::the Author sits at a table....with her computer before her. Legolas stands a few feet behind her, his bow on her::
"Now type this" he ordered. "I, the author, of this story, am sorry for all the trouble I have put Prince Legolas, the most handsome Elf in Mirkwood, no in all of Middle-Earth." The author typed it all up for the Elf.
"Happy now Elf? Now go away!" she snapped. Legolas grinned and walked out of the room. The author, a grin upon her face, instead typed the following;

"I am Legolas, hear me roar! I will destroy everything in Middle-Earth. No one will defeat me!"

She smiled and sent that in to Gandalf. Gandalf read it, his eyes bugged out and he ran all the way to Rivendell...from outside it (that's a long run for an old guy). Elrond read it, flipped completely and landed in a mental hospital so Arwen had to rule but... She was off with Aragorn...Somewhere. By the time Legolas got home to Mirkwood, the guards awaited him.
"Halt! You are under arrest!" yelled a guard. Legolas, a slight smirk on his face, replied" For what? Treason?"
"Yes!" Legolas about died. What had happened?
"The author..." he ran away from his home, guards upon guards guards upon guards guards upon guards guards upon guards ...etc. ran after him.

Legolas raced back to where he had left the author. She, of course, was gone. He read the message on the screen then fell to his knees screaming" NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Computer read" Sorry Lego beat ya this time dude. Enjoy my little friends. Sincerely yours, Author"




Very bored and yeah well, it is funny? Right!? Please say it is!!!