Body Riz & Zam's
First Fanfict
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or any related characters. Except for me. And Mir. I do own a
rubber piggy! YAY!

Riz: Oh gawd........I wrote none of this. It's all Zam's. Beware. Okay, so I did some alertering at times...and Zam can't spell and I have no spell checker thing!

Zam: Quiet you! And keep in mind that I have blenders!

Riz: Eek!!!!

Cir: And uh.........I'm smarter then Mir and Gir! Yays!

Mir: And that every Irken knows about the Tallest tricking Zim and stuff! The Tally people like to brag. I like cupcakes.

Cir: See? All Irkens dispise and fear Zim, but it changes for Riz and Zam!

Riz and Zam: DON'T GIVE THAT STUFF AWAY!

Chapter One: PREPARE FOR DOOM!
Riz: Zam, YOU WERE NOT INVITED!

Zam: But I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to be part of the Great Assingning! I can't
miss it! Zim was part of it, and he's more of a screwball than me! I missed
Day 1, Day 2, AND Day 3! Day 4 is the last day!

Riz: Zam, you are a real idiot. Why did you need to bring me???
Zam: Cuz I can't fly a spacecraft. It has a lot of doohickeys!
Riz: ugh.
(Riz & Zam run up to the stage, where the Almighty Tallest are finishing up
the assigning.)
Red: Boy, you're really short.
Purple: How's the weather down there? It'll be cold in Freezanniozo. Bring a
jacket!
Both: GHA HAHAHAHAHA!
Red: Lasers!
Purple: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(purple rolls on ground, hands on his eyeball.)
Zam: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT FOR ME!
Red: Hey, get up Purple. Zam is here.
Purple: I thought we banished him & Zim?
Zam: oh, it was boring, so I quit on the first week. And I couldn't miss this.
Red: How can you just QUIT being banished?!

Purple: Because we haven't gotten any good guards.
Riz: ZAM! THIS IS A BAD IDEA!
Purple: Wait Zam. You too, lady.
(Tallest whisper & discuss)
Red: You are going to follow Zim's path to the "secret mission." He will need
asistance (snigger).
Purple: yeah, a LOT of asistance! (giggle)
(Scene changes to robot-receiving room)
Purple: Each of you will get a SIR: A Standard issue Information Retrieval Unit.
Red: I have a laser controller...
Purple: I'll shut up. (gulp)
Red: They obey your every command, will take a laser-shot for you, and
collapse into a lunch box now AND thermos!
Purple: Who wants this one?
Irken: I DO!
(Purple throws robot at the Irken, who is injured)
Irken: (injured) why do I always yell that...
Red: Everyone else, line up and get a robot!
(after much pushing from Riz, she & Zam get to the front of the line)
Zam: (singing) I get a robot, I get a robot!
Red: umm... We have a "special" prototype for you...
(Red rummages through garbage, making two robots, one female, one male.)
Red: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
(clunk, clank)
Riz: Is that one mine?
Purple: yes.
(robots come to life, and jump before same-gender masters)
Male robot: Mir, reporting for duty!

Zam: What's with the M?

Mir: I have no clue whatsoever! Yay!

Female robot: Cir, c-i-r, reporting for duty!

Riz: C? Isn't it supposed to be S?

Cir: No, I'm the right one. The others are allllllll wrong!

Riz: Oh crap......I have a defective robot like that reject Zim! Does this mean--

Red: Okay Riz, we won't lie to YOU........(eyes Zam and Mir who are hitting themselves)

Purple: You see, we don't expect you to make it back. You are just there to make sure that--(sees that Red is getting impaient and lets him speak)

Red: That Zam causes no trouble for us from the Earth planet. Your job is to make sure that he's stranded there.

Purple: Like Zim. Keep an eye on him too. That's why we can't afford to waste a real Sir.

Robots: HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!
(the three idiots have fun bouncing on their heads)
Red: Okay, buh bye, don't forget to write! ...lasers
Purple: AHHHHHHHHHHH, MY EYE!
Riz: (surveys scene) I hate my life.
MEANWHILE...
On Zim's Voot Runner:
Gir: DOOM DOOMIE DOOMIE DOOMIE DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOMIE DOOM DOOMIE DOOM...
Zim: (thinking) I hate my life.

Review & tell us so that we can post more. We're gonna make this a LONG ficcy!
Also, only Zam's second fic. Chapters may take long, since I am making a Final
Fantasy game I ster in. PIGGY! HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!

Riz: Shut it Zam.