Neo: Nope, I AM NOT dead!!! Bweeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa
Sephiroth:…but It doesn't mean you haven't gone mad…..
Neo: Nope ! Heh, well…your not one to talk….
Sephiroth:…
Neo: ^-^ Yes ! I got MORE Bloopers up!!!! Well…it took me a couple of months but I DID finally mange to get some hope you enjoy them! I also went through and edited ALL of them! BWAHAHAAHAH that is 3 chapters worth. BWHAHAHAH
Sephiroth: I have too much influence on her…
Scene1: When Lavitz confesses he wants his mums jerky-Disk 1
*Dart & Shana walk off set*
Lavitz: Mom, I really want your beef jerky…
Mrs.Slamnbert: I know… *walks away followed by lavitz to Lavitz' room* …Ahh,
*drops a huge suitcase on his bed and chucks it open* Now we need to get you packed for Hoax , here's some cough drops-encase you get sick, an extra pair of shoes…some spear heads -incase yours breaks…a comb to brush your hair…*drops it all in*…an armor shine kit,…some clean underwear…a turkey sandwich-you need something to eat…a few photos, a mirror,…the keys to the house, your glasses…*keeps dropping various other objects in*
Lavitz: ^_^' heh, that's my mother….
All:…
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When Dart first meets Feybrand -Scene 1
Feybrand: *roars*
Dart:……….Bwaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa GIANT BUG!!!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!! BWEHHHH!!!!! *runs away crying like a girl*
Feybrand: …
All:…
Shana: *eye twitch*..I…am…supposed…to…like...that…guy…
All:..
Director: CUT!!! Let's do it over!
--Scene 2:--
Feybrand: *roars*
Dart: Bwaaahhhh *chucks sword at Feybrand and runs away screaming like a girl*
Feyerbrand: *gets knocked unconscious*
All:…
Syveil: Blaahhhhhh My DRAGON!!!! *transforms and flies after Dart*
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Mrs. Slamnbert: Oh and here's some socks…a telephone, -don't forget to call me-, and here's some change for your lunch money, The remote control to the T.V., …a picture frame,-put your mothers picture in it-, an extra pair of sneakers, some vitamins, a few t-shirts, some video games -don't want you to be bored-…….*lugs it all in*
All:…
Lavitz:…-_-'
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Scene1- When Lavitz Dies *again*
Dart: Lavitz!!!!!!!!!!!
Lavitz: ….*dies*
Dragoon Spirit: *rises up and floats to Albert*
Albert: Thank you Lavitz…
Lavitz: *jumps up* HELL NO!!!!
All:…?
Lavitz: That is MY Dragoon Spirit BACK OFF!!!! *snatches up dragoon spirit from Albert*
Albert: Die ALREADY!! It is MINE!!!! *snatches it back*
Lavitz: AS IF!!!!! *snatches it back*
Dart: *sigh* I knew we were going to have this problem….
Director: CUT!!!! Next Scene everyone!! (Why am I forced to work with such idiots)
All: We heard that!!!!
Director: ^_^' Woops!
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Mrs. Slamnbert: Here's a computer, -E-Mail your mother-, a water canteen, *picks up a large anvil* I don't know what this is for but take it just in case *drops the stuff in* ….
Lavitz:…
All:…..
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Off Set:
Miranda: *talking to Lloyd* You know 'I' am the Best White-Silver Dragoon….
Shana: What!!!
Lloyd:…oh...Soa..
Miranda: AM too!
Shana: Are not!
Miranda: AM too!
Shana: Are NOT!!!!!
Miranda & Shana : *pull out Bows & Arrow* DIE B*TCH!!!! *shoot each other*
Miranda & Shana: *die*
All:…
WhiteSilver Dragoon Spirit: *rises up from Miranda and floats over to Lavitz (off set)*
Lavitz: *backs away* HELL NO!!!
Dragoon Spirit: *Glows*
Lavitz: Uh uh!!!! *waves arms around*
Dragoon Spirit: *transforms Lavitz into a white dragoon*
Lavitz: BWEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAAAQQQQQQEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *looks to the bow & Arrow in his hand* MY SPEAR!!!!!!!! %$#^%#%@&%^&%^&%%$&^^%$$&$^%$@&&&%^$&$&%^*%#**%
All:…*point & begin to laugh*
Director: Oh …my…Soa….
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Mrs. Slamnbert: And here's some candy, a tooth brush, some tooth paste--brush your teeth every night., a couch, a table, a fax machine, some dishes, a nice warm cup of tea, some logs to put in the fire place,…..*chucks it all in*
Lavitz:…all I wanted was some beef jerky….
