School Dayz pt8
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Dragonball Z or any of its properties (e.g. Capsule Corps). I also do not any other product that I mention which belongs to someone else.
A/N: Ooh, it's so creepy! I had already started this story when veggieslilprincess gave me a similar idea in a review! I just saw Lord Of The Rings…OMG!! That movie kicked major ass!! Legolas was so freakin cool! Heck, they were all cool! Sam was so sweet!! Anyhoo…^_^()
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Trunks…
"This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard you say Lilac Top, and you've said some pretty stupid things!" CJ huffed. I sighed.
"What the hell is your problem? I'm telling you exactly what I saw." I said. CJ just snorted.
"Look Trunks, I'm gonna have to agree with Ceej on this one." Lil Tak said. "There's no way they would do something like that!" I felt my blood boiling. How dare they not believe me!?
"FINE!! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THEN COME AND SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!!" I yelled and dragged the two of them to the notice board.
"Trunks, have you been taking those anger management classes that I suggested?" Lil Tak smirked. I growled in annoyance.
"There! Look and see if you still think I'm lying!" I said. They looked at the sign and their eyes looked like they were going to pop out.
"I can't believe it!" Lil Tak breathed.
"Those bakas! The only word that got us away from detention and they took it away!" CJ said. For those of you wondering, the sign said that the word 'froopin' was banned.
"I told you!" I said.
"It's nothing to be proud about dude!" Lil Tak said.
"This is so infuriating!! Those…those…grr! Grinfard scranzels!!" CJ yelled. Both Tak and me looked at her. "What?"
"Ceej! You thought up a new word!" Lil Tak smiled.
"I did?" CJ said. "Cool! Heh, let's see the man take me down now! Who's the girl?" CJ said smirking. She looked down the hallway and saw Goten and Juliana coming. "Yo!"
"Hey, guess you heard about the ban huh?" Juliana said adjusting her glasses.
"Yah huh, but I overcame the odds and opened a can of whoop ass on those guys!" CJ said.
"What is she talking about?" Goten asked.
"She thought up a new word." Lil Tak explained.
"Ah, I see." Goten said. "Woah, look out. Here comes the Perfume Patrol." This was what we dubbed Brittany and her cronies. They walked right pass us and straight towards Juliana.
"Juliana! How are you doing girlfriend?" Brittany asked.
"Are you talking to me?" Juliana asked.
"Did she just call her girlfriend?" I asked.
"Well I wouldn't want to talk to these vermin." Brittany remarked.
"Who are you calling vermin you Spice Girls reject?!" CJ said. The girls just huffed.
"Listen, Phoebe has left us. Her family moved to Tokyo so now there's an opening in our group." Brittany said. "And we want you to join!"
"But why would you want me to join? Just last week you told me I was the Duchess of Geektonia." Juliana said.
"Look, we only said that because it's our obligation as 8th graders to make fun of the 7th graders okay?" Brittany said with this sweetness in her voice. Oy, it was sickening.
"I'll think about it." Juliana said.
"Well you've got until tomorrow to decide." Brittany said as they turned to leave. "Ciao!"
"Ciao?" Goten said laughing. "What an airhead."
"Yah! Can you believe those girls Jules? Asking you to be in their gang?" I laughed. Juliana's face suddenly became red. "What?"
"Is it so hard for you to comprehend that a popular group want to hang with me?!" Juliana snapped.
"Oy vey, here we go…" Lil Tak muttered.
"That isn't what I meant Jules." I tried to defend myself but she was having none of it.
"So what is it? Do you think that they're too good for me to hang out with?! Do you think that it's impossible for a geek like me to hang with them?! THAT IT DISTURBS THE BALANCE OF NATURE?!?!" Juliana yelled. I gulped.
"T-t-t-tak? What is that bluey-green thing popping out of Juliana's head?" Goten asked, spooked.
"That would be her vein Goten." Lil Tak answered. "It signifies that she's angry."
"Look! I never said you were a geek!" I said.
"But you implied it!"
"Look, you're overreacting!"
"Oy, that was a mistake…" CJ muttered.
"I'm overreacting?! Listen to me pretty boy, I wasn't even gonna join their gang but since you seem to think that I'm such a geek I will join them!" Juliana said.
"Look Jules, you shouldn't have to torture yourself just to prove Lilac Top here wrong!" CJ said. "There's no need to step through the looking glass and land up in Ashley-Ville."
