I honestly don't think any of you will get this chapter, but I certainly had a ball writing it! It's time for…cheers!!! Yep! We learn what house everyone is in and look back upon soon of my old cheers (even some I made up!) I doubt you'll know the songs they are based off of, I mean it starts out okay but then I'm almost positive I'll lose all of you. Enough of me.
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon.
Ready?! Okay!
By Mina
Soon the principal was heard over the intercom telling everyone to sit down and be quiet. So of course everyone just continued about their business. Sixth formers always set such a good example. He then continued with the usual parp about staying with your houses, no lewd dancing, no jumping in the pool, no loud music blaring, no food other than cafeteria food, no short skirts, tops or shorts, no pets, no baby brothers or sisters and no talking to the neighbours through the fence. Boy, if he got his way sport's day would be a total crock and a huge snore. Thankfully, though, no one pays attention so it's always a blast.
Now everyone was supposed to be going into the patio for assembly, but as no one felt like going over just yet they were all still milling about the place doing whatever. Rules no longer apply to you once you hit six form, or so they acted most of the time. Finally a teacher had to come and run them all. The gang tramped along with all their luggage, Tai creeping behind begging anyone to help him.
Once in the patio they split up, each looking for their own house. This was the one time of day when you had to be with your house. After devotion the good part came, cheering! Arianna bounced on the stage decked out completely in blue, with about ten kids behind her. 'Cleopatra' went wild as blue shirts, water bottles, socks…anything, were thrown into the air.
"Good morning, Cleopatra!!" Arianna screamed into the mike.
"Good morning, Arianna!!" they all responded.
"Come on, guys! Let's go!" she screamed.
(to the tune of 'What's your fantasy?')
"We're gonna whip, whip, whip, whip you from your head to your toes. Then we're gonna move from the cheerleading down to the, to the sport. We're gonna be hot, hot. We'll make it so good you won't wanna leave. So you better ne, ne, ne know that ain't no fan-ta-ta-sy!!"
The cheer should have ended there, but of course they only continued, the whole school joining in now.
"Wanna get you in the back seat, windows up. That's the way we like to fuck!"
Then the hollering and screaming took over. Arianna had to be dragged off the stage screaming,
"Let's go Cleo! Let's go!"
Matt had to laugh Cleopatra was definitely hyper since Arianna took over as house captain.
Next a wave of green swept across the stage and Davis started shouting,
"Joan! Good morning Joan of Arc!!"
The actual response was drowned out as the Joans went crazy.
(to the tune of 'Bad boys for life')
"We ain't going nowhere, we ain't going nowhere. We can't be stopped now cause it's Joan house for life. We ain't going nowhere, we ain't going nowhere. We can't be stopped now cause it's Joan house for life. La la la la la la la la laa, la la la la la la la la laa!
(to the tune of 'Diddy')
"It's the J, the O, the A, the N. The J, the O, the A, the N. It's Joan house, it's Joan house. Say What?!"
Someone shouted, "Go P. Davis!" and they all went wild again. Daisuke may not be very creative, but he definitely had spirit.
Out came Jun pushing her brother away from the mike.
"Let's get this party started Foster!"
Yellow house went into hysterics as their captain abused Joan's house captain.
(A/N: if there is anyone who knows this cheer, I'd be impressed)
"A chicken back! An tun cornmeal! A chicken back and tun cornmeal! That is all Joan house feed on! A chicken back an tun cornmeal! A Burger King and K.F.C! A Burger King and K.F.C! That is all Foster feed on! A Burger King and K.F.C!! A rice and peas, peas, peas, peas! And curry goat, goat, goat, goat! A rice and peas and curry goat! That is all Foster feed on! A rice and peas and curry goat!"
They all screamed, chanting "Foster! Foster!" as Jun and her crew finally left the stage.
After them came Mimi and Miyako both with streaks of pink in their hair. The group farthest to the left lost it, and boys everywhere started hollering as Rika hopped up on stage with them.
(A/N: only certain ppl would know this)
(to the tune 'Sammy plant piece a corn')
"Ronaldo win all the goal down pun di field! UhHuh! An dem run 'till them beat poor Foster! UhHuh! Foster dead! Foster dead! Foster dead oh! Foster dead! Foster dead! Foster dead oh! Ah nuh tief Naldo tief mek dem win it! UhHuh! Ah no tief Naldo tief mek dem win it! UhHuh! But a hard work an skill mek dem win it. UhHuh! But a hard work and skill mek dem win it. UhHuh!"
