Christmas a come me want me llama.
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon.
Ready?! Okay!
By Mina
Majority of the gang was together as the school resounded with cheers and hollers. The cheerleading/dancing had just ended and the effects were still evident. The first shock had been Ken. Sweet Lord! When Joan of Arc's turn had come they started off good and everyone was with them right up until Ken came out (literally) in a batty rider (really really short tight shorts) and started to do the moves with the girls. To say the least all those on stage were stopped in there tracks. All except Luka, (you know it was her idea!) so she and Ken finished up the set until the rest came to their senses and joined in. No one could find Ken nor Daisuke right now but all were positive they were having a rather interesting conversation. Ken had only given hints that he was gonna leave his mark (and boy did he!) so it was doubtful that Daisuke knew and no one was quite sure how he was going to take his boyfriend publicly outing himself. Everyone always thought Daisuke was the more out going one, but those that really knew them know that Ken was the one with the biggest flair for the dramatic.
The next big thing had come when Lissandra had taken the stage. They had done the 'Bring It On' routine to 'Get Ready For This', spirit fingers and all, so everybody was railing up. Then Reel 2 Real's 'I Like To Move It' started. Now this was a hype ass song so the crowd was really into it as a new string of girls came on, including Kari who had actually choreographed the dance. They each had on unbelievably short, red skirts, little white tank tops and white sneakers. The guys all went crazy (sport's day is always so kind to them). While the intro played the girls sorta just walked around striking poses and modeling for their audience. As the beat started they began some cool but mundane moves and everyone started to doubt Kari's ability. However as the D.J. began to talk, "All girls all over the world…" they froze in a straight line and just before he started singing they turned around completely in sync with their backs to the audience. That was when the fun began.
They grabbed the backs of their heads and whined wildly to the ground. Then they placed their hands on the ground and began 'riding' it, next one leg was lifted as they continued their assault on the poor floor. Then they bounced around until pairs were facing each other then whined up and started grinding into each other. But they weren't done yet! One member of each pair turned around and the other placed her hands over her breasts one after the other then 'rubbed' themselves down. Meanwhile those who had turned bent over touching the ground and began waving their bottoms wildly through the air, effectively blinding the audience (not that the guys minded). They continued like that for quite some time incorporating all sorts of new and oh so suggestive moves until they finally exited conga line style, each whining on the girl in front of her. Kari was now infamous.
The next group could not go on for another ten minutes because there was just too much excitement. Tai had been in shock for most for the dance with his eyes bulging out. Takeru who, like many others, was practically salivating wisely chose not to say anything lest Taichi kill him. Once his sister had made her exit the brunette lost it completely, threatening anyone who looked at his baby sister. They even had to hold him back as some guy expressed his wanton desire to 'take Kari's bootie for a wild and nasty ride!' Teenagers. Finally all had performed and they were waiting for the principal to address them. Principal came on with a slightly nonplussed look on his face. He cleared his throat nervously as the obvious conflict flashed across his face. Then he seemingly came to a decision and simply chose to ignore the err… 'dancing' that had taken place. As per usual he gave some long boring speech about team spirit that no one listened to or cared even the slightest bit about. All were more interested in the next phase of the day, making it to the field!
Principal ordered them to move into their houses again so they could go to the field with their team. This caused a great congestion in which the 'Chosen Ones' made a run for it. This year the honour had fallen upon Matt (Tai was forced along too in an attempt to prevent the imminent danger facing certain overly randy young fellas). It was much easier to go alone, but Matt had to make do. They splurted out the auditorium and began the long trek to the sport's field. Dodging prefects was the name of the game and it involved hiding behind trees, garbage cans or whatever you could find. Obviously it was mostly a joke and the prefects didn't really run anyone down, having possibly been in the same situation when they were younger. However, once you got to the pool it becomes serious and it's every man for himself. There are no more places to hide so you better run. This was the time that the real races began; it was here that the true athletes emerged. Matt and Tai jumped out from behind their garbage can and sprinted for the field. Simultaneously others could be seen popping out of places and barreling down the path. One boy even leapt out of a tree and was in full run before he even hit the ground. The true athletes indeed.
When they made it to the field shortly after Matt realized the befit of traveling in pairs. As they came to the absolutely perfect spot Taichi leapt unto the grass and sprawled out on his back, effectively stopping anyone from stealing the spot. Matt grinned as he opened the blanket, he'd have to remember that, two bodies were definitely better than one.
A/N: Don't mind the madness of the ending, or the stupidity of the whole thing for that matter. Review if you like or even if you don't, flames are fun.