Chapter Sixteen: The Terrestrial Battle
WASHINGTON D.C. ...
Gary: Espeon, teleport Vaporeon, Jolteon, and Flareon to Misty, Ash, and Brock!
Espeon: Gary, our energy is really spread out like this. We might not be much help to them.
Gary: Anything would help them right now. Do it.
Espeon: Teleport!
(Flareon, Jolteon, and Vaporeon disappear and are teleported to Texas, Japan, and Michigan.)
MICHIGAN...
Misty: Where did all of these guys come from?
Starmie: I can't beat all of them.
Lillymon: Flower Cannon!
Starmie: Light Screen!
Misty: The light screen won't hold back the attacks for very long!
Starmie: If I could evolve, I could teleport us.
Misty: You can't evolve though! You just have to keep fighting!
Starmie: Hydro Pump!
Kabuterimon: Electro Shocker!
(The electricity is carried through the water to Starmie.)
Jason: Yo yo, J-money gonna get home in time fo' M.A.S.H. at dis' rate.
Starmie: Rapid Spin!
Seadramon: Ice Blast!
Starmie: Ice Beam!
Seadramon: NO!
(Seadrmon freezes over.)
Jason: Yo yo, J-money ain't happy wit' what goin' down! It gettin' mighty cold. Mighty cold say J-money.
Amanda: You may be able to beat one champion, but you can't take on the rest of us!
MegaPandamon: Mega Panda Paw!
Starmie: Time to go underwater!
(He and Misty dive under.)
Ikkakumon: Harpoon Torpedo!
Vaporeon: Aurora Beam!
(Ikkakumon is frozen and floats up to the surface.)
Vaporeon: Gary sent me to help. I'm at a very low level right now though, so I may not be able to do much.
Starmie: Any help will be great!
(Both surface.)
Lillymon: Flower Cannon!
Vaporeon: Acid Armor!
(He melts into the water. The attack hits the water.)
Jason: Yo yo, J-money know dat you ain't gonna keep dis up. You goin' down!
Amanda: Right! MegaPandamon, attack!
MegaPandamon: Mega Panda Paw!
Lillymon: Flower Cannon!
Starmie: Psychic!
(It stops both attacks.)
Starmie: I shouldn't do that much more. It takes way too much energy away from me.
Jason: Yo yo, J-money says dat you ain't got no hope girlfriend.
TEXAS...
Brock: Ninetales no!
Ninetales: I can't do this alone.
Brock: Use your confuse ray on Deputymon!
Ninetales: Confuse Ray!
Deputymon: You can't confuse Deputymon. Hey, what does this do?
(He fires a gun at himself. It goes through his hat.)
Brock: Now!
Ninetales: Fire Spin!
Birdramon: Meteor Wing!
Ninetales: Ahhhh!
Flareon: Flamethrower!
Birdramon: That won't hurt me.
Sora: That's right! You'll never beat Birdramon!
Brock: Sora, why don't you give up this whole kill Brock fiasco, and we can go get a burger.
Sora: I have to kill you. If I didn't, I'd be all over you though. Don't take it the wrong way.
Ninetales: She's just trying to distract you, Brock!
Brock: Well, it sure is working. Why don't you just come down here and we can talk this over.
Flareon: Shut up, you imbecile! Hyper Beam!
(Birdramon shields itself with its wings.)
Birdramon: Meteor Wing!
Flareon: Flamethrower!
Ninetales: Flamethrower!
Brock: Wow, two flamethrowers? Huh, Flareon? How did you get here?
Flareon: Gary sent me to help you, And you definitely need it, you perverted freak.
Brock: I just need someone to share my life with. Is that too much to ask?
Ninetales: When you want to be with someone that wants to kill you, then yes.
Ninetales: We have the situation under control, I think. I doubt that Deputymon will be coming back.
Kooper: I doubt that.
Kirby: Thanks for putting Deputymon's fire out Koop.
Kooper: I'm just sorry that I'm late. It's time to go Kokuwamon! Digivolve!
(music starts playing)
DIGIVOLVE INTO CHAMPION
Kokuwamon: Kokuwamon, digivolve to: YANMAMON!
Brock: This isn't good. Three champions against us. I'll bet the others don't have it this tough.
JAPAN...
