Summon: AAAHHH!!! Stupid comp crashed! Now I have to rewrite chap 3 all over again!!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ascot: Calm down!

Summon: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. OK. I'm calm. Nooooo!!! I thought I almost lost this file. Phew! I wanna say "Domo!" to does reviewers.

Anima Mouse: WOW! I can't believe somebody likes my fic…

Neoqueen: I like your fics. Also since you liked my fic, I guess I'll continue gets hit by a TV thrown by Ascot

h2o: OK. I guess I will.

Summoner Ami-chan: Uhhh… Thanx for the review (",)

person204999: Gomen. I did include a bit of DBZ (at the training) and MKR (Mokona and Umi's scenario)

dire_wolf_16: Ummm… Thanx for reviewin my other fics too. Why'd ya say cliff hangers evil? I'm not even trying to put cliff hangers. I just end it where I can.

Before I forget, I might not be accepting anymore anonymous reviews. Nothing personal. I just… dunno. I guess coz I wanna know the fics/bio of my reviewers so I can read their stories too. I'm putting the Rune Gods, the magic spells (which will be in English since I forgot the Jap), Debonair (Yup! I'm bringing her back to life!), some of the DBZ attacks, the Saiya-jin race concept, and a bit of the Cell and Majin Boo saga. Aa! This is where the cursing and swearing start. Oh yeah! When they whisper something that they don't want others to hear, it's in [stuff here]. Oh! I forgot who plays Klylin's part. It's… Zazu!!!

There. My thanx and notes are said. Here's the fic…



3 Knights:following Ascot's trail

Ascot and Mokona: unaware that they were being followed

Ascot: Where can we buys mom's tequila Moko? We're not in Mexico and mom want genuine tequila!

Mokona: Puuuuuu pu puuuuuuuuuuuuuu! starts doing that twirly dance thing

Ascot: You're right Moko. We'll just fly to Mexico. Oh! On the way, can we pass by that ring? The one where Cell's tournament'll be?

Mokona: Puuuu puuuuu puuuu!

Ascot: Yoshi! transforms into older version wearing… Saiyaman costume?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mokona:jumps into Ascot's arms

Ascot:flies off

3 Knights:arrive where Ascot was and gasps

Umi: Where the f****** hell's that kid?! He was here a moment ago!

Fuu: Umi-san, don't swear. Hmmm… examines the situation There's only one explanation for this. He disappeared!

Umi:banging her head on the wall Hello!!! Daijoobu?! Isn't it obvious?!?!?!?!

Fuu:glasses fog up and sweatdrops

Hikaru:looking at the sky and smiling Hey guys! Look at that kooky bird! It's going "Puuu pu puu!"

Umi:looks up Nani?!?!?!?!?! Isn't that that little perverted marshmallow thing?!

Fuu and Hikaru:nod

Umi: Don't tell me that that weirdo flying's that little kid! Damn! Come on. We have to go after him. changes into last costume Selece! Rune God appears

Fuu and Hikaru:does the same thing

3 Knights:fly after the "Great Saiyaman"

Great SaiyaAscot: What's that sound? looks behind him WHAT THE HELL'S THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mokona: Pu? looks behind them and freaks out PUUUUUUUU!!!!!

GSA: Damn! Where did those robot things come from?!?!?!

Umi: Hey kid! We need to talk to you!!!

GSA: What she say? Why the hell do they need to talk to me?

Mokona: Pupupupupu!

GSA: Don't tell me you invited them Moko! We're going to pass by Cell's ring, Debonair Country, and Majin Boo's area!!! You've got to be demented! Those girls aren't fit for the dangers of the trip!

Mokona: shakes head frantically Pupupu!

GSA: Shimatta! We better stop and get them away from here. slows down to a stop

Umi:catches up with Ascot ACK!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!?!?!?!?! YOU'RE NOT THAT KID WE SAW EARLIER!!!!!

GSA: Actually, I am. I just changed into my costume. changes back to normal clothes but same height

Fuu: Oh my! You're floating on air! waves hands under Ascot

Umi:*chibi* nerve things moving around on top of her head Wow Fuu! You really think so?!

Fuu: Very funny Umi-san.

Hikaru:with cat ears Ummm… How exactly are you flying/floating?

Umi & Fuu:nod

Ascot: Hehehe. It's something that comes naturally to us magic users/high rankers here in this world. Hey! Don't you guys know that?! goes back down to ground followed by 3K

3K:gets out of Rune Gods Iie. We're not from around here.

Ascot: Yeah. You're right. I would've recognized you. Where you guys from?

Hikaru: We're from Earth. You do know where that is, right?

Ascot: Ie. I don't. Never even heard of it. Maybe it's a planet faraway, but as far as I know, I don't know where it is.

Fuu: I think that's what that bright light was for. It might've been some sort of passage from one point of the universe to another.

Umi:*chibi* eyes shining Click! For once Fuu you told us something useful!

Ascot: Excuse me ladies, but I think you should get outta this place. This is the most hazardous place in Cephiro. It's full of monsters, ghost, evil sorcerers, and things like that.

Umi:mad HAA?!?!?!?!?! AFTER WE FLEW ALL THIS WAY?!?!?! YOU WANT US TO LEAVE?!?!?!

Ascot:sweatdrop Gomen. What do you want anyway?

Hikaru: We just wanna go home.

Fuu & Umi: Yeah.

