A/N: I have to have a really really really really loooong author's note to this or it will be too short to upload. Basically I watched Monty Python and The Holy Grail and am now slightly obsessed with The Knights Who Say NI! So I wrote a poem about it. I love their high-pitched nasal British way of saying NI! I just want to give them a hug and a bunch of shrubberies!

Now, my poem,

The Knights Who Say NI!

Welcome to the knights who say NI!

A merry bunch are we

The knights who say NI!

We wander aimlessly

The knights who say NI!

We are so funny

The knights who say NI!

Do random things daily

The knights who say NI!

Fetch us a shrubbery

The knights who say NI!

And do not tarry

The knights who say NI!

Lest we shout mightily

The knights who say NI!

Ah, now I can see

The knights who say NI!

You brought a shubbery

The knights who say NI!

So I am filled with glee

The knights who say NI!

Saying the words rather loudly

The knights who say NI!

But if you say it, we will flee

The knights who say NI!

Don't leave us or we'll be lonely

The knights who say NI!

We want you and all your glory

The knights who say NI!

So welcome welcome welcome thee

To the wonderful knights who say NI!