"CJ this is a matter of pride." Juliana said.
"You know they've got hidden motives!" I said butting into their conversation. "They want something from you in return."
"You are more than stupid, did you know that?" CJ said to me. Stupid hat wearing little…
"I knew it! You do think I'm a geek! You do think that they can't like me for who I am." Juliana spat. Now, Juliana is one of my best friends. I get on with her as good as I get on with all my friends except CJ. But she was really getting on my nerves. She was putting words in my mouth and assuming everything I was thinking.
"Stop being so self absorbed and listen to me!" I yelled.
"Oy…" Lil Tak and CJ both said as they slapped their foreheads in frustration.
"Trunks Briefs, I am never speaking to you again! Or any of you!" Juliana declared. I face-faulted.
"Wait a sec, what did we do?" Goten asked, totally oblivious as usual.
"You didn't back me up!" Juliana said as she huffed off. We all stood there blinking in surprise.
"What just happened here?" Lil Tak asked.
"You just witnessed the result of too much coffee." I said.
"That and the female gene that makes girls think that guys are idiots." CJ said as we all looked at her. "Don't look at me like that. It exists!"
"So now she's going to hang with them." I said. "Great…"
"You only have yourself to blame Trunks." Lil Tak said. "You know that genius types are sensitive!"
"What's the worse that could happen?" I asked. Oy, I wish I hadn't asked that.
The next day…
"Good sweet Mike, Trunks Briefs. I hope you are satisfied." CJ said walking up to me.
"What the hell are you whining about now?" I asked.
"First of all Rookie, I do NOT whine. Secondly, I am yelling at you because you have reduced Juliana into a lackey." CJ said as if I was supposed to understand her.
"Nani?"
"Damn you! She's in the library doing all the homework of those prissy Clueless dropouts!" CJ yelled. "Do you see what you've done?!"
"Made her do more work?"
"NO! You've made her lose all her morals!! And if that wasn't enough, she's dressed like a freakin hooker!!" CJ yelled. I looked at her with an amused expression.
"I think you're over exaggerating." I said.
"I swear, if she doesn't smack you first I think I will." CJ said walking off to the cafeteria. I walked after her and we sat at our usual table. Kami forbid that we actually ate the cafeteria food.
"Yo guys. Have you seen Jules?" Goten asked.
"Goten, she's not talking to us remember?" Lil Tak said.
"Oh yah…" Goten said. Sometimes I wonder how he doesn't fall down more. We started to eat until we heard some cackling. We looked over and saw the Perfume Patrol with…Juliana?!!
"Holy Yabooza! Is that Jules I see?" Lil Tak said looking over.
"I told you!" CJ exclaimed. "It has begun."
"What in the blue hell are you talking about?" I asked her. She motioned that all of us should gather around her. She talked in a very hushed voice.
"You don't understand what girls like that do. They take you in, change your clothing, your appetite, your behaviour, the way you talk and walk. They change you into one of them. They are like sheep, cattle or whatever kind of livestock you want to say. They turn you into their duplicates until you are exactly like them. I know because every single one of my sisters is like that. I am immune to such evil forces thanks to my years of experience but Juliana is not. She is going to get sucked into their world of make-up, fashion magazines and, dare I say it, boy bands." CJ finished. Needless to say, we were all pretty spooked. "Are you frightened?"
"Y-y-yes…" We all uttered. She shook her head.
"Not nearly frightened enough." CJ said.
"Look, would you stop quoting Stryder and tell us what she's gonna do?" Lil Tak asked.
"You'll have to find out for yourself. Here she comes." CJ said as we turned around and looked up at our former friend and her new posse.
"Hey Jules!" Goten chirped innocently. It's like he hit mute when CJ was talking.
"Eewww!" Juliana said. "Listen Yamamoto, I want my *N Sync CD back. We need it for a party we're having."
"Since when did Juliana call Tak by his surname?" I asked.
"Since when did Tak listen to *N Sync?" CJ asked.
"It was for an experiment with house plants…on second thought, never mind." Lil Tak said.
"Like wasting my time much? Where is it?" Juliana demanded. Geez, her face was so full of make-up all I could do was stare with disgust.
"Well I don't have it on me. It's at home." Lil Tak said.
"Listen to me you dwarf midget freak! I want my CD and I want it now!" Juliana shrieked.
