A Dragon, An Invader, and Three Idiots of Doom
As you know, during O:ID1 (Operation: Impending Doom 1) a destruct-o-bot rampaged throughout Irk's military base destroying the mission entirely. Everyone who was a part of the robot incident was either sent to Food Courtia or to a really bad place in some other galaxy far, far away. VERY far, just to be safe. Invaders Spoo, Zam, Zorth, Kil, Jayl, and the most feared, Zim were all sent to Food Courtia. However Zam blew up part of Food Courtia with his "amazing and incredible" cooking skills and was sent to one of them galaxies I was talkin' about earlier. There he built a laboratory to make a "Deathy Doom Machine of Stuff" in order to conquer the galaxy. He succeeded and made a HUGMUNGOUS dragon from some fossilized DNA. But it wouldn't obey him so he sent it away in an old spaceship. On his trip to wherever he was destined, the dragon grew to seriously dislike and hate his creator's race. When he passed a planet full of creatures that looked almost exactly like Zam he broke out and started burning things and rampaging.
(during the chaos surviving Irkens gather underground)
Irken 1: All our battle bots and over half of the Armada is down!
Irken 2: We need a warrior!
Irken 3: We don't have any! They were all in the Armada which is now a big FLAMING DUST BALL!
Irken 4: Then what about someone who could talk to the beast of doom?
Irken 5: But who can speak--
(all 986,577 Irkens turn to a rather short Irken female who backs into a corner)
Irken 6: Riz! You can speak to the dragon of death!
Riz: Wha--
(the two Tallest nod to each other and throw Riz out into the battlefield. She lands up on the dragon's nose who glares at her)
Riz: Ow......that rea---EEK!!
Dragon: *snorts and growls*
Riz: *stands up and speaks in dragon*Um, hi. I'm Riz.
Dragon: Greetings puny one.
Riz: *growls softly*
Dragon: I am NoName. What do you want and how do you speak my tongue?
Riz: Consider me unusual. I want you to stop destroying my planet and go before I hurt you.
(NoName laughs throwing Riz off his nose and into his clawed paw. He squeezes her tightly)
NoName: What the zark could you possibly do to ME?
Irkens spying on the scene: We are so doomed.....we should have sent someone taller.
Riz: THIS!!*releases the sharpest spider legs in existence from her back pod*
NoName the one-pawed dragon: ARRGH!!!!!!!!!!
Riz:*falls, screaming to the ground and lands hard as a dragon's paw lands on top of her*
NoName: I will have my revenge some other time!*flys off in his spaceship*
All Irkens: *gather around the paw wondering if their heroine is alive and gasp as Riz calls out from two blood covered claws*
Irken with a microphone and a hi-tech video camera: Riz, you have just saved the entire Irken Empire! What do you have to say?
Riz: I'm not alive at the moment, please leave a message at the scream of intense pain.
And so Riz saved her species. Good for her.