Super Saiyan…Ascot?!?!?!?!

Ascot- Me?!?! A saiya-jin?!?!?! You're kiddin!!!!

Umi- At least you're a saiya-jin!!! I'm an abnormal human from Earth!

AS- Shut up! This is my story! Ahem… Konnichiwa minna-san! This is my little fic bout DBZ and MKR and my ideas. It's not actually a fic but a weird play done by the MKR cast. It's stupid but what can you get from a baka? Okay. The disclaimer. I own the screwy plot. Blah blah blah. Yatta yatta yatta. Ascot's still in his small form. The story takes place in Cephiro. Oh yeah! Here's the cast:

Ascot- Son Gohan/Goten

Lantis- Some unknown Saiya-jin warrior

Lafarga- Android 16

Ferio- Trunks

Emeraude- Chi-chi

Zagato- Son Goku

Umi- Abnormal human from Earth

Hikaru & Fuu- Umi's friends from Earth

Clef- Kami (Turtle guy)

Eagle- Piccolo

Caldina- Umi's foster mom from Earth

Geo, Zazu, Tarta, Tatra, Aska, Sang Yung- Cephiroans

Mokona- Ascot-kun's little pet marshmallow bunny thing

Clef's island

Son Ascot, Saiya-jin Lantis, Android Lafarga, Briefs Ferio, and Namek-jin Eagle- training

Ascot- placed his hands behind him Ka-me-ha-me… Haaa— Atelante!!!!!

Huge beam of energy comes out, led by Ascot's caterpillar beast

Ferio- slashes the huge beast and the beam in half

Ascot- You killed my friend!!! And destroyed my Ka-me-ha-me-ha.

Ferio- runs to the little Palu and hugs him Gomen!!!

Ferio & Ascot- cries for the rest of the training session

Lantis, Lafarga, & Eagle- What's up guys?

Ferio- I killed Ascot's friend!

2LE- That's so sad! starts crying

Master Clef- What's going on here?

Ferio- I killed Ascot's friend!

Clef- That's what you guys are crying about?!?! LOSERS!!!!!!!

Ferio, Ascot, & Lantis- What did you say?! turns into SS4

Clef- Much better.

Son House

Ascot- Mom! I'm home!

Emeraude- comes out of the kitchen followed by Mokona

Mokona- Pu pu pu!

Ascot- Hey Mokona. I'm gonna cook my dinner now 'kay mom?

Emeraude- Don't forget to study. I want you to be a great scholar one day! pinches Ascot's cheeks

Ascot- ^_^6 Okay. HEHEHEH.

Next Morning

Ascot- I'm going to town mom!

Emeraude- OK! Bring Mokona with you and buy me some tequila too!

Ascot- OK. See you later. Come on Mokona.



How'd you guys like it? Stupid ne? If I get 3 nice reviews, I'll continue.

Ascot- Don't review!

Umi- Please don't! I don't want to appear in this stupid play!

AS- Put a sock in it you guys! I know Wolfie-chan and Kini-chan'll review. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!