"What did she call him?" CJ said rolling up her sleeves and getting up.
"Easy CJ." Goten said sitting her down.
"Look, I told you I don't have it! Where am I supposed to get it from?!" Lil Tak said.
"I have a suggestion, why doesn't she pull it out of her prissy bu…" CJ said but Goten clamped his hand over her mouth.
"Ugh, why are little people so annoying?" Juliana asked no one in particular.
"Why are you making fun of my height?!" Lil Tak said.
"Because every time I talk to you it's like I'm looking right over you! Hello?!" Juliana said.
"Did he just get hello-ed?" I asked. Juliana was acting so unusual, it was just like CJ had predicted. Damn her, she must have a super computer under her hat.
"I will get you your CD tomorrow okay?" Lil Tak said through gritted teeth. Woah, I had never seen him this pissed off before. It was so cool!
"Whatever Yamamoto. Oh, and change the Hermit look. It is so two years ago!" Juliana exclaimed as she walked off with her gang.
"Did you hear what she just said to you?!" I exclaimed.
"Yes Trunks. I was here ya know." Lil Tak said.
"Well, why don't you do something about it? She was being so mean to you for no reason." Goten said.
"I don't wanna get into an argument with her because I know that I'll end up saying something I'll regret." Lil Tak replied.
"You've got a lot more patience than I have Tak." I commented. He always seemed like a very serene guy.
"Well the next time I see her, I'll make sure she hears my opinion of her Bloomingdale's make-over." CJ remarked, cracking her knuckles. As it so happens, she was right.
Later…
(3rd Person)
It was finally the end of school. Since Gohan had offered the kids a lift home again, the kids waited until Trunks and Goten were picked up. Gohan had also offered to take Lil Tak and CJ to their martial arts class. They were waiting outside of school when Goten started sniffing.
"What do you smell boy?" Trunks cracked.
"Perfume. And lots of it." Goten replied. The Perfume Patrol walked by and Juliana purposely bumped into CJ. Big mistake.
"Hey watch where you're going!" Juliana said.
"What? You bumped into me!" CJ exclaimed.
"As if!" Juliana remarked.
"Why don't you just take your Ashley-wannabe self and get out of my face?!" CJ remarked.
"See, this is what I was avoiding." Lil Tak said. "Oy vey…"
"I don't know what your implying you fashion reject but why don't you get your Fred Durst motif and hit the road." Juliana shrieked.
"You can talk! Following around Brittany and her slut patrol all because they're all popular. Don't make me sick." CJ retorted.
"Excuse me?!" Brittany said.
"Hey Pamela, sshh! I'm cussing here!" CJ said.
"I don't know what your problem is Fujitaka but I suggest you back off!"
"Hey, when I'm provoked I do anything but back off dude!"
"You think you're all that, don't you?"
"Don't forget the bag of chips."
"You're just a big tomboy Fujitaka, always have and you always will be. You'll be one of those girls who never gets to go to their senior prom, who will never get married and die alone." Juliana said, with a harsh tone to her voice.
"I may grow up to be like that but at least I have the comforting thought of knowing I'll never have to stuff my bra! Au natural dude." CJ retorted, smirking. Juliana's eyes welled up with tears but she shook them off.
"At least with the clothes I wear people don't mistake me for an overweight boy!" Juliana said.
"Ooh, that was harsh." Trunks commented.
"Kanzaki, they be fighting words!" CJ said as she was about to knock Juliana out but Goten held her back. "Let me at her Goten! Let me kick some sense into that prissy head of hers."
"I think you need to calm down Ceej!" Goten said.
"I think I need to open a can of whoop ass!" CJ said.
"WHAT?!" Trunks said as Lil Tak looked at him. "Don't ask why I said that. It was like a reaction or something…"
"I'll see you around Fujitaka!" Juliana said as they walked off laughing.
"I'm, like, so sure!" CJ yelled after them. They all turned around and gasped before running off horrified.
"What the hell did you say to them?" Trunks asked as Goten let CJ go.
"I have no idea what it means but my sisters say it to each other and don't talk for weeks on end." CJ replied.
"We've got to save her guys." Lil Tak said. "We must save her from what she has become."
To Be Continued…
As Ric Flair would say "WOOOOOO!" Can anyone tell me why Trunks said "WHAT?!". If ya can, I shall praise ya in the next A/N.