Ash: What do you mean you can't keep this up? You have to! Remember, your power exceeds your evolutionary level. You have the power to take on these guys.
Pikachu: Right, right.
Flamedramon: Flaming Fist!
Pikachu: Agility!
(Flamedramon crashes into the street.)
Flamedramon: Ow, that hurts.
Ash: The horn, Pikachu! Aim for it!
Halsemon: No. Tempest Wing!
(The whirlwind lifts Pikachu off the ground. He falls off and grabs hold of a power line.)
Pikachu: This is giving me a bunch of electricity!
Ash: But you're an easy target!
Pikachu: No I am not! Thunder Wave!
(The wave starts to disable the armors.)
Davis: Get moving, Flamedramon!
Kari: Yeah Nefertimon! Beat that little pip-squeak down!
Ken: The armor is being disabled. But it's an easy target for you, Stingmon!
Stingmon: Right. Spiking Strike!
Ash: Pikachu jump!
Pikachu: I can't. The rest will come get you if I do.
Jolteon: Thunderbolt!
Stingmon: Oww!
Ash: Jolteon?! Does that mean that Gary is here?
Jolteon: No, Gary just sent me here to help you out.
Ash: Good. I need some help.
Jolteon: Keep up the thunder wave, Pikachu!
Pikachu: I can't much longer.
Jolteon: I hate being at such low power. Thunderbolt!
Flamedramon: Nooo!
(He returns to Veemon.)
Jolteon: Just like last time. He's got to hate that horn by now.
Ash: Just stop the rest!
Stingmon: Spiking Strike!
Jolteon: Whoa! Thundershock!
Stingmon: That will not stop me!
Pikachu: I can't hold on any longer. Ash, duck!
Ken: Stingmon, fly really high!
Pikachu: Thunder!
(The entire vicinity is filled with electricity. The other four armor digimon return to their rookie forms.)
Ash: Alright! We beat them!
T.K.: No you haven't. Patamon digivolve!
(music starts playing.)
DIGIVOLVE INTO CHAMPION
Patamon: Patamon, digivolve to: ANGEMON!
Salamon: Salamon, digivolve to: GATOMON!
Ash: No! Pikachu has a hard time beating Angemon at full strength!
Davis: That's not all!
(music starts playing)
Veemon: Veemon, digivolve to: EXVEEMON!
Hawkmon: Hawkmon, digivolve to: AQUILAMON!
Armadillomon: Armadillomon, digivolve to: ANKYLOMON!
Ash: This is really going to suck.
WASHINGTON D.C.
Gary: They're all still losing! What should I do?
Al: I have something that might be able to help you.
(Al walks over to a cabinet and opens it. It is full of Pokemon merchandise.)
Gary: What the hell is all that?
Al: I'm a big fan of Pokemon. I watch the show everyday.
Gary: Right, what is it that can help me?
Al: These!
(He pulls out deck of Pokemon cards.)
Gary: We don't have time for a card game!
Al: No, you can use these. On your digivice, there is a little slot to slide cards through. They can enhance your pokemon!
Gary: I'll give it a try.
(As soon as he grabs the card, he knows what to do.)
(music starts playing)
POKEMODIFY
Gary: Pokemodify! Lightning energy activate! Fire energy activate! Water energy activate!
MICHIGAN...
Vaporeon: I'm returning to normal strength. Gary must've done something.
Starmie: I think we can do it now.
Misty: Right!
(music starts playing)
DNA POKEVOLVE
Starmie!
Vaporeon!
DNA pokevolve to: VAPOREOSTAR!
Misty: Let's see how we do now!
TEXAS...
Brock: Do whatever you have to!
(music starts playing)
DNA POKEVOLVE
Ninetales!
Flareon!
DNA pokevolve to: FLAREOTALES!
Brock: Good to see you again, Flareotales!
JAPAN...
Ash: You're getting more power? That's great! We need it! Pokevolve now!
(music starts playing)
DNA POKEVOLVE
Pikachu!
Jolteon!
DNA pokevolve to: JOLTEOCHU!
Ash: They'll have a run for their money now.
WILL THE DNA POKEMON BE ABLE TO DEFEAT THESE DIGIMON, OR IS THE SITUATION HOPELESS? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT LEGEND OF THE POKE DESTINED!
