School Dayz pt10
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Dragonball Z or any of its properties (e.g. Capsule Corps). I also do not any other product that I mention which belongs to someone else.
A/N: Yowza! The 10th chapter! ^_^ If there is any OOCness then I am so sorry.
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Trunks…After School"ARG!! WHY?! WHY ME?!?!" I yelled in anguish as I looked at the paper in my hands. This stupid letter held my fate in its…paper-ness…I don't know! All I know is that I am doomed.
"Trunks, I think you're overreacting." Goten said smiling.
"Goten, do you remember who my father is?" I asked. He cocked his head to the side.
"Oh yah! You're right then, toast you are!" Goten said grinning that damned Son Grin™. I wanted to scream.
"I agree with Trunks, this sucks." Lil Tak frowned.
"I think this is gonna be great! Now I get a chance to show my parents what a great student I am!!" Juliana grinned.
"Oy…" The rest of us sighed.
"What about you Ceej? Are your parents coming?" Goten asked. I bet you her parents are Stone Cold Steve Austin and Debra. Hehehe.
"Nope. They are away on business that night." CJ replied scowling.
"Oh yah…coz Smackdown is on that night huh?" I laughed as everyone looked at me. Oy, I shouldn't have thought out loud.
"Anyway, that means that my sisters will be coming instead. This night is gonna suck major." CJ scowled. Lil Tak gulped.
"You m-m-m-m-mean all of them?!" Lil Tak squeaked, as he turned pale. CJ nodded solemnly. Geez, everything has to be a major drama with that girl.
"Nothing is going to beat the embarrassment of my father. I can just see it now, 'Ha! Do you see that Kakarrot? My brat is better than yours!' oh man, kill me now!" I groaned burying my head into my hands.
"What makes you think you're better than me Trunks?!" Goten demanded. I groaned. He can be such an idiot.
At Parents' Evening…(3rd Person…)
"Well here we go." Trunks sighed as his parents, along with Goku, Chi-Chi and Goten walked into Mr Hayes' room. Mr Hayes looked like he usually did, depressed. He put on a false smile and walked up to them.
"Hello and welcome to Parents' Evening. I am Mr Hayes, your sons' homeroom teacher. Feel free to walk around and see some of their other teachers." Hayes said as Vegeta walked right pass him. "Yes, so nice to meet you as well…" Hayes muttered.
"Please excuse my husband!" Bulma apologised as all of them walked off.
"What are we doing here brat?! Jericho is going up against The Rock!" Vegeta roared as all the other parents stared at him.
"You're right! I can't remember why I brought you here in the first place!" Trunks said sarcastically.
"Hey, cheer up Vegeta! We're here to see how our boys are doing in school!" Goku chirped.
"Feh, I don't need to come here and find out what I already know! My son is the smartest in this school!" Vegeta snorted. Goku sighed.
"Whatever you say Veg-dude." Goku said.
"Veg-dude?" Trunks and Goten asked.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME KAKARROT?!" Vegeta roared. Chi-Chi took Goku and Goten by the arm and dragged them away.
"Chi-Chi, what are you doing?" Goku asked. "I wanna see if that vein in Vegeta's head is gonna pop!"
"I promised you that I wouldn't hit Vegeta as long as you promised to help me around the house. So far, you've kept up your part of the bargain and I'm gonna keep mine!" Chi-Chi said as she turned a fast right into the Art & Design classroom. Goten spotted Juliana and Lil Tak.
"Mamma, I want to talk to my friends. Is that okay?" Goten asked.
"Sure, we're just going to talk to your teacher." Chi-Chi said as she dragged Goku away.
"Hey guys, how's it going?" Goten asked cheerfully. All he heard from them were strange mumblings. "What's up?"
"There's my mom and dad. Figure it out." Lil Tak said pointing. Goten looked and saw a very sheepish, small man with glasses and short black hair. He seemed to be looking at a model Lil Tak had made. Then came the surprise. A very tall, slightly muscular, brown haired woman wearing army clothing. She was shouting orders at the art teacher and she actually made him salute to her.
"That is your mother?!" Goten exclaimed.
"She's in the army. Don't rub it in." Lil Tak muttered. Goten cocked his head and looked at Mrs Yamamoto.
**You know, seeing her kind of puts my mother in perspective…** Goten thought.
"So, what's up with you Jules?" Goten asked.
"My parents keep going on and on about how good I am. At first, I thought it would be really cool. I wish I weren't good at everything." Juliana sighed. The two boys sweat-dropped. Mr Hayes walked into the doorway.
"Any parents who want to see Mr Arithmetic, the maths teacher, he has now arrived and is in room 203." Hayes said and exited.
