Bwhahaah So this was my first humor fic. It had to do some *major editing* lol. So should be better now.
Disk 1-Opening Scene-Take 1
Great Commander gets off his horse.
Soldier: Great Commander this way.
They walk to where Shana is being laid unconscious. The soldier hands the Great
Commander a small orb-like crystal. He holds it up to her head.
Director: Cue the moon & Special Effects
Beam of light shines down on Shana.
Great Commander: Indeed.
He gives the orb back to the soldier and walks away.
Great Commander: Is this really necessary. *Lloyd doesn't appear*
Great Commander gets nervous and repeats himself: Is this really necessary?/ No one appears again
Director: Cut! Where the hell is Lloyd?!
Lloyd walks on the scene eating a donut.
Great Commander: What the @#$% were you doing?!
Lloyd looks around: Uh, we were going to, start now?
Director:.....Cut take 2
Take 2
Great Commander: Is this really necessary?
Hooded Lloyd walks in trips and falls
Dart (off set):Lloyd you idiot!
Lloyd: It's not my fault this cape is so damn long!
Director: Cut! Take 3
Take 3
Great Commander: Is this really necessary?
Lloyd walks in and stops: It is his majesty's Emperor, Emperor er.....what was his damn n
name again?
Director: Lloyd!
Doel: How hard is it to remember my name you idiot!
Neo: Are we ever going to get through this scene?
Haschel: Probably not.
Lloyd: Hey I am one of your fav. Characters! Shouldn't ya be on my side?!
Neo: well...
Cast:....
Disk 1-Dart Standing on hill looking at Seles
Dart runs down hill to see Seles. His sword is out and held high, then he trips tumbles and
the sword goes flying out of his hand and heads toward Meru
Meru: Dart you idiot *Trying to get out of swords way*
The sword nearly misses Meru.
Dart: Heh sorry?...
Lloyd: At least I tripped over a cape and not my own 2 feet
All:...
Director: Why me...
Disk 1- Dart Meets Lavitz in Hellena
Dart: Who are you?
Lavitz: I am Lavitz Slambert the head of the first knighthood of the kingdom of Basil-.hold on a minute I am head of the first knighthood kingdom of a spice?
Dart Laughs
Albert: Its not funny
Director: Cut all right people come on, how hard is this
Lloyd, Meru, Kongol, & Lenus all clear there throats: Ehem
Director: All right fine, Winglies, & Gigantos
Take 2
Dart: Who are you:
Lavitz: I am Lavitz Slambert, the king of all Serdio
Dart: Hey wait a minute that isn't in the script
Albert: Your the King?
Lavitz: Yup, and a damn good one.
Albert: and what am I?!
Lavitz: Your the King Of A Spice
Lavitz & Dart start laughing.
Albert takes out his Lance and tries to attack Lavitz but Rose and Kongol hold him back: Let me at him, King of a Spice I'll show him...
Director: Cut!....
Disk 1-Marshland or whatever its called- Shana Trips and Falls
Dart is giving Shana a piggy back ride.
Shana: I am such a trouble aren't I?
Dart: Yeah, I mean how dumb do you have to be to trip and fall like that.
Shana whacks Dart on the back of his head. Dart stumbles and goes flying into Rose who stumbles into Lavitz. Everyone is on the floor
Rose: DART! You @#$% why cant you walk like a normal person
Dart: Hee hee hee....
Director:_
Disk 2: Prison Island: Lloyd & Lenus Scene
"Now I am expecting a hot gift from you..."-Lenus leans all over Lloyd
Lloyd backs away: HELL NO! NO WAY! Why cant some one like Rose be all over me?
Lenus runs crying off stage and into her dressing room.
Rose blushes and walks up to Lloyd and kisses him *passionately*
Lloyd: Yeah this is what I am talking about...
Zieg walks on stage grabs Rose by the scruff of her neck and drags her off stage.
Lloyd snaps his fingers.
Director: Great now who is going to play Lenus.
Director looks around at Shana, Miranda, Meru, & Crystal.
Director: Shana?
Shana backs away.
Director: Miranda?
Miranda: No wayyyyyy...
Meru smiles brightly.
Director: Next Scene everyone we'll do this scene last.
Meru: X_X
Break: Behind The Scenes(My own thing ya know, the cast taken a break)
Director: STOP MESSIN' UP!
Lavitz: But I am head of the first knighthood in a kingdom that is a spice!
Dart: hey it isn't my fault I fell at the opening someone put a rock there.
Zieg: How stupid are you there are rocks outside all over!
Shana: Well at least Dart isn't calling you stupid!
Rose: Why cant we kiss who ever we want its our lips isn't it?
Kongol: Kongol no do anything
Haschel: Stop talking like that!
Kongol: This way Kongol talks
Meru: Hey I never got to replace Lenus! I didn't kiss anyone!
Doel: How hard is it to remember my name!
Miranda: I didn't get to @#$% do anything @#$% yet!!!
Director: hey, hey, Hey everyone calm down, come on breaks over get back to work!
Disk 2-Rose and Dart in Cave
Director: Places everbody Places.....
The fire starts and Darts lays his head on Roses lap with his eyes closed
Rose: But....Dart is Dart he is not Zeig.....
Dart:*snort, grunt*
Everyone laughs except Rose
Rose: Ha ha ha very funny
Director: Take Two
Take 2
Rose: But...Dart is Dart he is not Zeig.....
Dart: I know but I am the next best thing.....
Rose pushes Dart off her lap
Dart: What?
Disk 3- Battle Divine dragon
Kongol: Kongol has to fight....that
Shana: Yup
Kongol faints
Melbu Frahma
Melbu Fraham: BWHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA PATHETIC MORTALS!!! YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT ME!!!! BWHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH *tentacles fall off* *cries* MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY
All: O_O;