A/N: I'd like to point out a few things…
Rev. Vampyre is NOT a woman…he is in a fact a GUY…to all of whom call him a her….*Looks around the crowded room* YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! Alright…I did it…I called him a chick…I'm sorry!! *Passes Rev. Vampyre a twenty sack of Hydroponics*
gWeN…Yes, it should be legalized…which is why I do my part and go to Hempfest at Edward Myrtle Park on the Seattle waterfront in the third week of August…GO TO HEMPFEST!!! YOO-HOO!! *Passes gWeN some munchie food*
*Hands out Hempfest flyers to all!!*
OR GO TO:
http://www.seattlehempfest.com/
This chapter may be a little longer than the rest of them…Hey, I'll give special brownies to the person who correctly identifies this object in their review:
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Alright, I'll shut up now…ONWARD WITH THE STORY!!! è
Kronic
Chapter 5: All good things must come to an end…
Goten searched the party for another half an hour, he even tried seeking out Paris' distinct ki signature but being over a couple hundred people in a close vicinity, everyone's ki readings blended together making it impossible to find one specific person. He couldn't even get a reading on those with sayain and evil reincarnate heritage. 'Someone would have to be damn near SSJ in order for me to get an exact ki reading and location. This is hopeless.' He thought to himself as he searched yet another room. "Has anyone seen my girlfriend, Paris?" he asked the group of guys who were chilling on the sofa. From the looks of it, they had just gotten out of the pool because the sofa was soaked!
"Yeah man." One of the five guys chuckled. "We saw her go into the changing room by the pool."
"Thanks." Goten chimed as he hurried away. 'Finally, something is actually going right!'
Marron who, out of some sort of miracle, overheard the brief conversation in bits and pieces. 'Oh what the hell, what do I have to lose?' she asked herself mentally as she made her way across the room. She nearly tripped over a passed out freshman, thus spilling half her beer. She checked his pulse, you know, just in case he got a little carried away with some 'evil' drugs. (*'Evil' Drugs in my book are those that are not herbal…shrooms are okay…*) Turns out, the kid was fine, well until he threw up all over her shoes. "Moron!" she yelled at him as she kicked him in his stomach. 'Oh, I shouldn't have done that…oh well, he deserved it! These are new shoes! Ruined, but new…' She sighed as she took off her shoes and tossed them behind her, hitting a drunk seventh grader.
"Haha! You got smacked in the face with the vomit shoe!" The seventh grader's friend laughed, then passed out…
By the looks of it, I'd say the alcohol had started effecting Marron…drastically. (*There's that word again! Drastically….~Takes out the 'Super Thesaurus' and flips through the pages~…hmm…exorbitantly…Look mom! I learned a new word! Oh wait, where was I again? ~)
"Hey guys. Haven't seen y'all for awhile." She greeted as warmly as she could, mustering up the nicest smile she could plaster on her face at the time.
"Hey Marron, what's happenin'?"
"Besides getting puked on, losing my boyfriend, hearing all sorts of weird rumors about Bura and Uubu, and not being able to find ANYONE…nothing much. What's up with you? How's college life?"
"It's good actually. Any thoughts on what college you're gonna go to next fall?" One of the guys asked.
"Nah, haven't really given it much thought." She answered a bit sheepishly. "Hey, I have question. Does anyone remember a guy be the name of Jake Goodman, would you?" she asked hopefully.
"Ah, good ole' Jake! Yeah, we saw him just few moments ago. Why, what's he to you?" Another guy answered heartily as he took another swig off the whiskey bottle.
"He's my boyfriend. Where'd you see him?"
A look of uneasiness crossed the faces of Marron's older guy friends, the silence added to the tension that covered them like a thick blanket. "We saw him entering the changing room by the pool." The biggest of the five guys answered uneasily. The five guys were all big, ranging from 190-300 pounds, body fat to bare minimums, and heights ranging from 6-7 feet. They weren't football players or preps or gangsters, just your average weight lifting stoner…yup, and not all that bad looking from Marron's point of view.
"Okay thanks! I'll see you guys around then!" She said happily.
"Actually, we'll come along with you. After all, it's been awhile since we've been able to talk to him." One of the guys offered.
"All man, I don't want to move!" One of the guys whined. The biggest and tallest of the group smacked him in the arm and made a suggestive gesture. After receiving an odd look from Marron, she left; the five guys started out of the room after her…anticipating a fight.
~Executive Part of Capsule Corp.~
The four teens were on a mission! Bura taking up the lead as she stormed down the corridor in such a manner that it would even make Vegeta even more proud of his only daughter. "Bura, where are we going?" Uubu asked, but Bura didn't answer; she only quickened her pace.