At this point Miyako grabbed the mike for herself.
"A who sey Naldo dead?! A who sey Naldo dead?! A who sey Naldo dead?!" she called running left and right across the stage. Then they all responded, "We no deado!"
Then Mimi, Miyako, Rika and all the Naldo's started,
"A who sey Naldo dead?! A lie dem a tell! A who sey Naldo dead?! We no deado!!"
The usual hysterical response ensued.
Off stage a new chant began, (A/N: trust me, it sounds so tough if you hear the tune and the beat, ah well, sucks for you, I tried to get it across but I don't know how well it turned out.)
"Go! Go! Lissandra! Go! Go! Lissandra! Go! Go! Lissandra! Go! Go! Lissandra! (rep) Lissandra! Lissandra! Hey! Hey! Lissandra! Lissandra! Hey! Hey! Goo! Oh! Oh! Oh! Go! Go! Goo! Oh! Oh! Go! Go! Go! Go! Goo! Oh! Oh! oh! Go! Go! Goo! Oh! oh!"
Hikari cartwheeled unto the stage, followed by the rest of the red house crew ( rather athletic bunch!) Tai grabbed the mike screaming,
"Are you ready?!" He was met by a riotous response.
(A/N: there is next to no way any of you know this song, unless you went to school with me when I was 7)
"You dead now! A wha you tek Liss fa?! We deh pon di track and wi a run fasta! You dead now! A wha you tek Liss fa?! We deh pon di track and we a run fasta! All di dibi dibi house like Joan an' Foster come off a di track and step right back! Gi we di gold, silver, bronze medal! We a winna, winna! Gi we di gold, silver, bronze medal! We a winna, winna. Step up! Step up! All the Lissandrians! Step up! Step up! We a di dongagons. Step up! Step up! All the Lissandrians! Step up! Step up! We a di dongagons. You dead now!!"
There was a mingling of booing along with the cheers as Lissandra had stayed on far longer than they should have. Tai came off with the biggest grin on his face regardless.
Ayana skidded unto the stage next, and once again the cheering was intermingled but this time with laughter as everyone witnessed Sora accosting Tai and cursing him about stealing her time. Frantically Ayana begged for Sora to stop making a spectacle of herself and get on stage. Suddenly aware of everyone's eyes on her she released Tai and scrambled onstage as they began chanting her name, "Sora! Sora! Sora!" Tai still had a grin on, apparently nothing could wipe it off today.
"Are ya'll ready to show them that they saved the best for last?!" shouted Ayana, waving purple sneakers in the air. Screams and shouts of "Yes!" and "I love you, Ayana!" clogged the air.
"Give it to 'em, guys!!" Ayana screamed and those on stage with her started beating the walls to a rhythm and soon enough everyone in the patio had joined in beating anything they could find.
(A/N: Everyone should know this one)
"Soup! Soup! Pressure! Pressure! Soup! Soup! Pressure! Pressure! Who under pressure?! Cleo! Who under pressure?! Cleo!" This, of course, was nearly over ridden by the other houses calling out various names for who was under pressure including Ayana's.
(A/N: Trust me, you don't know it)
"No house can't mek we worry! No house can't mek we fret! No house can't mek we worry! No house can't mek we fret! Ferdinand deh pon di race track an if a house want tess tell dem fi dress back! Ferdinand deh pon di race track an if a house want tess tell dem fi dress back! Lawd! Dem can't tek it no more! Di point whey dem get we know a wrong score. Lawd! Dem can't tek it no more! Di point whey dem get we know a wrong score. No house can't mek we worry! No house can't mek we fret! No house can't mek we worry! No house can't mek we fret! Ferdinand!!"
The place erupted as the Ferdinand's said no one could make them fret, only to be greeted by threats like,
"Wait till we get to the field!" and,
"The only good thing you guys have going is Ayana!"
Yet another year of sport's day cheers had been completed.
A/N: Now now duckies, tell me if you think you know any of the songs I said you didn't, I'll give you candy! No I'm lying, I won't. Can you guess what country these cheers come from? Betcha can't! It's not hard though. Lordie! This was long! Ah well, at least now the others can be short! Yeah! Oo! Quick question. Should I include any couples (mimato, taiora or vise versa not allowed!) I could go either way, it's up to you guys, couple or no? Yeah or Nay?
