Wow……this is at Part 5. Never thought it'd be this long, but I'll probably finish up in the next part. Thanks for reading…
…and enjoy!!!!!
*silence*
Sq: But…but you're…
E: Cloud and Tifa of FF7!!!!
Cl: Yes…we were allowed to come here due to the mercy of our Squaresoft slave dr- I mean, friends.
T: We thought that FF7 would fade after it was finished, into a mere title to be admired…
Cl: So we arranged for one of our own flesh and blood to be put in as a playable character, to continue our involvement in the FF series…
T: When we found out the new characters, except for Rinoa, were all going to be orphans, we thought this was a chance too good to pass up.
Cl: So…we left Zell in the care of Edea Kramer ever since…
Z: You KNEW, Matron?!?!?!?!?
E: Zell…Squaresoft would have written me out of FF8 if I didn't!!! You know, the pressure…
Cl: I'm so sorry, Zell.
T: You grew up to be a fine young man.
Sq: Well, I can see the resemblance…
Sf: So THAT'S why Chicken-Wuss uses gloves…*stares at Tifa* If only they had a DAUGHTER instead…
T: Ummm…we did.
Rj: Aren't WE busy??? *wink* Ya know??
Fj: Right…who is your daughter???
Cl: …Garnet.
Ci: OF FF9?!?!?!??!?!?
I(Still in the houseplant): Eeeeek!! More WOMEN!!! *quivers in the houseplant*
T: Yes, can't you tell she was adopted??? We were also negotiating about FF10…
Cl: But we failed.
T: However, Rikku is Cloud's cousin…
Cl: So we are all linked. The FFs of PS and PS2.
Sl: Why????? Why d'you want that???
T: *ahem* You don't want to ask that. *whispers* Cloud's got a condition.
Sl: REALLY??? Ooooooooooo…Mister Strife, tell us why we can't ask you for the reason you're linking all the FFs!!!!!
T: SELPHIE!!!! *sighs* Too late.
Cl: *cackle* My dear…why a silly thing to ask. But all questions deserve answers, so…
Sl: Yesyesyesyesyes????
Cl: Me…little old me…through hard work and dedication did I succeed in becoming a character, no, the MAIN character of what is thought of as a revolutionary RPG!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! * fails to notice everybody stepping away* MY LEGEND MUST LIVE ON!!!!!! IF I CANNOT BE IN EVERY FF GAME, A BIT OF ME WILL!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Ci: *panicky whisper* Somebody DO something!!! He doesn't look like he's even begun the REAL rant…*terrified of thought*
Cl: My childhood…I SACRIFICED SO MUCH!!! I……I…..HEY!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!?
Cloud mysteriously disappears into a small puff of smoke.
T: *sees everybody's shocked faces* Happens all the time when we visit Garnet. Sometimes those people at Squaresoft can be useful…Well, I'm really glad I got to see you Zell. If you want, come and visit us anytime!!! You're always welcome at my bar. Here's our present…enjoy!! *tosses a small package at Zell, waves and walks off*
Z: Bye. *turns to see Ma Dincht trying to hide by Irvine, who's STILL in the houseplant* MA!!! Did you know????
Ma Dincht: Well…I met them three years ago. They're really nice people…isn't it nice to know your parents, Zell???
Z: Well…guess so…and I get to see them…Tifa must have some really cool moves she could teach me…
Sf: And I'm sure Tifa could show ME a few of her moves too…*drools*
*POW*
Z: DISGUSTING, SEIFER!!! My BIOLOGICAL MOTHER!!! This bastard's hit a new low…
Sq: Whatever. Why don't we just open your presents now, Zell? Get this over with.
Z: Fine. *mutters* My MOTHER…no WAY Seifer's going to be MY father…*shudders of the thought*
Sl: Ooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! ZELL!!! ZELL!!! ZELL!!!! OPEN MINE!!!!! *thrusts a badly damaged package in his face*
Z: Okay…*unwraps it* What the?? It's a…Furby???
Sl: YAHYAHYAHYAHYAH!!!!!!! Isn't it CUTE?????
Furby: Baba!!! Hungee!!! Wahhh!!!
Z: …yeah…
Furby: Hungee!!! Sleepy!!! Baba!!!!
Z: …very…nice, Selphie. Thanks.
Sl: YAYYAYYAYYAY!!! You DO like it!!! Because if you DON'T…*gets out a stick of dynamite and starts grinning like crazy*
Z: Uhhh…Yes!! I LOVE it, Selphie…
Furby: BABA!!! BABA!!!! WAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Sl: WHEEEEEE!!!!!!! ZELLY-BOY LIKES MY PRESENT!!!
Z: *sighs* Who's next??
To Be Continued…
NOTE: Furby and FF8 belong to their respective owners……didn't want to say anything about Furbies before you got to read the fic. The next part WILL be up soon…