WASHINGTON D.C. ...
Gary: Espeon, teleport Vaporeon, Jolteon, and Flareon to Misty, Ash, and Brock!
Espeon: Gary, our energy is really spread out like this. We might not be much help to them.
Gary: Anything would help them right now. Do it.
Espeon: Teleport!
(Flareon, Jolteon, and Vaporeon disappear and are teleported to Texas, Japan, and Michigan.)
MICHIGAN...
Misty: Where did all of these guys come from?
Starmie: I can't beat all of them.
Lillymon: Flower Cannon!
Starmie: Light Screen!
Misty: The light screen won't hold back the attacks for very long!
Starmie: If I could evolve, I could teleport us.
Misty: You can't evolve though! You just have to keep fighting!
Starmie: Hydro Pump!
Kabuterimon: Electro Shocker!
(The electricity is carried through the water to Starmie.)
Jason: Yo yo, J-money gonna get home in time fo' M.A.S.H. at dis' rate.
Starmie: Rapid Spin!
Seadramon: Ice Blast!
Starmie: Ice Beam!
Seadramon: NO!
(Seadrmon freezes over.)
Jason: Yo yo, J-money ain't happy wit' what goin' down! It gettin' mighty cold. Mighty cold say J-money.
Amanda: You may be able to beat one champion, but you can't take on the rest of us!
MegaPandamon: Mega Panda Paw!
Starmie: Time to go underwater!
(He and Misty dive under.)
Ikkakumon: Harpoon Torpedo!
Vaporeon: Aurora Beam!
(Ikkakumon is frozen and floats up to the surface.)
Vaporeon: Gary sent me to help. I'm at a very low level right now though, so I may not be able to do much.
Starmie: Any help will be great!
(Both surface.)
Lillymon: Flower Cannon!
Vaporeon: Acid Armor!
(He melts into the water. The attack hits the water.)
Jason: Yo yo, J-money know dat you ain't gonna keep dis up. You goin' down!
Amanda: Right! MegaPandamon, attack!
MegaPandamon: Mega Panda Paw!
Lillymon: Flower Cannon!
Starmie: Psychic!
(It stops both attacks.)
Starmie: I shouldn't do that much more. It takes way too much energy away from me.
Jason: Yo yo, J-money says dat you ain't got no hope girlfriend.
TEXAS...
Brock: Ninetales no!
Ninetales: I can't do this alone.
Brock: Use your confuse ray on Deputymon!
Ninetales: Confuse Ray!
Deputymon: You can't confuse Deputymon. Hey, what does this do?
(He fires a gun at himself. It goes through his hat.)
Brock: Now!
Ninetales: Fire Spin!
Birdramon: Meteor Wing!
Ninetales: Ahhhh!
Flareon: Flamethrower!
Birdramon: That won't hurt me.
Sora: That's right! You'll never beat Birdramon!
Brock: Sora, why don't you give up this whole kill Brock fiasco, and we can go get a burger.
Sora: I have to kill you. If I didn't, I'd be all over you though. Don't take it the wrong way.
Ninetales: She's just trying to distract you, Brock!
Brock: Well, it sure is working. Why don't you just come down here and we can talk this over.
Flareon: Shut up, you imbecile! Hyper Beam!
(Birdramon shields itself with its wings.)
Birdramon: Meteor Wing!
Flareon: Flamethrower!
Ninetales: Flamethrower!
Brock: Wow, two flamethrowers? Huh, Flareon? How did you get here?
Flareon: Gary sent me to help you, And you definitely need it, you perverted freak.
Brock: I just need someone to share my life with. Is that too much to ask?
Ninetales: When you want to be with someone that wants to kill you, then yes.
Ninetales: We have the situation under control, I think. I doubt that Deputymon will be coming back.
Kooper: I doubt that.
Kirby: Thanks for putting Deputymon's fire out Koop.
Kooper: I'm just sorry that I'm late. It's time to go Kokuwamon! Digivolve!
(music starts playing)
DIGIVOLVE INTO CHAMPION
Kokuwamon: Kokuwamon, digivolve to: YANMAMON!
Brock: This isn't good. Three champions against us. I'll bet the others don't have it this tough.
JAPAN...
