Hi! After the depressingness ( yes I know, new word) of 'Don't Speak' ( go read!) I've decided to write a happy story, and nothing's happier than sport's day! Okay well, maybe couple…million things, but it's still fun. I intend to enjoy myself so if you don't get something, inside joke. Either that or I'm just stupid. Anyway no title came to me so just deal with it I know it's crap (hey I have another story about crap, weird huh?) [read that too] Gah! Enough plugging, more story!
Disclaimer: seriously fellas, I'm poor and own nothing at all, not one red cent and especially not Digimon.
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By Mina
"Help!"
All the students on the sixth form block turned at the desperate plea. Seconds later a struggling Tai was seen coming up the stairs. The sixteen year old was boggled down with three huge bags. Everyone sorta just watched him until he shouted,
"A little help here, please!" and dropped the bags in the corridor. Matt came over and glanced at his watch,
"7:15 I'm impressed."
"Whatever. I'm always early."
"Right. And I'm princess of a small native American tribe."
Tai smirked, "Well, come on your highness, grab a bag and let's haul ass."
Tai stood waiting patiently as Matt struggled to disentangle himself from the throng of girls that had surrounded him. When he finally got away Tai grinned saying,
"Sexy Matt can't keep the chicas away. They looovvee you!! They want to kiss you!"
"You are such an idiot."
Matt smiled as he watched Tai double over in hysterics and continued walking. Tai eventually caught up with him and they made their way over to breakfast. Once there Tai insisted on banging his utensils on the table shouting,
"We want food! We want food!"
Matt groaned, 'Why did he always have to be so extra?!' He caught the dirty glances beings directed towards them by the prefects, walking around like they were better than the other six formers. Still amused he started on his food. Glancing over at Tai he realized his friend was finished!
"Dude!"
"What?"
Matt stared stupidly from the clear plate to Tai's face and back again.
"How the hell? Did you inhale the food?"
"No. In fact I took my own sweet time. You were just too busy eyeing the prefect badges, lost in your own happy little world where you get to boss people around all day."
Matt looked murderous.
"What have I told you about that prefect shit?!" he growled, eyes flashing red.
"Alright, alright! Don't get your knickers in a knot. We all believe you're not positively lusting to be one of the elite."
Matt chose to ignore the smirk on Tai's face, finish his breakfast and head back over to school with Tai closely in tow.
When they returned everyone was there and the block was in full swing. There was music blaring, girls putting on their house's colour makeup and people running excitedly along the corridor. In 6A Mimi was trying to coax Joe into putting on pink eye shadow and lipstick.
"Mimi! I refuse!"
"Oh come on! It's for the house! Where's your spirit?"
"I have plenty of house spirit, but I will not put on pink makeup just to fuel your sick little fantasies!"
"Pleeasse!"
"No!"
At this point Mimi jumped on him and hurriedly started her application.
"You know, the sad thing about that is he can't get out of a pin from a sixteen year old girl." All the boys nodded in agreement with Tai's statement 'tsk'ing appropriately.
"Watch it Taichi. You know you can't handle this sixteen year old girl." Sora interjected with a smug look on her face.
"Yeah, that's cause you're a scary little he-man." Tai countered under his breath.
"What was that?" she asked.
"Nothing, nothing."
"Better be…bitch."
"Watch it Sora."
"Oo, what you gonna do, huh?" she came up in his face with a rather intimidating look.
"I hate you." Tai said resignedly before backing down leaving the others chuckling in his wake.
Suddenly a great whopping and hollering was heard from the corridor so everyone rushed out to see what was going on. Rika strutted along smirking at everyone she passed. Apparently someone had forgotten the rest of their shorts that morning. Sora shook her head saying,
"It's really sad how some girls feel they have to whore themselves to get a guy's attention. Right, Izzy?" she turned to Koushirou for assurance only to see his mouth open with a thin line of drool protruding.
"Hentai!" Sora shouted before stomping back into the classroom.
"Mmph." Koushirou mumbled still staring, his brain having not really registered Sora's admonitions as it was somewhat preoccupied.
Inside Matt and Tai were beginning a rousing game of thumb wars.
"1, 2, 3, 4! I declare a thumb war! 5, 6, 7, 8! Try to keep your thumb straight!"
"Die! Die!"
"Never!"
There was silence for a second as both focused all their energy upon winning.
"Ack! You kicked me! Bitch!" screamed Matt in a rage.
"All's fair in love and thumb war, baby!" returned Tai.
They scuffled a while longer before,
"Yes! I win! I won! I won!" Tai began a victory dance around Matt who sat sulking.
"You suck." He said darkly.
"Aww! Don't be sad, Matty-kun. Not everyone can be as wonderful as me."
"Do not call me that!"
For probably the millionth time that day Tai collapsed into peals of laughter. Sora walked over to the pair.
"So how come you two aren't out there having you eyes replaced in your heads and your tongues surgically removed from the floor?" she queried, obviously she was still pissed at Koushirou.
"Well Matt had this insatiable urge to have his ass kicked by me, and who am I not to oblige?" was Tai's sneaky retort.
"Taichi!!" Matt screamed before tackling the boy to the floor. As the two wrestled Sora walked away thinking, 'Boys.'
Somewhere outside someone started laughing, then after a few seconds the whole corridor was once again in an uproar. Joe was heard screaming,
"I hate you, Mimi!" then barreling down the corridor to the bathroom, with everyone rushing behind him to catch another glimpse. Someone must have forgotten he had pink make up on.
A/N: Did ya like it? If so tell me! ~empty review box~ who said that?!