The Paper Bag
Ooooo! Goody! A Letter!
Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings? Really? Geez, all this time I thought I had exclusive rights… j-k. I don't own the plot bunnies used to create this fics, either. All of the credit goes to Skyfire. Read her fics. She's funny. I hope she appreciates that I'm plugging for her, here…
Today's Plot bunny: Aragorn gets a letter from a homicidal Warg while planting flowers near Mirkwood.
I couldn't resist this one.
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Aragorn looked up from pressing yet another pretty yellow tulip into the dirt. "Ooo! So adorable!" He cooed happily.
Here, everyone had said Mirkwood was such a dull, drear place… but after they saw the improvements he had made by planting all these bright flowers, they'd have to agree that Mirkwood was a beautiful forest!
The king of Gondor was so proud of himself! Mirkwood looked so pretty! He was sure Thranduil and Legolas would be happy to see the kingdom so bright and happy!
Aragorn looked up. A butterfly, which had mysteriously appeared when she smelled the flowers, was fluttering around. "Ooo! Butterfly!" Aragorn exclaimed happily.
He danced around and chased after the little butterfly. It stayed tantalizingly out of his reach.
Suddenly, he tripped over something. Aragorn landed face first in some mud. "Pretty mud!" Squealed the king, who was quite obviously not in his right mind.
He turned to see what had tripped him, and found an envelope in the mud. "Oooo… letter!" Aragorn squealed. He picked it up, and opened it.
The king began to read, very slowly and carefully and out loud. He sounded out every word.
"Awwwooooooooo!
Whoever gets this let it be known that the homicidal Warg of has cursed you! Grrrr! You will die soon, mark my words! ENJOY WHAT SHORT TIME LEFT ALIVE YOU HAVE!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
AWWOOOOO!!!!!!
Love, the Homicidal Warg." Aragorn read.
A dreamy look came into his eyes. "Isn't that nice?" He cooed. "All this fuss, just over little old me!"
He paused, for with his keen eyes he had spotted a frog in the water. "Frog!" He squealed.
The frog looked at him disdainfully and disappeared into the water.
"Bye!" Aragorn exclaimed, and began hopping around, imitating the amphibian. Then, he skipped away to plant more flowers.
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Oboebyrd: ^_^ Okay, couldn't resist Aragorn acting like a stoned chipmunk. It was too happy of a thought. BTW, visit Skyfire's page: http://www.geocities.com/rabid_plotbunny/ for your very own plot bunny!