Her friend who has yet to receive a nickname and shall be titled Bob: Well soooooorry if I was busy! With the groundedness and all...
Raggymuffin: Who were just lazy, the groundedness and little to do with it all! And--OH MY JHONEN!!! ARE YOU AWARE OF THE BUTTON MARKED 'SPELL CHECK'?!?!?!
Bob: Mir ate it.
Raggymuffin: Oy........oh alright...so much for a free day of doomyness.
Bob: Don't you have two fics to work on already? I GOTTA SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE RAGAMUFFIN ONE!! And I haven't read the Vengeance one yet but I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!
Raggymuffin: K, you're right....for once. Today is "Work on fanfiction" day for me.
Bob: HAHA!
Raggymuffin: Don't make me kill you. Hey, lookie, Screenblast got the next Lenore eppy up! It's the infamous "Gotcha nose" skit.
Bob: *runs off.....into a wall*
Raggymuffin: While I call the ambulance for some help, you read.
Disclaimer: WE OWN STUFF HERE! Riz belongs to Ragamuffin Girl, Cir belongs to her friend Stacey but is owned by Riz, Zam belongs to "bob" and so does Mir, although he's owned by Zam. Actually Zam and Riz own themselves.....but we get to say we do cuz alter-egos don't have any rights whatsoever. Zim and Gir belong to a hybrid monkey cyborg thing aka Jhonen Vasquez. His name is funful to type! Wheeeeee! Story written by "bob", MAJOR touch ups and some rewriting by Ragamuffin Girl aka Raggymuffin. Vampires are neat. A certain one is cuddly. I shall shut up now.
ENTER ZIM (I like mmm yep)
After much debate, Riz finally got to choose the disguises.
"I want to be a platipus." Cir said, tongue sticking out.
"For you I'm thinkin' a cat." Riz suggested, studing her robot.
"Can I be a platipus cat?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"Zam, what's Mir gonna be?"
"MAKE ME A FUHSDAFGET!"
"What is that?" Said Zam.
"I dunno. ... ... ... MONGOOSE!"
Riz screamed at the top of her lungs, or whatever Irkens have. We haven't taken any antomony classes on Irkens...yet."SHUTUP ALL OF YOU!!!"
"K"
"k"
"o"
"Huh? Oh forget it. Now Zam?"
"Yessssss?"
"See that button? Press it. I invented a machine that will make you unstupid."
"K"
As Zam walks to the machine, Riz thinks AT LAST! A SMART ZAM! Wait, that's possible, right? Oh great I'm thinking to myself...
But as Miss Bitters loves to say, IT ALL WENT HORRIBLY WRONG!
*zap*
"Did it work?"Riz said hopefully.
"I dunno. I need nachos."
"Guess not."
*zap!*
*ZAP!*
*ZAP!!!*
Both "WHAT THE?!?"
KA BLOOIE EXPLODY NESS! (He he... I likes kablooie...)Plus smoke. Sorry, no lasers.
*cough, cough* "ZAM? You look... smart."
"Mmmyep. You increased my brain power by 470%. But the effects will wear off. I'm only smart for 3 hours at a time."
"Damn."
"Mmmyep."
"Mmmyep."
By the way, the robots fell asleep around "k".
Now it was time for applying disguises.
Zam, a pathetic disguise of only spiked, brown hair and green contacts.
Riz, a wig of long blonde hair tied back in a purple scrunchie and dark, dark purple contacts.
Mir became a neon blue rabbit with a bite taken out of an ear and a zipper in front with the rodent teeth and a black tail and black-tiped back paws.
Cir got to be a kitty, neon green, with a zipper in back. Black paws like Gir, a long black-tipped spiked tail and two sets of three retractable fore-claws made of some Irken chrome stuff. You expect me to know all this?
The house was designed by Riz, it having an interesting look. Picture Zim's house only instead of greenish shades of green it's a purple that is nearly black. Actually, you might as well call it black. Instead of lawn gnomes she put stone and marble squirel statues that come alive and attack.
"A PUPPY!" (Zam smartness worn off. Mmmyep.)
"Zam? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON EARTH? The Tallest assigned ZIM! Not Zam."
"Were here to help Zim, old buddy, old pal, amigo!"
"Don't sound so human or I'll be forced to cause you a big deal of pain and great harm."
"Doesn't sound too comfy."
"I hate you." Zim stated very angrily. Mmmyep.
"GROUP HUG!" Gir screamed.
To make a long story short I'll just put sound effect.
CRACK! AHHHHHHHHHH! KA BLOOIE!
'Nuff said. Fun fact: Riz's spider legs hurt a lot!
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Bob: Well that's it for now. Sorry for the delay, I wuz grounded for ever. Like almost a whole year. Mmmyep. Mmmyep. I like Squee.
Raggymuffin: I though u was all hospitilzed!
Bob:..............*accent*I got better.
Raggymuffin: K.