"I have an idea where." Trunks sighed as he took hold of Pan's hand.
~By the Pool~
Goten opened the door to the changing room, what he saw is what he expected. Paris smashed with some guy doing the thing that they once thought was sacred with one another. This did not bother him one bit, after all, he was supposed to break up with her tonight anyway; if anything this should only make it easier.
"Goten! Oh my Kami! I can explain! See this guy…" Paris started ranting. Nevertheless, Goten was not paying attention as he kept his impassive glare fixed on her; this it until he notice who she was with.
"Jake?" Goten gasped unintentionally as his face screwed up at the sight in front of him. 'Paris, with some guy…okay…some guy being Jake….Marron's boyfriend….not okay…Marron's boyfriend is screwing around with my girlfriend…interesting…' he thought to himself. He didn't even realize that his ki was rising once again. The more he though about it, and the faster that the two scrambled to get their clothes back on only seemed to make him madder. Just the thought that Jake could be unfaithful to one of his best friends was intolerable and unjustified…it was that thought that made his blood boil and his skin burn. 'This is unacceptable! Paris, yes, everyone knew she's a two dollar whore these days, but Jake?! Jake! He always seemed like such a nice person, now he is actually cheating on Marron with Paris? What an idiot! Marron is a much better catch than Paris any day! How could he?! No, Marron is too good a friend to be hurt by this cheating asshole. Too good!'
~In the Hallway, By the Pool~
Marron stopped dead in her tracks, causing the five guys to run in the back of her. They were amazed that they didn't knock her over, after all, they were walking at a considerably fast pace. "That power!" She exclaimed. 'Hold on, Goten, Paris, changing room…Paris…unfaithful…Jake…drunk…in the changing room…' she mentally derived a conclusion. "Oh shit!" she screamed, "Goten!" was the first thing that escaped her mouth as she darted out the doors to the pool.
~Executive Part of Capsule Corp.~
"How does this fucking piece of shit work?!" Bura cried out in frustration.
"See, this is why mom's giving me the company and not you." Trunks grinned as he gently shoved his little sister, who just happened to be in the same grade as him, out of the way. "Volume at maximum…all speakers on…etc….etc….etc…There you go lil sis! Just push and hold that button right there and WALA!" he instructed. Bura pushed him out of the way in the same fashion that he did to her not even two minutes ago.
~Back at the Pool!~
(*A/N: All this running around is getting tiresome…better take a break.*)
(Batman music starts playing…dodadoladuladudaDODO...DODO...DODO! On with Show!)
"What the hell is going on here?!" Marron screamed upon seeing Paris and Jake alone in the changing room with Goten…damn near SSJ. The five guys that followed Marron outside, stood back and found a themselves a couple of lawn chairs as they passed around a midnight black glass bong among themselves.
"Alright fuckheads, listen up!" a female voice boomed out from the speakers overhead that were wired through the intercom system that ran all through Capsule Corp. The music stopped while most people stopped what they were doing to see where the voice was coming from; except for the four who were all keeping their gazes intent on another; Marron and Goten both had looks to kill while Paris and Goten tried not to shit their pants. "This is Bura Bulma Briefs speaking and it seems that SOME of you have been talking about Uubu and myself! I'd like to make one thing VERY clear to all of you! WE DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT have Syphilis! Not now, not in the past, not ever! So shut up about it!" Everyone who was listening knew that she were serious by the tone of her voice. "Now, here's my good friend, who would also like to set the record straight." She said sweetly.
Jake shifted uncomfortably, "Listen…"
"Shut up!" Goten yelled.
"This is Pan Son. I don't know how or when or why the rumor started about Trunks knocking me up, but when I find the person who started it, I will personally rip their fucking heads off!" Pan yelled angrily through out the intercom.
"In other words people, that rumor is also NOT true: meaning she is not, and was never pregnant." Trunks stated almost humorously. After all, seeing Pan and his sister all worked up could very well be a comical sight to see.
"And that's the truth!" Uubu said. "Now Party on and get fucking wasted! Drugs, sex and rock'n'roll forever!"
At the end of their friends' little 'commentary' Marron promptly pounced on Paris while Goten grabbed Jake's shirt and slammed him against the wall. "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" people chanted.
~Back in the Executive part of Capsule Corp.~
"That felt soooooooo goooooood!" Bura squeaked. Trunks and Uubu gave each other their 'manly' high five and bumped chests.
"Sorry to burst you bubbles, but Marron's and Goten's ki just sky rocketed." Pan stated simply as she jumped out of the window and hurried to her friends.