"Well we'd better go." Juliana said as the three kids went to their respective parents.
"Goten! I am so proud of you!" Goku chirped as he help up a painting that Goten did. It was a picture of Goku and Gohan in SSJ beating up the Perfume Patrol.
"Yes, even though he's a little…creative, he has excellent drawing styles. He definitely advances his group." Ms Canvas smiled. Chi-Chi didn't look as happy.
"Goten, I'm proud of you as well but next time try drawing something without violence." Chi-Chi said.
"Hai…" Goten said sadly as they walked towards the Math Classroom. When the Sons walked in the classroom was packed with 7th and 8th grade students. As per usual, every parent wanted to know how his or her kids were doing in Maths more so than any other subject. The gang joined up in one corner.
"Hey Trunks, how's it going with your dad?" Goten asked. Trunks slapped his forehead in frustration. "I guess not so good."
"Hey! What do you know Vegeta! Goten got higher than Trunks on this exam. Cool huh?" Goku chirped. Vegeta face-faulted.
"NANI?!" Vegeta roared and rushed to see the piece of paper that Goku was holding. The vein in his forehead started to throb again.
"Woah…" Juliana uttered.
"That's nothing! You should have seen it when Trunks broke the gravity room!" Goten chirped. Vegeta walked up to Mr Arithmetic and grabbed him by the collar.
"I want you to re-grade that test." Vegeta gritted through his teeth. Arithmetic gulped.
"But sir, it's not my duty to change it just for the sake of your son!" The frightened math teacher said. Vegeta's chi started to flair.
"I don't believe I was asking you!" Vegeta yelled. "I was telling you!"
"Goku! Do something!" Bulma shrieked.
"Oh alright…I'll never get to see Vegeta's vein pop." Goku sighed as he pulled Vegeta away from the teacher. Trunks sighed in relief.
"Look, on the bright side! If this keeps up, maybe there won't be anymore Parents' Evenings!" Lil Tak smiled.
"Oy vey." Trunks sighed. "Say, where's CJ? I wanna see these infamous sisters of hers." Lil Tak involuntarily shuddered.
"What's the matter Tak? Why did you shudder?" Juliana asked.
"You mean I'm still doing that?!" Lil Tak exclaimed. "I hate those girls."
"Have you met her sisters before?" Goten asked.
"Yes, and I wish I never had!" Lil Tak cried. "I went over to CJ's house once and…and…they pinched my cheeks, ruffled my hair and kept on going 'Awwwwwwww! Look how cute and little he is' while shrieking their heads off! It was…horrible."
"You're just overreacting dude!" Trunks scoffed. Before Tak could argue back the sound of a massive crowd came running down the hallway. Then there were nine girls standing in the classroom. They all looked similar yet somehow different. They looked like typical Beverly Hills rich girls. Their age range was between 29 and 17.
"Like, sorry we're late!" One of them chirped. "My name is Elmira! And we're here for our little brother CJ's report thingy!"
"Brother? I'm afraid you have the wrong class. The CJ in this class is a girl." Arithmetic said. CJ walked in the door.
"No sir, these are my sisters." CJ said painfully. "Explains a lot doesn't it?"
"I'll say…" Arithmetic said. CJ walked over to the other kids.
"Say one thing Briefs, just one, and I'll knock that purple mop off of your head." CJ seethed. Bulma and Chi-Chi walked over to the kids.
"Hi! We're Trunks and Goten's mothers! We've never had the chance to meet our sons' friends!" Bulma chirped as her and Chi-Chi both gave sweet smiles. The kids sweat-dropped.
"Mr Son, please! It's just a model!" Ms Canvas's voice could be heard from the other classroom.
"When did Goku get out of this classroom?!" Chi-Chi said as she huffed off after her husband. Vegeta walked up to Bulma.
"Onna, what are you doing?! Can't we leave yet?" Vegeta seethed. "All these children are bothering me!"
"I'm guessing this is your dad, Trunks." Juliana said.
"Yes! And what of it?" Vegeta demanded.
"Vegeta!" Bulma snapped.
"Wow dude, I guess now I can see where you get it from." CJ smirked.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!" Vegeta yelled. CJ raised an eyebrow.
"Sir, you're making a scene." CJ said.
"I'M MAKING A WHAT?!" Vegeta demanded.
"So, who do you think is going to win?" Lil Tak asked.
"Vegeta is bigger, but CJ has an advantage over him." Goten said.
"Really? What's that?"
"CJ can raise her eyebrow, which shows her sarcasm. For some reason, Vegeta doesn't know how to do that…" Goten said as he cocked his head and looked at Vegeta.
