Zelly-Boy's Birthday Surprise!!!-Part 2
Yay!!! I got 5+ reviews!!! *jumps up and down in joy* Thank you!!!! It's nice to know people like my writing…and here's your second part of the fic!! I know I haven't added Squall in yet, but he's in this part. I also don't have anything against Quistis OR Raijin. I like ALL of the FF8 characters, it's just that I've never seen ANY of them portrayed as an alcoholic and Raijin just has a fear of sorceresses.
Having gotten that over with, I'll leave you to read the content below…Enjoy!!
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Doorbell: DING DONG!!!
Rj: I am NOT getting this one!!! *Shivers*
Fj: Fine. I'll go.
It was Irvine, the ladies man. Looking a LITTLE shaken, though…
I: QUICK!!! Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein !!!!
Fj: *looks at Irvine strangely* Oooookay…..What's wrong with you, Irvine???
I: N-Nothing's wrong me…nobody's chasing me because I didn't show up at a date…nobody…NOBODY…*fumbles nervously with something in his pocket…*
Fj: Right…so how have you been doing?
I: *rocks back and forth* Juuuuuust fine…yes Irvy, NO ONE's out to get you…yes…just my imagination…
Fj: Of course…why don't you go hide in the other room and wait for Zell with the others?
I: Yes!! Hiding is very very good!!! Euh……are there WOMEN in that room???
Fj: Quistis, Selphie, Edea and Rinoa are in there…
I: EEEK!! Save me!!! *jumps behind the umbrella stand and quivers some more*
Fj: Don't worry, Irvine…I'm sure they're nice.
I: They're……NICE??? As in, not going to smash my head open???
Fj: Yes……why I don't I take you in there???
I: Oh, thank you, THANK YOU!!!*gets up from behind the umbrella stand* Um, I was just wondering…are YOU a WOMAN too??
*SLAP*
Fj: @#$^@#*#$@!!!! *drags Irvine into the other room*
Doorbell: DING DONG!! Man…this job is boring….
Rj: Oh, the doorbell…*pales*The possibility of MORE sorceresses…*hides*
Doorbell: *waits a bit* I said, 'DING DONG.' *getting irritated* SOMEONE COME AND GET THE DOOR, MAN!!! I DON'T GET PAID IF YOU DON'T KNOW SOMEONE'S HERE!!!!!
Rj: Yikes!!* Curls into a little ball*
Doorbell: ARGGH!!! I'll come in to get you, Raijin, because I KNOW you're hiding behind the couch!!! You BETTER come and answer the door!!!
Rj: *whimpers*
Doorbell: That's IT!!!! *runs in and starts bashing Raijin like crazy*
Sq: Fine, I'll let myself in. *walks inside to watch the doorbell man and Raijin duke it out*
Doorbell: I get paid almost NOTHING!! NOTHING!!! Sure, all I do is announce when someone's at the door, but a person has to EAT!!!! I'm NOT some machine…I have feelings too!!! *sobs but continues to beat Raijin*
Rj: ACK! OW! OOF!! EEK!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Sq: How interesting. *turns around to see Seifer*
Sf: …Squall.
Sq: …Seifer. *jerks his head towards the fight* What's going on??
Sf: Oh. That doorbell guy is kind of insane. Ma Dincht pitied him, so she appointed him the doorbell guy. He's not bad, but he tends to lose any manner of rational thinking when Raijin's around.
Sq: …Whatever.
Sf: Is that ALL you say???
Sq: *shrugs* Whatever. I'll go wait in the other room…*walks off into the other room*
Sf: That Squall…DAMN his stupid cockiness. *hears something and looks at the door* Who's there??
Big Bad Rascal: *Peers in from the entrance* Hi!!!! Where's Zell?? I'd ring Doorbell, but he looks busy. *Motions at the now airborne Raijin*
Sf: Oh. We're holding a party for him, so why don't you come and wait for him with the others??
BBR: Sure. Oh, is my girlfriend allowed in too??
A Balamb student comes closer.
Balamb Student: Hi!!! I'm Bertha.
Sf: Go ahead..
BBR: Come on, Bertha!! *starts walking in*
BS: Wait for me, Dwayne!!!*disappears with the Big Bad Rascal*
Sf: DWAYNE????? No wonder that kid has to be tough.
Two mysterious figures in cloaks: *appears in the doorway* We're here…
Fj: Huh??? You two?? Why are you guys here?? You don't belong…
MF #1: We have something for Zell…
MF #2: …Since it's his 20th birthday.
Fj: What??? *looks at them again*….Oh…I KNEW IT!!…so how d'you get here???
MF #1: We have our ways…
Fj: Fine, come this way, then. Zell should be home soon. *leads the two people into the other room*
Meanwhile…
Z: Hmmm…isn't this boring???
Zell is sitting with Cid by the docks, talking.
Ci: Well…I've actually brought you here for a reason, Zell…
Z: Finally!!! You've taken me all over town today for nothing!!! Are you HIDING something??
Ci: Well…yes…
Z: HAHA!! I knew it.
Ci: But how……
Z: Well…I mean, you could tell by just looking at you…
Ci: *chuckles* Well, I'm not the greatest liar, now, am I?
Z: Of course!! And don't worry, Cid, I'll support your liposuction ALL the way…
*BASH*
Ci: Grrrrr……that was NOT the right answer!!!!
Z: *no reply*
*ahem* So, the former Headmaster drags Zell back home, while everybody is hiding…
To be Continued….
NOTE: To anyone with the name 'Dwayne', I mean no offence. Also, expect the third part to be up soon!!