If you're reading this, that means you like this!!! YAY! Well, just to remind you about that disclaimer that I don't own FFVIII in any way…*sobs*…but I still have Doorbell…
Enjoy!
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Ma Dincht: FIND A SPOT, EVERYBODY!!!! I SEE CID COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Everyone panics, looking for a place to hide. So it ends up that: Rinoa hides in the TV screen (she's a REAL sorceress) , Selphie on the rafters(!!!), Quistis in the liquor cabinet(!!!!!!), Edea in the wall (???), Irvine in the large trash bin (his trusty rifle's nozzle sticking out in case any women come close), Squall under the desk, the Big Bad Rascal and his girlfriend in the closet(!!!!!!!!!!!!), the two mysterious figures by the jacket stand-y thing, Fuujin on the shelf(!!!!!!), Raijin behind the couch and Seifer behind under the coffee table. Ma Dincht herself would be waiting for him in the kitchen. Doorbell, having gotten over his period of insanity, watches for the birthday boy.
Doorbell: *DING- Wait a second!!
Ma Dincht: What is it now?!?!?!?
Doorbell: I see CID, but no…oh, yes, NOW I see him…
Ma Dincht: Where?!?!? WHERE?!?!? I'm just so EXCITED…
Doorbell: He's being dragged by Cid here…he seems very uncomfortable, but conscious.
Ma Dincht: That's good. If he wasn't conscious, I'd bash him for making my surprise go to waste!!!!!
Doorbell: *sweatdrop* Yes. Go into the kitchen!! Cid's almost here!!!
Ma Dincht rushes into the kitchen as Cid approaches the door.
Ci: Hey there, Doorbell. Here he is.
Z: Oh, it's…Doorbell??
Doorbell: Yes, Zell. How are you feeling??
Z: Not bad…I thought Cid needed liposu--
*BAM*
Doorbell: I see…well, into to the house before you lose consciousness again.
Z: *vision blurs* ugh…yeah…
Ci: Let's go, Zell!! *Whistles a cheery tune*
The two enter the house and…
Everybody: SURPRISE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZELL!!!!
Z: ACK! *goes unconscious*
Ci: My…MY HEART!!! *slumps to the ground*
Everyone:…….
Sl: Oooooooooooo……look at Cid!!! …He's turning….blue???
Rj: Quick!!! We gotta revive them, ya know!!!
*Rinoa casts the magic and both men wake up*
Z: Owwww…oh, hi guys. What just happened??? Why are you here??
Sq: It's your surprise birthday party. Ma Dincht invited us all.
Z: Wow!! Thanks, ma!!!
Ma Dincht: Don't worry, Zell. Enjoy yourselves. Besides, I like meeting your friends…*looks at Cid with a strange look*
E: *sees Ma Dincht, scowls and walks over to Cid* Oh, HONEY!! Are you alright??? Do you remember me???
Ci: Yeah, you're-
E: YOUR WIFE!!! See, I'M…YOUR…WIFE!!! *smiles back at pouting Ma* Thank GOODNESS you're okay…are you sure you want to stay at this party??? You know…we could get you a nice, PRIVATE room at the inn…I don't mind AT ALL, staying with you.
By this time, Ma is little red in the face.
Ci: Don't worry, dear. I can make it.
E: Fine. But I'll help you walk around, DARLING *looks at Ma again*, just so you won't hurt yourself.
Ci: Um…okay.
E: Then it's settled!! *smirks at Ma*
Ma Dincht: GGRRRRR-
Rn: Hey, Mrs. Dincht, why don't we start this party??
Ma Dincht: Oh, yes…the party…
*Screaming, joy and dancing (60% of the activities mentioned were performed by Selphie) ensues in the quiet little house*
An hour into the party…
Z: Hey…Ma???
Ma Dincht: *still watching Edea and Cid* oh, what??? Sorry Zell, what were you saying?
Z: There's something wrong with the closet…it's moving.
Ma Dincht: That's nonsense, Zell!! Why would- uh oh.
Z: What?? Tell me, Ma, TELL ME!!!
Ma Dincht: Why don't I just show you…*walks over to the closet*
Ma Dincht flings open the door of the closet to reveal…
BBR: H-Hey!!!
Balamb Student: Eek!!!
The two are caught with SOMETHING in their hands…
Ma Dincht: WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE CLOSET?!?!?!?!?
To Be Continued…
NOTE: SUSPENSE!! Oooooo……can you feel it??? Don't worry, I'd NEVER turn this fic into NC-17…stay tuned!!!