Ash: What do you mean you can't keep this up? You have to! Remember, your power exceeds your evolutionary level. You have the power to take on these guys.
Pikachu: Right, right.
Flamedramon: Flaming Fist!
Pikachu: Agility!
(Flamedramon crashes into the street.)
Flamedramon: Ow, that hurts.
Ash: The horn, Pikachu! Aim for it!
Halsemon: No. Tempest Wing!
(The whirlwind lifts Pikachu off the ground. He falls off and grabs hold of a power line.)
Pikachu: This is giving me a bunch of electricity!
Ash: But you're an easy target!
Pikachu: No I am not! Thunder Wave!
(The wave starts to disable the armors.)
Davis: Get moving, Flamedramon!
Kari: Yeah Nefertimon! Beat that little pip-squeak down!
Ken: The armor is being disabled. But it's an easy target for you, Stingmon!
Stingmon: Right. Spiking Strike!
Ash: Pikachu jump!
Pikachu: I can't. The rest will come get you if I do.
Jolteon: Thunderbolt!
Stingmon: Oww!
Ash: Jolteon?! Does that mean that Gary is here?
Jolteon: No, Gary just sent me here to help you out.
Ash: Good. I need some help.
Jolteon: Keep up the thunder wave, Pikachu!
Pikachu: I can't much longer.
Jolteon: I hate being at such low power. Thunderbolt!
Flamedramon: Nooo!
(He returns to Veemon.)
Jolteon: Just like last time. He's got to hate that horn by now.
Ash: Just stop the rest!
Stingmon: Spiking Strike!
Jolteon: Whoa! Thundershock!
Stingmon: That will not stop me!
Pikachu: I can't hold on any longer. Ash, duck!
Ken: Stingmon, fly really high!
Pikachu: Thunder!
(The entire vicinity is filled with electricity. The other four armor digimon return to their rookie forms.)
Ash: Alright! We beat them!
T.K.: No you haven't. Patamon digivolve!
(music starts playing.)
DIGIVOLVE INTO CHAMPION
Patamon: Patamon, digivolve to: ANGEMON!
Salamon: Salamon, digivolve to: GATOMON!
Ash: No! Pikachu has a hard time beating Angemon at full strength!
Davis: That's not all!
(music starts playing)
Veemon: Veemon, digivolve to: EXVEEMON!
Hawkmon: Hawkmon, digivolve to: AQUILAMON!
Armadillomon: Armadillomon, digivolve to: ANKYLOMON!
Ash: This is really going to suck.
WASHINGTON D.C.
Gary: They're all still losing! What should I do?
Al: I have something that might be able to help you.
(Al walks over to a cabinet and opens it. It is full of Pokemon merchandise.)
Gary: What the hell is all that?
Al: I'm a big fan of Pokemon. I watch the show everyday.
Gary: Right, what is it that can help me?
Al: These!
(He pulls out deck of Pokemon cards.)
Gary: We don't have time for a card game!
Al: No, you can use these. On your digivice, there is a little slot to slide cards through. They can enhance your pokemon!
Gary: I'll give it a try.
(As soon as he grabs the card, he knows what to do.)
(music starts playing)
POKEMODIFY
Gary: Pokemodify! Lightning energy activate! Fire energy activate! Water energy activate!
MICHIGAN...
Vaporeon: I'm returning to normal strength. Gary must've done something.
Starmie: I think we can do it now.
Misty: Right!
(music starts playing)
DNA POKEVOLVE
Starmie!
Vaporeon!
DNA pokevolve to: VAPOREOSTAR!
Misty: Let's see how we do now!
TEXAS...
Brock: Do whatever you have to!
(music starts playing)
DNA POKEVOLVE
Ninetales!
Flareon!
DNA pokevolve to: FLAREOTALES!
Brock: Good to see you again, Flareotales!
JAPAN...
Ash: You're getting more power? That's great! We need it! Pokevolve now!
(music starts playing)
DNA POKEVOLVE
Pikachu!
Jolteon!
DNA pokevolve to: JOLTEOCHU!
Ash: They'll have a run for their money now.
WILL THE DNA POKEMON BE ABLE TO DEFEAT THESE DIGIMON, OR IS THE SITUATION HOPELESS? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT LEGEND OF THE POKE DESTINED!