Ascot: Gomen nasai. I can't help you guys there. If you want me to show you around, fight monsters, be a guide, that I can do. But bring you guys back to who-knows-where-you-came-from, nope. Gomen.

Fuu: A guide? That sounds like a good idea.

Ascot: Yoshi! Now, I'll need some form of pay though.

Umi: Payment?!?!?! We don't have a frickin cent on us! Damn this whole thing!!!

Hikaru: Well, all I have is this. wells up with tears as she takes out a candy

Ascot: Huh? A candy?!?!?! I'd be glad to accept it but I don't like sweets. Maybe some money, a meal, or a kiss from one of you'll do.

Fuu: sweatdrop Hehehe. I'm sorry. I can't give you any of those. I'm only fourteen so I can't have a boyfriend yet.

Hikaru: I only have this candy and some coins. I'd like to have your services but I can't give you a kiss. My brothers'll go bananas if I kiss any guy. Hmmm… whispers something to Fuu

Fuu: That's a great idea Hikaru-san! looks at Umi Umi-san, why don't you do something for Ascot-sama?

Umi:*chibi* pointing at Fuu & Hikaru disgusted If you guys think I'm gonna kiss that damn kid, well… HEEEEEEEEEEEELL NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ascot:sweatdrop & smiling She's got a point. I don't wanna get kissed by [an ugly girl like] her. Maybe I'll take that candy Hikaru-san. Hehehe.

Umi:fist shaking What did you say about me?! jumps at Ascot

Ascot: Aaaaahhh! cheeks being pulled apart by Umi

Umi: Hah! Ii kimi da!!!

Ascot:rubbing cheeks You know, if you want to do that, you could have done it on Moko. Oh well. to Fuu & Hikaru I still won't be your guide unless that blue-haired akuma points to Umi says sorry.

Umi: Akuma?!?!?! Why you no good baka! charges towards Ascot

Fuu & Hikaru:holding Umi back

Umi:struggling Let me go! I'm gonna kill him!!!

Ascot: You guys can let her go. Beast! I summon thee! eagle-like monster comes out and shows off its muscles

Umi: AAAAAH!!!!!!!!! I hate muscle bound monsters! Especially after those weird Gin that attacked me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuu & Hikaru:sweatdrop and lets go of Umi

Ascot: Say sorry or else!

Umi: Fine!!! Just get that ugly thing out of my sight!

Ascot: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FRIEND?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

3K: Friend? O.o o.O ~_~¿

Ascot: Yeah! That's right! Ever since my dad died protecting Cephiro from Freeza, these monsters became my friends. Nobody wanted to be my friend cause they thought I was an outsider. They didn't like these monsters. They don't know how my friends really are!

3K: Have they ever hurt anyone?

Ascot: Ie. They would never hurt anyone unless I tell them to.

Umi: So you don't have any other friends?

Ascot: I do. There's Moko, Briefs Ferio, Saiya-jin Lantis, Zazu (Summon: I don't know Klylin's last name), Namek-jin Eagle, Clef Senin, and Android Lafarga but Cell killed him. I only get to see them when my mom allows me to. She wants me to be a scholar.

Umi: Scholar?! You?! Hikaru has a better chance at that!!!

Ascot: I have brains for your information you deranged cretin!!!

3K: What's a cretin?

Ascot: A type of clown or ignoramus.

Umi: I'll do you in!!!

Ascot: Humph. Oh well. I'll see you girls some other time. I have business to attend to. By the way, hope you two ladies will make it out alive. Make sure your akuma friend doesn't.

Fuu & Hikaru: What do you mean by "make it out alive"?

Ascot: Like I said. These are the hazardous parts of Cephiro. You have a very slim chance of making it out alive in these places.

3K:*chibi* hugging each other AAAAAHHH! We're too young to die!!!!!!!!!!!

Ascot: Well, I'll see ya girls around. about to fly off until Umi stops him

Umi:disgusted and looks at Fuu & Hikaru Fine. I'll kiss him just for the sake of you two! closes eyes and goes into the "kissing look" nervously

Ascot:sickened A deal's a deal. slowly wraps arms around Umi and hesitantly kisses her Mmmm… pulls Umi closer

Umi:shoves Ascot off Get offa me!!! ACK!!! spits and wipes her mouth There. I kept my side of the bargain so you better keep yours!

Ascot:sickened after he realized what he just did Yoshi. Come on. I better show you where you're staying. changes into costume and flies up

3K:smile cept for Umi and fly after GSA



Summon: There. Chap 3's done! Even on exam week!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!! Like I said, I might not be accepting anonymous reviews anymore. Oh and for the sake of Wolfie-chan (I'll tell ya bout it at school Wolf) please don't put any reviews flouting anyone or any weird ones. That means you Aris-kun and Juu-kun if you guys are readin this!!!

Ascot: Weird ones?!?!?!?!?! You're the one who makes weird reviews!

Summon:rolls eyes How bout I incarcerate that orifice on your face?!

Ascot: Shut up with the wordy expressions!

Summon: ~_~¿ Sooo… Please don't put any bizarre stuff on the reviews.

Tamari-chan: Summon-kun means swearing, putting "Cliff Hangers are EVIL" (Summon: You're the one who said that!) OK. That's coz I tell you that! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Summon: There! Please remember to review! And don't mind Tamari-chan.

Tamari-chan: HEAD MY WORD MORTALS!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Summon: -_-¿