"This can't be good." Uubu sighed as he followed Bura and Trunks out the window.
~Back at the Pool~
Paris somehow got free of Marron's patented death grip and managed to slap her across the face. This action only infuriated Marron further. Paris, who was still clad in just her bra and panties (*I just wrote 'panties'…what is this world coming to?*), found herself pushed into the pool. She came up and grabbed Marron's ankles, pulling her into the watery abyss with her. Catcalls and whistles sounded from around the pool as men of all ages came to watch to two women struggling with each other in the pool. "Die bitch!" Marron yelled as she punched Paris in the gut, but the friction of the water slowed the impact, making its effect not as grand…but overall, Paris was struggling to get the wind back in her lungs.
"Why the fuck are you cheating on Marron?!" Goten yelled in the face of Jake, who was now on the ground. Goten still had a hold on his shirt with one hand on using the other to punch his face. "She's too good for you, you lying sack of shit!" he spat, making sure he let his spit fly out of his mouth before smacking him against the concrete once more.
Before anyone new it, Trunks and Uubu were there pulling Goten off Jake, who was now bleeding from his nose and mouth, had two black eyes and probably a concussion. "Fucker! I swear to you if I ever see you again!!" Goten yelled. While Trunks and Uubu were trying to hold him back, Jake took this opportunity to get a few punches in on his own. Goten broke free of his friends hold and slammed Jake back into the wall. This time only Trunks pulled him away while Uubu restrained Jake from stealing any more cheap shots.
"Now just calm the fuck down alright!" Trunks yelled at both them.
Pan and Bura made their way through the crowd of men and stood on the edge of the pool. "I guess we have to jump in and save Paris from an untimely demise." Pan smirked.
"But, I just bought these pants, they'll be ruined!" Bura sighed. After one look from Pan, Bura shrugged and jumped in. Pan shortly followed her in; much to the pleasure of all the men.
"Damn! This party just gets better and better!" A guy hollered enthusiastically. "First, I find pot and a pipe laying around, then I did the longest keg stand and now, there's four soaked girls fighting in the pool! Right on!"
Bura swam over to restrain Paris while Pan took on the challenge of getting Marron under control. All three of Z girls were known for their short tempers and extreme strength, once you piss one of them off, there's no stopping the storm that's sure to follow. "Let me go! I'll kill her! I'll fucking kill her! Nobody messes with Goten like that! You hear me you cheap, easy, no class, third rate ho! NOBODY!" Marron screamed passionately as Pan swam to the edge of the pool where a couple of guys helped them out.
Bura was having a little less trouble with Paris, although was having difficulties trying to keep her head above the water. "What did you call me you dumb blonde bitch!" Paris screamed back as Bura swam closer to edge.
(A/N: Hey now Paris! Don't bash blondes or I may want in on the action…)
Within moments, everyone was out of the pool and/or restrained for someone else's safety. Once again, the six teenagers find themselves in a very familiar position. Trunks still had a hold of Goten, Uubu had a hold of Jake, while Pan had Marron and Bura had Paris with a crowd of people surrounding them yet again.
Some of the crowd was still chanting, "Fight! Fight! Fight!" while others were chanting "Cat Fight! Cat fight! First one naked loses!" while others were just trying to light up their joints…
"Marron, just let me explain!" Jake pleaded.
Marron was looking awful, her hair that she had done up all nice was now plastered to face and horribly out of place, her make up was smeared and mascara was running not to mention she was soaked to the bone. "No!" She shouted. "It's over Jake! I never want to you call or come around again! Just leave!"
Uubu let go of Jake, causing Goten to stir in Trunks grasp. He was about to open his mouth to say something, anything to save his ass but the second he opened his mouth… "JUST LEAVE!" Marron yelled more forcefully trying to keep herself from crying.
"Goten, sweetie, it really wasn't what it looked like…" Paris started.
"Oh really." Goten said sarcastically through gritted teeth.
"See I was…"
"Just shut up Paris! I'm tired of your hair-brained excuses! Just leave! It's over!" Goten was nearing SSJ all over again. Bura let go Paris, who brushed off her shoulders as if Bura carried some sort of flesh eating virus, made her way over to Goten, and slapped his face.
"Bitch!" Marron screamed, as she broke free of Pan's grip and tackled Paris, punching her repeatedly on her face until she looked a lot like Jake did. Pan, Bura and Uubu all pried Marron off Paris for the second time that night.
"Just leave before you lose whatever amount of pride you have left, if you have any." Pan warned, "Or I may just let her go." She teased.
