Now 4 story
SCHOOL! Mmmyep.
"Zam, it is your first day of school. LOOK BETTER!"
"I look fine."
"Put your disguise on."
"Oh yeah..."
As you see, it is their 1st day of doom--I mean, skool.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said/screamed Mir.
"MIR!"
"Yes my master!" He's reeeeed. Mmmyep.
"Mir, why do you scream every 2 nanoseconds?!?"
"I dunno."
"..."
"Just get me my coat. It's cold out there."
"KAY! ZOOM GOES DA PIGGY!"
"I hate you."
"Awww, I luves yoo tu! Hehe... tutu..."
"Ummm... kay..."
(After a heated argument, pain, and Riz's spider-legs, they were off)
~~~~~LATER~~~~~
Miss Bitters was unhappy. *stuck for a year with whiny midget brats that are all doomed. I've got to be insane by now.* "Class, today two HORRIBLE students will join your HORRIBLE class. Do not welcome Riz and her brother, Zam.
"Hi."
"Touch me and die."
(Dib is staring wide eyed with his mouth gaping at the scene)
"Take your seats, as you may NEVER leave them again.
They sit to the left and behind Zim, Zam on the left. At first Riz was sitting in the very back of the room but the stink of dead, rotting........things......changed her mind. Not to mention the thing in the closet. I think it was just a monkey, personally....
"DOES ANYONE NOTICE THAT 3 EXTRA TERRESTRIALS IN THE ROOM???????" You can guess who's saying this. So I will not tell you. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"No."
"Nuh-uh"
"Not me"
"Doo dee doo dee doo"
"THOSE THREE HAVE NO SKIN CONDITION! THEY ARE NO HUMANS! THEY ARE ALIEN! ALIIIIIIEEEEEN!"
"Here we go again" The Letter M said.
"I like that movie..." Said Poonchy.
Whispering:(don't worry about him. He couldn't investigate his way out of a blucha.)
"FINE! Laugh now, but when your all enslaved or dead, YOU'LL BE SORRY!"
"Man, Dib, your crazy. Mrs. Bitters?" some kid said. Mmmyep.
"Yes?"
"How many more passes do we have to send Dib to the Crazy House For Boys?"
"One but we'll be getting more next week from the doomed PTA. Which no one is doomed enough to waste their doomed lives on."
"I got some!" Squealed Zella. "I got them off of cereal boxes and with my pizza!" She held up two, one nearly falling apart due to an excessive amount of grease and cheese on it. Everyone knows only one cup of grease and cheese per pass to the CHfB! I'll shut up now.
"Let's use one."
And so, Dib was dragged screaming away for another happy, wondrous day of inexplicable torture. Yay!
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Nice huh? I been lazy, and I gots Fillerbunny now. *snap, crunch* mmm... lugnuts...
*snap* Buh Bye! *crunch* OOH! Removed teeth! *more crunching*