Mrs. Slamnbert: oh…so are you saying…you don't "NEED" your mothers help…;_;
Lavitz: OH no, no, no, no, no….-
Mrs. Slamnbert: Are you saying you don't "LOVE" your mother anymore….;_;
Lavitz: NO MOM REALLY!!!-
Mrs. Slamnbert: Good, now here's a pot, some dog food, a robe, a stereo, a few video tapes, some water bottles, string beans, a couple of trees, playdo, a nice belt, your stuffed bear…
Lavitz: *blushes* mom…
Haschel: *Off set* HOW does she not run out of room in that suitcase…?!?!?!
Kongol: *shrugs*
Mrs. Slamnbert: *lugs it all in*
All:……
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Scene 1: When The Dragoons All Flyaway from Frahma at the End of the game.
Dragoons: *all begin to fly away*
Albert: $^%^($(^#$^%(&*%)* SH*T!!
*& flies in to Meru who flies into Komgol whom flies into Miranda whom flies into Dart*
Dart: Arrrr *drops Shana*
Shana: *falling* AHHHHHH DART!!!!!!!
Dart: ah @%$$* it I'm outta here!!!! *flys away*
Shana: %#@!^@$&%#&%^#*#%^& DART!!!!!!!
All:…*look over to Albert*
Albert: Wha??? A BUG flew into my eye!!!
All:…
Director: Take 2!!!
-Scene 2-
All: *Fly away successfully and are watching he explosion*
Meru: *climbs on Kongols head* BWWWWWAAA I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!!!!!!!!!
All:…
Miranda: your kidding….
A Random Battle With Lavitz (before he dies)
Dart: *attacks monster* Burning Rush!
Rose: *attacks monster* Die! More & More!!!!
Lavitz: *attacks Monster* Gust of Wind- Oh Shit!!!! *mawls himself *…
All:…
Lavitz: *twitching on the floor*
Lloyd: *runs over to Lavitz pulling off the Hooded Man cape* LAVITZ!!! YOU #$&#^*$%^*$ RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!! ^%%&%&*^T)&*^)&*^&*)%&$^%#%#&$^$^*# NOW WHO AM I GOING TO KILL?!?!?!?!?
All:….-_-'
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Scene 1: When Dart, Albert, Rose (my Party :-P) Fight Lloyd in Dragoon Armor…
Rose: *Shakes fist at Lloyd* We're going to kick your @$$ so hard, er…uh…wha..?
All: *sigh*
-Scene 2:-
Rose: *Shakes fist at Lloyd* We're going to kick your @$$ so hard, your mother will feel it!!!
Lloyd: *sarcastically* Yeah am trembling in my armor…
Dart: Yeah You better be!!! Waaaaahhoooooo We scared Lloyd!!!!
All:…
Lloyd:…
Albert:…he was being sarcastic…
Dart: ^_^' I knew that
-Scene:3-
Rose: *shakes fist and holds up Rapier* LLOYD!!! We're gonna kiss your @$$ so hard!-
Lloyd: I wouldn't mind that…
Rose: #^%@^%$@&$^@& WHO WAS MESSIN WITH THE #$$E$E$%*^-ing SCRIPT!!!!!???????
Director:…
All:…
Meru & Haschel are seen running off & laughing in there dressing rooms….
Director: We'll have to edit that part out…-_-'
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Mrs. Slamnbert: Oh & here's a phone card, a feather, the car keys, a nice new horse, a carage, a dvd player, a scanner, a PS2, an N64, a nice long plank of wood….
Lavitz: *sneaks off for a moment whilst Mrs. Slamnbert continues packing his luggage*
Dart:…Didn't you just wan't beef jerkey…?
Lavitz:…
Lloyd: Well that's what happens when you're a 34 year-old man who still lives with his mother!!! HA HA HA HA !!!!!!
Lavitz:…..shut-up…*sneaks back*
Mrs. Slamnbert: OH!! And here's the Jade-Dragoon Spirit-*Albert busts in and snatches it up*
Albert: Bwaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the Dragoon Spirit of the Jade Dragon IS MINE!!!!! Bwaaahaaaaaa *transforms and breaks the wall then flies away*
Lavitz: *chases after him into the sunset* HEY THAT'S MINE!!!!!
Mrs. Slamnbert: *waving a small parcel in the air whilst watching them* LAVITZ!!! YOU FORGOT YOUR JERKY!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DON'T FORGET TO CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR EVERYDAY!!!!!!!
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Neo: So what do you think? Pretty good eh?
Sephiroth: …it's not going to take you this long to put LoD goes to school up…is it?
Neo: ^-^ I hope not….BWAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAa
Sephiroth: Let's go Neo,…..
Neo: Oh are we going to seek destruction on the world?
Sephiroth: Er…Yeah….
Neo: Cool! Let's go!!!! *grabs Sephiroth & runs away*
Disclaimer: I do not own or have anything to do with anything or anyone *hides behind Sephiroth*