Zelly-Boy's Birthday Surprise!!
A supposedly humorous fic that was written by a rather bored, crazy girl.
I'm not going to bore you to tears about disclaimers and such, you KNOW I can't own Squaresoft….but how I dream…*sigh*
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It was a relatively warm day at Balamb, the hometown of Zell Dincht…
Sf: Just give me ONE damn reason to be here…Chicken Wuss doesn't need me at his damn party!!!
Ma Dincht had thought it would be a great idea to give her son a special 20th birthday by having a surprise party with all his old friends: Squall, agitated commander of Balamb Garden, Rinoa, the liberator of Timber, Selphie…uh, yeah, Selphie…Quistis, the hopeless SeeD instructor who LOST her appeal for her teaching license and Irvine…uh, yeah, him…Of course, there were others she had never met, but after tortur- I mean, after ASKING Seifer and co. (Currently living with her), she managed to get all their names.
Rj: Ummm…Seifer, we ARE sort of Ma Dincht's tenants, ya know…after your whole obsession with the fishing (even though you CAN'T) and vowing to never leave until you catch a Balamb fish…we had to live here, ya know.
Fj: Yes. And since we ARE acquainted with Zell…we should attend as a favour for Ma Dincht. The way she tolerates you…it's surprising how she didn't develop a speech impediment, like me…*sigh*
Sf: *slams down his fist*DAMMIT!!! There's no way we're going, you hear me?!?!?! Screw favours!!!
And that's how they all ended up in Zell's house at the appointed hour, waiting to greet the guests.
Sf: @&%*-
Fj: SEIFER!! Don't. push. it.
Sf:*grumble*
Doorbell: DING DONG!!
Rj: Hey! I'll get it, ya know!!*opens door*
It was Rinoa. She seemed…a little messier. Her clothes were all in a disarray as she smiled at them.
Rn: Hi, everybody!! Oh, I didn't know YOU guys were coming!! I'm sorry, I was really busy this morning.
Sf: *looks at the state of her clothing* Yeah. REALLY busy.
Rn: *blushes* That's NOT what I meant!!! Zone and Watts wanted to have my inauguration this morning.
Rj: What the hell??
Rn: Yeah…I'm a real princess now…Princess Rinoa of Timber…man, that town doesn't even NEED royalty…it's so small…and that dress was so ITCHY!!!
Sf: How interesting.
Rn: Well, what have you guys been doing??
Rj: Well, mister Almasy over there had been developing something like an obsession with fishing, ya know!! And then he spent so much time just fishing, we got bankru-OW!!!!!
Fj:*whistles innocently*
Sf: Okay, why don't I show you where your hiding spot is?? Zell's coming in at any minute.
Rn: Sure, Seifer.
Sf: *cackle* Finally!! Another chance…Rinoa, you're mine!!
Rn: What did you say, Seifer??
Sf: Umm…nothing, Rinoa.
Rj: I'll help Ma Dincht with the food…*walks into kitchen*
Doorbell: DING DONG!!
Fj: MY turn!! *opens the door*
A bright yellow-clad figure bounced in stepping on Fuujin's toes as she came in.
Sp: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI-(takes deep breath)-HIHIHIHIHIHI!!!! Fuujin!!
Fj: *winces* Had some chocolate recently, Selphie??
Sp: BOOYAKA!!!! SOOOOOO GOOD!!! How d'you know???
Fj: Figures.
Sf: *comes in from other room rubbing a newly developed handprint on his face* Damn feminine sensitivity…..oh. It's messenger girl. Hey, Selphie.
Sp: HIHIHIHIHIHIHHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI-(takes deep breath)-HIHIHIHIHI!!! Seifer!!
Sf: Had some chocolate recently, Selphie??
Sp: CHOCOLATE CHOCO-EGGS!! YUMMY YUMMY!!! How d'you know???
Sf: You're not acting like you're sugar-hyper or adrenaline-hyper. The only option left is chocolate.
Sp: Oooooooooooo….so smart.
Rj: *comes in from kitchen* Did someone just come in??
Sp: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI-(takes deep breath)-HIHIHIHI!!!! Raijin!!
Rj: Had some chocolate recently, Selphie???
Sp: YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!! How d'you know??
Rj: It happened that time with the truffles as well.
Sp: Oooooooooooo…truffles!!
Rj: Tell you what, we'll hide you before Zell gets here. That way, you can eat these!! *gives Selphie a small bag of sweets LOADED with sedatives*
Sp: YAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAY!!! *follows Raijin to other room*
Sf+Fj: Thank goodness…
Doorbell: DING DONG!!
Sf: Hmmm…now who's the next victim??
It was Quistis. Or a SeeD that looked like she had a huge hangover…
Q: Hey. *rubs head*
Sf: Hey there, Quistis. What happened to you? You look so damn depressed. Didn't you find a new jo-
Q: NOOO!!!! DON'T SAY THAT!!! I…I…LOVED being an instructor…how could they sack me?!?! *sob*
Fj: *jabs Seifer in the ribs* You STUPID!! *whispers* Why d'you have to mention that?!?!? Don't you remember that she lost all her self-esteem and became an alcoholic???
Sf: Well…I haven't seen her in three years!! How was I suppose to know she was so damn messed up!!
Fj: It was in the newspaper, Squall phoned you about it, reporters came after you for interviews…
Sf: Alright, alright!! *To Quistis* Why don't you go hide in the other room while we wait for Zell?
Q: With some brandy??
Sf: NO!!*drags Quistis into the other room*
Doorbell: DING DONG!!
Rj:*emerges from other room with some new chocolate stains on his shirt* Selphie, man…oh, I'll get it!!!!!
E: Oh, hi, Raijin. How are you???
Rj: You?? The SORCERESS?!?!?!?!
E: Ummm…no. I gave all those powers to Rinoa. I can still do a little magic, though.
Rj: I see. Hmmm…CID KRAMER'S WIFE?!?!?!?!
E: Yes.
Rj: Okay. Man, you look SCARY…
E: *Levitates Raijin* Remember how I can still do a little magic???
Rj: AHH!!!! Y-Y-Yes!! *Falls back onto ground* Phew.*Wriggles farther from Edea*
E: Thanks a lot. Being an evil sorceress means you have to look a certain way, and since I've been evil for a long time, I'm stuck with that kind of fashion sense.
Rj: Weird…sorry about the scary part, Mrs. Kramer. You look okay.
E: Th-
Rj: I meant BEAUTIFUL!!! NOT OKAY, BEAUTIFUL!!! PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME!!!
E: Okaayy…*eyes Raijin* Thank you for the compliment. I'll go show myself into the other room.
Rj: P-P-P-Please do, ma'm!!*watches Edea leave the room*
To be continued….
Please R+R!!! If I get 5 reviews, I'll post up the rest of this fic.
-Psyrin