"Brat, is this the onna you're always talking about?! That accursed hat-wearing girl as you put it!" Vegeta asked.
"NANI?!" CJ demanded.
"Uh oh…" Trunks uttered.
"Well it's obvious what's going on here! It's just the way your father and I used to be when we first met!" Bulma said smiling.
"Na-na-na…" CJ managed to utter.
"Mom, please! No icky trips down memory lane…wait, WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU IMPLYING MOTHER???!!" Trunks demanded.
"Language!" Bulma said.
"Leave him onna, he talks The Rock's language!" Vegeta smirked as he looked at CJ. "Despite her size, she would make a formidable mate for you. Even if she is human, she's a lot stronger than your mother and she's just a child."
"Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha?" CJ and Trunks managed to say.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!" Goten rolled on the floor laughing. CJ and Trunks both stood there with their mouths wide open and blushing furiously.
"Oooooooh! Blushing! Does that mean you two are in love?" Juliana asked trying hard not to laugh.
"Of course not!" Trunks yelled.
"No freakin way!" CJ shrieked.
"Yo! CJ shrieked! What's up with that?" Lil Tak said. CJ turned around to face Trunks.
"YOU ARE A DEAD MAN BRIEFS!!" CJ yelled as she pounced on top of Trunks and started to pummel him.
"See? That's the way we use to do things back on my planet." Vegeta smirked. Bulma rolled her eyes. Goten stopped laughing long enough to hold CJ back.
"Why is it that I am the only one that has to do this?" Goten asked. Goku and Chi-Chi walked back into the classroom and surveyed the situation.
"Is it me or does this happen everywhere we go?" Chi-Chi asked.
Later on…
"As our evening comes to a close there is just one class left for you to see." Mr Hayes said as he led them into the French class. By this time Vegeta was extremely bored, Goku was extremely hungry and their wives were extremely annoyed. Lil Tak's mother had frightened the living daylights out of most of the faculty, Juliana's parents had left early since they said they didn't need to see anymore of their daughter's excellence and CJ and Trunks couldn't even make eye contact with each other. They got to the French class and looked around.
"Hey Chich, what kind of food do they serve in France?" Goku asked. Chi-Chi's eyebrow started to twitch. CJ's sisters, meanwhile, were annoying the heck out of everyone. They said almost everything in unison and in a very high pitch.
"This is what I have to live with everyday. I wish I had a brother like yours Goten." CJ sighed.
"Well my brother is the best!" Goten beamed.
"Gee, thanks for rubbing it in!" CJ said sarcastically.
"So, how's our little brother doing in French then? No doubt failing it." Elmira said as all sisters simultaneously rubbed their nails on their shirts.
"You know she's not doing that bad. Although, I think now I may change her behaviour report…" Mr Lingo said looking over to CJ.
"I told you there were reasons!" CJ protested.
"Your sister has been doing very well in this class. in fact, she is the top student!" Mr Lingo said.
"WHAT?!" The sisters screeched.
"You mean our little sister is actually good at something besides fighting?! Will wonders never cease?" Hanako said as she laughed sinisterly.
"I have to say, seeing her sisters. It explains a LOT!" Juliana said as Goten nodded in agreement. Lil Tak smirked evilly and walked over to CJ.
"Say Ceej, isn't French the language of love? Are you learning it to impress your boyfriend Trunks?" Lil Tak giggled. CJ shook her fist angrily and ran after Trunks.
"AAH!" Trunks said running away. "What the heck did I do?!"
"You're still breathing, aren't you?!" CJ said as she chased him around the classroom. Lil Tak snickered.
"Private! Did you just send two of your soldiers against each other?! Bad form! Drop and give me twenty!" Mrs Yamamoto yelled.
"Aw mom!" Lil Tak said but one death glare from his mother and he hit the floor.
"Wow…" Goten said.
"What is Goten?" Juliana asked. Goten looked over to Vegeta and Bulma, who were arguing. Tak's father was hiding in a corner, his mother was ordering him like he was in the army, and CJ's sisters were all mocking her. His parents were just talking to his teacher, while Goku had his arm around Chi-Chi.
"This is the first time my parents have looked normal compared to everyone else's." Goten grinned. Juliana sweat-dropped.
"LEAVE ME ALONE CJ! I DON'T WANNA HIT A GIRL!!"
"SECOND MISTAKE BRIEFS, NEVER CALL ME THE G WORD!"
To Be Continued…
Okay, bad news. I'm gonna put a hold on this fic for a while because I'm writing a story about Gohan and Videl's wedding. Good news is these characters are gonna be included so if ya wanna read it, it'll be up soon. Bye!