YAY!!!! Part 4!!!! If anybody's still reading, R+R!!! I'd like to know what you think of my attempt at humour. Well, on to more important things…
Enjoy!!!
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BBR: Well…
Balamb Student: …we were trying out this new gel we bought from a peddler for Zell…
BBR: …and it was glow-in-the-dark. So we wanted to try it out to see if it would work…
Balamb Student: …it worked TOO well. We were having so much fun with it…
BBR: …that we got some on the closet. *nudges at the glowing clothes, walls, hangers and…erm…other stuff.*
Balamb Student: Anyway, we were trying to clean it up …
BBR: …but it WON'T come off!!! Sorry, Ma…
Ma Dincht: That does it!!! I knew that gel would cause trouble!!!
BBR: How??
Ma Dincht: Didn't you read the label?? *points to gel bottle*
The label reads:
NEW!!! All the way from ESTHAR!!!!
It's…
BILLY BOB'S NEW CURSED HAIR GEL!!!!!!!
BRINGS TROUBLE INTO THE LIFE OF THE OWNER!!! TRICK YOUR FRIENDS!! YOUR ENEMIES!!!
IT CAN EVEN TURN ON YOU!!!!
*NOTE* Label changes after the cap has been broken to fool sane people into buying this tra- err…I mean, our product and rub it their faces. HAHAHA!! You loser!!! You bought this!!!
BBR: HEY!!! It didn't read THAT when I bought it…
Balamb Student: Why don't you read the note, Dwayne???
BBR: Oh yeah…*whips out a magnifying glass*
The little note says:
Label "magically" changes after the cap has been broken to fool sane people into buying this tra- err…I mean, our product and rub it their faces. HAHAHA!! You loser!!! You bought this!!!
Ma Dincht: Just where DID you get this???
BBR: *sob* I got it all the way from Deling City!!!!
Balamb Student: *pats the Big Bad rascal* There, there, Dwayne. Everybody gets tricked by street peddlers from time to time, you know…
Ma Dincht: Um…that's never happened to me.
Z: Or me.
Sl: Or me!!
E: Or me
I: Or me.
Rj: Or me.
Fj: Or me.
Sq: Or m-
Balamb Student: Oh, shut up!!! You're NOT making this any better.
Sq: Whatever.
BBR: *wailing* Not even RAIJIN!!!
Rj: Yea- HEY!!!!
Balamb Student: It's okay, Dwayne….why don't we just go back to your place, clean you up, go to Deling City, find and beat THE CRAP any peddler we see??
BBR: *sniffs* O-O-Okay…
Balamb Student: *bows to everyone* Sorry, we have to leave early. I hope you guys have a great party. Happy Birthday, Zell!!! See you, Commander !!
Sq: When will you two be back?? Deling's quite a distance away…
Balamb Student: *whispers* I don't think we'll be back for about a week…I've never seen him this angry. If we stay for more than a week, we'll report to Galbadia Garden.
Sq: Alright. Just notify me before you get there so I can write you an authorization.
Balamb Student: Thanks!!! *drags BBR out the door*
Everybody: *stares*
Z: Well, that reminds me…
Rn: What?? *gasp* Oh no!!!! I have to get to Timber!!! I can't believe I forgot!!!
Sq: Is something wrong, Rinoa??? Tell me!!!! I'll always be here for you …
Sf: Yeah, especially when Squall wants some lov-
*POW*
Sq: Grr…
Sf: …Damn…Squall…*collapses*
Rn: Stop it, you two !!!! *blushing* Well…it's not that serious…
Sl: Well??? Just tell us!! I wanna know!!
Ci: Yes, I'm interested to know what's happening back in Timber…
Rn: *mutters something*
Fj: *standing next to her and hears* WHAT?!?!? *stares at Rinoa*
Rn: Fuujin!!!!
I: Uh-oh. A woman is getting angry. *runs to hide in the houseplant*
Z: Yeah, Rinoa. Spit it out, man!
Rn: You know about how I liberated Timber?? A year ago??
E: Yes, using your sorceress powers…I remember…so many soldiers…squealing like pigs…*cackles quietly*
Rn: Err….right. Well, they decided to name that day after their liberator…
Rj: A RINOA DAY???? *stares at her*
Rn: …And they really wanted me to be there for the festivities this afternoon; so much that they actually tried to lock me up today and keep me from coming…
Sq: …THOSE BASTARDS!!!! I'LL KI-
Rn: Squall!!!
Sq: Grrr…..
Fj: Hyne…those obsessive people…
Rn: *blushing furiously* Right, so I have to leave now….sorry about leaving early, Zell Oh, here's your present. I hope you like it. *hands Zell something*
Z: Yeah... *still staring*
Rn: Bye guys!!! *flies off (she IS a sorceress, ya know…) into the distance*
*silence*
Sf: Man….you think her being the PRINCESS of the town is weird enough…
Q: WHAT?!?!?!??!? Rinoa's a princess?!?!?!
Fj: Affirmative.
Q: Man…I feel so…unaccomplished…*runs back to the liquor cabinet*
Ma Dincht: Oh no you don't!!! I've only got five bottles left!!! *chases after her*
Z: *ahem* Now, back to where I remembered to do something…my presents!!!
MF #1: Yes…we have been waiting for that, Zell…
MF #2: Waiting…for so long…
Z: Euh…why???
MF #1: We're sorry it had to turn out this way…
MF #2: But you must know now…
MF #1&2: That…
*cloaks are thrown off*
MF #1&2: We are your parents!!!!
To be Continued….
NOTE: Ooooo!!! Guess who they are!!!! I'll get Part 5 up within the week, I promise!!!