Sowwy, it's been a while. I've been working hard on Love, Hate, and All
That in Between. Please R/R this and that!
"ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!!!" cried Zim, little pissy anime pulsing plus thingys forming on his face. Everyone stopped and blinked. *blink blink* Zim went around the room and plopped a helmet much like Noodle's on everyone's head. He casually replaced Noodle's radio headphone hat with one of his own, which was definitely not a radio headphone hat, and definitely not playing Powerpuff Girls music. (And they'll be fighting crime, Trying to save the world, Here they come, Just in time, THE POOOOWURPUUUUFFFF GUUURRRLZZZ!!! *hits a flat* Erm… otay just pretend I didn't sing anything, mkay? *everyone in the room blinks again* I SAID SOWWY!!)
"Can I have one too?" GIR danced around Zim happily.
"No, just…No!" Zim told GIR, trying not to get too frustrated with the little robot.
"Aww! Master! You look tense!"
"GIRRR!" Zim's fists shook in anger. GIR shrugged and went up to a wall and started banging his head against it. Zim went like this ~.~ and then pressed another button on a spare remote that he pulled out of his pocket. A shockwave went through all the helmets and flashyed so that you could see the skeletons of everyone flash a few times. "YAAAARRG!!!" everyone with a helmet screamed. "Oops, wrong button." Zim heheh-ed.
Zim pressed a different button on his remote-thingy and everyone started singing a really dumb song that sounded an awful lot like the Barney jingle:
"I love Zim
Zim doesn't love me
Let's all bow down to him-e
With a 'I obey'
And a 'Do-whatever-Zim-wants' cuz he owns you
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom"
GIR danced the Macarena and Zim applauded. Zim stopped applauding but GIR kept dancing, and dancing, and dancing. Zim coughed. GIR kept dancing. "That's enough, GIR…" GIR was completely ignoring Zim "Okay, you can stop now…" Yup, he was still dancing. "GIR! GIR!"
"Yes Master?" GIR stopped.
"Oh never mind."
"Otay! Doom, doom, doom, doom," he began dancing again.
"STOP!"
"Oh look a squirrel!" GIR ran off after a squirrel.
Zim coughed. Then he realized, "HEY! DIB! GAZ! YOUR NOT PART OF THE BAND!! NEITHER ARE YOU… YOU … GIRL WHO GLOMPED ME AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY!!!" He paused for a while. "Oh well, those FILTHY earth FREAKS won't notice…YOU are part of my plan! And YOU will do what I say! Muahahaha!" Zim turned around. "GIR! Come here! GIR?" GIR was frolicking around the yard on all fours, chasing after squirrels.
"Awww! But Master! I was having fun!!"
"GIR! It's time to get serious!"
"Aww, okay. T.T But can I say goodbye to the squirrels first?"
"NO!"
GIR ran outside, not listening at all. "Bye, squirrels!!!" He came back inside after waving about 758.5 times. "Yesh?"
"Hand me that…er…thing over there…"
"You mean?" GIR innocently indicated to Murdoc's very big …uh…
O_O "NO! I mean …"
"The piggy?"
"No, I'll get it myself…"
"HERE'S THE PIGGY!" GIR screamed, handing one of his squeaky pigs to Zim.
"No, it's okay, you keep it."
"Yay!" ^-^
Zim now aimed the remote-thingy at a radio-thingy and pressed the shocky button that had shocky-ed the Gorillaz, Bubbles, Gaz, and Dib 23 paragraphs ago. This time he shocky-ed the radio though, fortunately endorsing no pain upon the band + it's "newest members". A shock blasted through the radio and went all around the earth, shocking through peoples' headphones and the wires connected to radios plugged into walls. All of the sudden, everyone was hearing the "Gorillaz Barney-ish song" They twitched. "Ewww… what the Hell is this?" said all those preppy losers who dis people who listen to the Gorillaz. "Who the f*** are those new band- member-people?" shouted everyone upon hearing Bubbles' voice. Then, all at once, their faces drew a blank and they all started singing in monotone that oh-so-annoying-song.
