a computer in a non-spinny chair, lived a crazy hermit who didn't have a life and wasn't really a hermit. There was nothing she loved more than reading and writing pointless fanfiction and hording FUNYUN RINGS! And she-
Wait a minute! That's my story! Silly me! Here's the real story.
Around the time Frodo Baggins was with the Fellowship of the Ring, there was chaos on the other side of middle earth. The evil Oogalafoogala had the power of… THE FUNYUN RINGS!
With these rings, she had the power to lure unsuspecting stomachs into her grasp with the delicious processed food copycat of an onion ring. She now has an army of elves, hobbits, wizards, dwarves, men, and a bunch of other creatures the author of this fic doesn't know about. It says in that silly little legend:
Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Sshadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land Of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Well, there was someone above the head hauncho of the Ring. You see, Oogalafoogala had taken control of Sauron- he was just a pawn in her evil little game of chess.
Sauron had finally caught the Fellowship for Oogalafoogala. Now, it was time for the Fellowship to meet her.
What will happen to our heroes next? Will they eat some delectable FUNYUNS, or will they be able to resist Oogalafoogala's FUNYUNie goodness?
Tune in next time to THE LADY OF THE FUNYUN RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N- That had to be the weirdest fic I've ever written. I won't continue unless I get 5 reviews- good or bad. May the Reviews come from you, and may the Funyuns be with you always.