INTERMISSION – TASUKI REACHES A RED LIGHT
Inspired by my brother's driving skills (heh, heh)
For some unexplained reason, the music from the intermission in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" was playing in the background as Tasuki forced his way through traffic one Sunday afternoon. He beat crazily on the steering wheel, singing to a song only he could hear. "Well fuck you!" The mountain bandit screamed, reveling in the best part of the song. The happy intermission music stumbled, faltered, and died off all together, giving way to Tasuki's choice of music – Americana by the Offspring.
"Well my dream has come true—hey, cocksucker!" Tasuki slammed on the brakes hard. "Why the fuck did you stop? You don't have to obey a red light, y'know! Baka…" The red-headed bishounen sighed and stared at the hip-shaking Hawaiian doll on his dashboard. "Stuck behind him…argh…they told me America was the place of shitty drivers. Feh! I get here, and what d'I have t'deal with? A bunch of limp pussies who obey the fucking law!" At this point, the author decided there was enough profanity and forced him (at knifepoint ^^;;) to fall asleep.
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Tasuki was snoring softly, head lolling against the cushioned headrest. He awoke to the angry sound of leaned-upon horns and a banging on his windshield. Blinking drowsily, he rolled down the window and squinted up at a very fuzzy, angry man, who opened his mouth and screamed:
"Hey, cocksucker!"