This my first parody/humor fic, so please don't flame!
Mario Vs. Capcom
Mario walked down the halls of Peach's mansion, looking for his cap.
Mario:I-a know that monkey is-a around here-a somewhere.
Suddenly, he heard some screaching in the closet.
Mario:You can't-a fool-a me, monkey!
As he rushed into the closet he saw the monkey coming out of the closet, rubbing his head.
Mario:Where's-a my hat?!
Monkey:Ooh ooh chee hoo ha!!!!
Mario looked to his right and saw his cap inside a jar.
Mario:My-a hat!!!!!!!
Mario jumped towards the jar. The door closed with a titanium lock.
Mario:Wha-??
Anouncer:Ladies and germs I give you our first contender! Weighing in at 198 pounds...Mario!!!!
Crowd:Boo! You stink!!!!!!
Announcer:If this little guy can stand up to 4 brave contestants, than he gets his hat back! For 5 contestants, he gets his loyal steed back!
A wall flips over revealing Yoshi, whereing an air mask in a tank of water.
Mario: *Gasps*
Announcer:And finally for defeating all 6 contestants, our hero will get back his lovely maid.
Another wall opens up, revealing Peach straped to an autopsy table.
Announcer:Now lets bring in the first defender, champ of champs, karate master......Ryu!!!!!!!
Door opens revealing Ryu. He flexed his muscles.
Crowd:WOO HOO!!!!!!
Crowd Member:Ryu, your are like s-a ohhh hot!!!!
Ryu:Why thank you ladies.
*Ding! Ding! Ding!*
Ryu came running toward Mario with emense speed. Mario dodged his first attack, but then got hit with a punched in the gut.
Mario:AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryu: Ka-du-ken!!!!!!!!!!!
A blast of blue energy came flying out of Ryu's hands in an instant. It hit Mario in the stomach, causing him to fly against the wall.
Mario goes into a fantasy. Luigi appears.
Luigi:What-a you doin' out-a there?! You suppose to being fightin' for-a your girlfriend and-a friend.
Mario:But I'm not-a strong enough-
Luigi:You have-a the power, now find-a the source.
Mario:But-
Luigi:You have-a the power, now find-a the source.
Luigi fades away.
Mario wakes up
Announcer:9......t-
Mario:I'm-a up! I'm-a up!
Ryu:You got the strength to fight me now?
Mario:Huh?
Ryu:I said...DO YOU GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario:I have-a the power, and...I...have...Found....THE SOURCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario is surrounded by gold energy. He walks out of it and is in a karate suit with a black belt. Also, his Itallian accent is gone.
Mario:I am Shin-Mario.
Ryu:You ready to fight now?????!!!!!!!!!!
Shin-Mario:Bring....it.....on.
SilverSonic44:This is the end of chapter 1! Tune in next time for chapter 2.....The Battle of Weak Fireballs and Some Bird Who Thinks He Is Ryu!!!!!
Mario Vs. Capcom
Mario walked down the halls of Peach's mansion, looking for his cap.
Mario:I-a know that monkey is-a around here-a somewhere.
Suddenly, he heard some screaching in the closet.
Mario:You can't-a fool-a me, monkey!
As he rushed into the closet he saw the monkey coming out of the closet, rubbing his head.
Mario:Where's-a my hat?!
Monkey:Ooh ooh chee hoo ha!!!!
Mario looked to his right and saw his cap inside a jar.
Mario:My-a hat!!!!!!!
Mario jumped towards the jar. The door closed with a titanium lock.
Mario:Wha-??
Anouncer:Ladies and germs I give you our first contender! Weighing in at 198 pounds...Mario!!!!
Crowd:Boo! You stink!!!!!!
Announcer:If this little guy can stand up to 4 brave contestants, than he gets his hat back! For 5 contestants, he gets his loyal steed back!
A wall flips over revealing Yoshi, whereing an air mask in a tank of water.
Mario: *Gasps*
Announcer:And finally for defeating all 6 contestants, our hero will get back his lovely maid.
Another wall opens up, revealing Peach straped to an autopsy table.
Announcer:Now lets bring in the first defender, champ of champs, karate master......Ryu!!!!!!!
Door opens revealing Ryu. He flexed his muscles.
Crowd:WOO HOO!!!!!!
Crowd Member:Ryu, your are like s-a ohhh hot!!!!
Ryu:Why thank you ladies.
*Ding! Ding! Ding!*
Ryu came running toward Mario with emense speed. Mario dodged his first attack, but then got hit with a punched in the gut.
Mario:AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryu: Ka-du-ken!!!!!!!!!!!
A blast of blue energy came flying out of Ryu's hands in an instant. It hit Mario in the stomach, causing him to fly against the wall.
Mario goes into a fantasy. Luigi appears.
Luigi:What-a you doin' out-a there?! You suppose to being fightin' for-a your girlfriend and-a friend.
Mario:But I'm not-a strong enough-
Luigi:You have-a the power, now find-a the source.
Mario:But-
Luigi:You have-a the power, now find-a the source.
Luigi fades away.
Mario wakes up
Announcer:9......t-
Mario:I'm-a up! I'm-a up!
Ryu:You got the strength to fight me now?
Mario:Huh?
Ryu:I said...DO YOU GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario:I have-a the power, and...I...have...Found....THE SOURCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario is surrounded by gold energy. He walks out of it and is in a karate suit with a black belt. Also, his Itallian accent is gone.
Mario:I am Shin-Mario.
Ryu:You ready to fight now?????!!!!!!!!!!
Shin-Mario:Bring....it.....on.
SilverSonic44:This is the end of chapter 1! Tune in next time for chapter 2.....The Battle of Weak Fireballs and Some Bird Who Thinks He Is Ryu!!!!!