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Okay…Hagrid gets drunk…and this is what happens…
The wind blew harshly at Hagrid's window as he struggled to down a large bottle of cough medicine, that Madam Pomfrey had made for him. He quickly downed the disgusting bottle of medicine and shock off the awful taste. "I can't stand it!" He finally exclaimed and looked for a drink to wash out the taste of medicine.
A nice glass of water would do the trick…it washed out the taste completely. Hagrid started to feel a bit tired. He collapsed on his bed and drifted into unconsciousness.
An hour later he woke up. The wind had calmed down and his sore throat was gone. Hagrid got up to get outside. "HAGRID!!! OH HAGRID!!!"
"What is it Fang?"
"FANG???!!!"
Fang, who was walking on his hind legs, sauntered towards Hagrid and smiled. "Kiss me you manly man you!" He proclaimed and gave Hagrid a sloppy kiss.
Hagrid, stunned, ran into the school. "What's goin' on 'ere?" He asked.
"HAGRID!"
"Oh Harry thank God…Harry?"
Hagrid looked down at a small purple pelican…with Harry's glasses on. "Harry?"
"Oh Hagrid you should see! You should see the muskrats!"
"Muskrats?"
"Oh yes! We must show! Right Ron?"
"Right!" A green gorilla answered.
"Right Hermione?" "Harry" asked.
"Right!" A yellow yak answered.
Hagrid backed away and ran through the classrooms.
"HAGRID!!!"
"P-p-professor McGonagall?"
A small banana danced around on Professor McGonagall's desk peeled itself open and said sweetly. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Hagrid, do ask Severus to come on over won't you? I need some lovin'."
Hagrid backed slowly away from the banana. "S-s-sure." He stuttered.
Hagrid walked slowly to the Potion Masters room encountering no more animals on the way. "HAGRID!!!"
"Professor S-s-snape?"
A fat rat with oily hair smirked at Hagrid. "Is Minerva waitin'? Ohhhh I just cannot wait to get there!" And with that the rat ran off apparently to find Professor McGonagall.
Hagrid, befuddled walked slowly in the direction of Professor Dumbledore's office.
He knocked on the door. "HAGRID!!!"
Hagrid turned around. "Oh Professor, thank God I found you…Professor?"
A small monkey, smoking a pipe smiled at Hagrid. "Yes I like apples."
"Professor I…"
"THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING!!! SAVE ME HAGRID!!!" The monkey jumped into Hagrid's arms.
"P-p-professor?"
"Oh look my turnip!" Dumbledore took out a rather large mallet and…"OUCH!!!"
Hagrid rubbed his head and looked up. A very normal Harry, Ron, Hermione and Professor Dumbledore looked at him.
"Hagrid are you okay?"
"I'M GOIN CRAZY!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ANIMALS!!!"
"I should hope not." Ron said stuffily.
"Did you happen to drink Madam Pomfrey's potion Hagrid?" Dumbledore asked.
"Y-y-yes."
"Oh Hagrid…it was spiked…it had a great amount of mulled mead in it. I'm sorry."
"Oh…then it was…a hallucination."
"Right!"
"Good…"
"Oh and Hagrid…have you seen my turnip?"
Oh well. Sigh* :-D.
Okay…Hagrid gets drunk…and this is what happens…
The wind blew harshly at Hagrid's window as he struggled to down a large bottle of cough medicine, that Madam Pomfrey had made for him. He quickly downed the disgusting bottle of medicine and shock off the awful taste. "I can't stand it!" He finally exclaimed and looked for a drink to wash out the taste of medicine.
A nice glass of water would do the trick…it washed out the taste completely. Hagrid started to feel a bit tired. He collapsed on his bed and drifted into unconsciousness.
An hour later he woke up. The wind had calmed down and his sore throat was gone. Hagrid got up to get outside. "HAGRID!!! OH HAGRID!!!"
"What is it Fang?"
"FANG???!!!"
Fang, who was walking on his hind legs, sauntered towards Hagrid and smiled. "Kiss me you manly man you!" He proclaimed and gave Hagrid a sloppy kiss.
Hagrid, stunned, ran into the school. "What's goin' on 'ere?" He asked.
"HAGRID!"
"Oh Harry thank God…Harry?"
Hagrid looked down at a small purple pelican…with Harry's glasses on. "Harry?"
"Oh Hagrid you should see! You should see the muskrats!"
"Muskrats?"
"Oh yes! We must show! Right Ron?"
"Right!" A green gorilla answered.
"Right Hermione?" "Harry" asked.
"Right!" A yellow yak answered.
Hagrid backed away and ran through the classrooms.
"HAGRID!!!"
"P-p-professor McGonagall?"
A small banana danced around on Professor McGonagall's desk peeled itself open and said sweetly. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Hagrid, do ask Severus to come on over won't you? I need some lovin'."
Hagrid backed slowly away from the banana. "S-s-sure." He stuttered.
Hagrid walked slowly to the Potion Masters room encountering no more animals on the way. "HAGRID!!!"
"Professor S-s-snape?"
A fat rat with oily hair smirked at Hagrid. "Is Minerva waitin'? Ohhhh I just cannot wait to get there!" And with that the rat ran off apparently to find Professor McGonagall.
Hagrid, befuddled walked slowly in the direction of Professor Dumbledore's office.
He knocked on the door. "HAGRID!!!"
Hagrid turned around. "Oh Professor, thank God I found you…Professor?"
A small monkey, smoking a pipe smiled at Hagrid. "Yes I like apples."
"Professor I…"
"THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING!!! SAVE ME HAGRID!!!" The monkey jumped into Hagrid's arms.
"P-p-professor?"
"Oh look my turnip!" Dumbledore took out a rather large mallet and…"OUCH!!!"
Hagrid rubbed his head and looked up. A very normal Harry, Ron, Hermione and Professor Dumbledore looked at him.
"Hagrid are you okay?"
"I'M GOIN CRAZY!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ANIMALS!!!"
"I should hope not." Ron said stuffily.
"Did you happen to drink Madam Pomfrey's potion Hagrid?" Dumbledore asked.
"Y-y-yes."
"Oh Hagrid…it was spiked…it had a great amount of mulled mead in it. I'm sorry."
"Oh…then it was…a hallucination."
"Right!"
"Good…"
"Oh and Hagrid…have you seen my turnip?"
Oh well. Sigh* :-D.