Ohhh, I left you on a cliffhanger! Don't fall off!
"ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!!!" cried Zim, little pissy anime pulsing plus thingys forming on his face. Everyone stopped and blinked. *blink blink* Zim went around the room and plopped a helmet much like Noodle's on everyone's head. He casually replaced Noodle's radio headphone hat with one of his own, which was definitely not a radio headphone hat, and definitely not playing Powerpuff Girls music. (And they'll be fighting crime, Trying to save the world, Here they come, Just in time, THE POOOOWURPUUUUFFFF GUUURRRLZZZ!!! *hits a flat* Erm… otay just pretend I didn't sing anything, mkay? *everyone in the room blinks again* I SAID SOWWY!!)
"Can I have one too?" GIR danced around Zim happily.
"No, just…No!" Zim told GIR, trying not to get too frustrated with the little robot.
"Aww! Master! You look tense!"
"GIRRR!" Zim's fists shook in anger. GIR shrugged and went up to a wall and started banging his head against it. Zim went like this ~.~ and then pressed another button on a spare remote that he pulled out of his pocket. A shockwave went through all the helmets and flashyed so that you could see the skeletons of everyone flash a few times. "YAAAARRG!!!" everyone with a helmet screamed. "Oops, wrong button." Zim heheh-ed.
Zim pressed a different button on his remote-thingy and everyone started singing a really dumb song that sounded an awful lot like the Barney jingle:
"I love Zim
Zim doesn't love me
Let's all bow down to him-e
With a 'I obey'
And a 'Do-whatever-Zim-wants' cuz he owns you
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom"
GIR danced the Macarena and Zim applauded. Zim stopped applauding but GIR kept dancing, and dancing, and dancing. Zim coughed. GIR kept dancing. "That's enough, GIR…" GIR was completely ignoring Zim "Okay, you can stop now…" Yup, he was still dancing. "GIR! GIR!"
"Yes Master?" GIR stopped.
"Oh never mind."
"Otay! Doom, doom, doom, doom," he began dancing again.
"STOP!"
"Oh look a squirrel!" GIR ran off after a squirrel.
Zim coughed. Then he realized, "HEY! DIB! GAZ! YOUR NOT PART OF THE BAND!! NEITHER ARE YOU… YOU … GIRL WHO GLOMPED ME AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY!!!" He paused for a while. "Oh well, those FILTHY earth FREAKS won't notice…YOU are part of my plan! And YOU will do what I say! Muahahaha!" Zim turned around. "GIR! Come here! GIR?" GIR was frolicking around the yard on all fours, chasing after squirrels.
"Awww! But Master! I was having fun!!"
"GIR! It's time to get serious!"
"Aww, okay. T.T But can I say goodbye to the squirrels first?"
"NO!"
GIR ran outside, not listening at all. "Bye, squirrels!!!" He came back inside after waving about 758.5 times. "Yesh?"
"Hand me that…er…thing over there…"
"You mean?" GIR innocently indicated to Murdoc's very big …uh…
O_O "NO! I mean …"
"The piggy?"
"No, I'll get it myself…"
"HERE'S THE PIGGY!" GIR screamed, handing one of his squeaky pigs to Zim.
"No, it's okay, you keep it."
"Yay!" ^-^
Zim now aimed the remote-thingy at a radio-thingy and pressed the shocky button that had shocky-ed the Gorillaz, Bubbles, Gaz, and Dib 23 paragraphs ago. This time he shocky-ed the radio though, fortunately endorsing no pain upon the band + it's "newest members". A shock blasted through the radio and went all around the earth, shocking through peoples' headphones and the wires connected to radios plugged into walls. All of the sudden, everyone was hearing the "Gorillaz Barney-ish song" They twitched. "Ewww… what the Hell is this?" said all those preppy losers who dis people who listen to the Gorillaz. "Who the f*** are those new band- member-people?" shouted everyone upon hearing Bubbles' voice. Then, all at once, their faces drew a blank and they all started singing in monotone that oh-so-annoying-song.
Ohhh, I left you on a cliffhanger! Don't fall off!