Paris shrugged her shoulders as she got up off the ground, her bra strap was torn and she had bruises all over her face and arms and legs and stomach and anywhere she was not bruised she was bleeding. Everyone noticed that Jake had already vacated the vicinity, Paris suddenly got a little bit more nervous remembering that she took the city here. "Jake wait up! Can I get a ride?" Paris called as she ran out of Capsule Corp.
"Kami!" Goten shouted as Trunks let go of him.
"Is this what it takes to get us all together?" Marron asked trying to lighten the mood, especially her own with a small smart-allec remark.
"We'll take Goten to calm down, while you girls take Marron to get changed, you all look like hell." Trunks smirked. The three girls threw him a bitter look as Bura and Pan wrapped their arms around Marron and walked into Capsule Corp. and up the stairs to Bura's room. Pan made a pit stop in Trunks' room to grab some of her clothes.
Trunks and Uubu coaxed Goten out into the middle of the yard where no one would hear their conversation. "What was that all about?" Uubu asked curiously.
Goten started to walk away. "Don't worry about it." Goten stated, obviously still seething over the recent events.
"Hey man, we're trying to help." Uubu called after him. He was about to go after him, but Trunks grabbed his arm.
"Just let him go." Trunks sighed.
Goten entered Capsule Corp. through another door and went straight to the bar. He shifted around and found a bottle a Jack Daniels. 'Why did I get so upset? I wasn't even really all that upset about Paris, it was Jake…Marron…' he thought sadly as he drowned himself in liquor, ignoring the stares from the other occupants at the party.
~Upstairs~
Pan and Bura had already changed while Marron busied herself with the hair dryer. Once her hair was dried, they tried to talk to her, but Marron didn't hear anything, just an assortment of mumbled words that sounded like a annoying humming noise. She was too engulfed in her own thoughts to notice or care that her two best girlfriends were trying to talk and comfort her. She made her way to the closet and found a suitable outfit.
'Jake, you bastard.' She thought to herself. 'Paris, that no good piece of shit. Poor Goten, I'm so sorry.' She thought broken-heartedly as she brushed out her hair in front of Bura's vanity mirror. 'Goten…' she thought as the image of him and her together played in her mind repeatedly. He was holding her close in his protective arms kissing her forehead lovingly as she smiled and played with his hair.
Bura shaking her shoulders cut her daydream short. "Are you alright? You've been staring like a zombie for the past five minutes…not moving at all…it was a bit…"
"Creepy." Pan finished off. "Are you really okay?" she asked full of concern.
"Yeah. I'll be fine." Marron said a little weaker than she had meant to. "I just want to be alone right now." She stated as she set the silver plated baby brush on the table before walking out of the room.
Bura and Pan sighed as they sat down on the bed; both their faces were full of concern. Pan grimaced at the thought Paris and Jake…together…in…an…intimate way.
"This is one of those moments where we need to smoke a bowl." Bura opened her nightstand drawer, pulled out her glass pipe, and loaded a bowl.
"A batch of special brownies says that Goten and Marron hook up tonight." Pan stated almost emotionlessly as Bura handed her the pipe.
"I'll take you on that bet." Bura countered after she exhaled the smoke.
~Downstairs~
Marron found herself walking straight to the bar and subconsciously found the bottle of Everclear. She looked over her shoulder and noticed that Goten sat in the secluded corner away from everyone else. She made her way over to him and sat down. "Hey." She greeted grimly.
"Hey." He greeted in the same fashion.
"This party blows." She stated before taking a swig off her bottle.
"Tell me about it."
~Elsewhere~
The 'Ultimate Party Hookah' that Bura handcrafted for the party sat on the coffee table in the living room, totally forgotten by the Z teens (*And the author…I feel so bad!*). A crowd of seniors from Orange Star high school surrounded it as they loaded another bowl. Their goal, hotbox Capsule Corp, they were almost successful; everyone was doing their jobs, there was at least a bong, a pipe, and a hookah in every room. "Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!" the crowd, surrounding those who were enjoying themselves with Bura's handy work, were chanting until they exhaled. "Hell yeah!"
"Alright, I think, I think I'm done for now." A small and skinny sophomore boy said as he backed away and passed out on the sofa.
"Dude, that guy is sooo fuct up." Another guy stated.
"I'm not backing down." A girl who was currently a junior stated. "I'm going to smoke myself sober, then I'm gonna smoke myself stupid!" She said eagerly as she loaded another bowl. She was sitting on a comfy bean bag, lounging and being very relaxed. She was wearing a pair of old and torn flares, a dark grey thermal top with wholes for her thumbs with a black tee-shit over it with the word, "Got Pot?" in white lettering. She had about three hemp necklaces, a hemp bracelet, and a pair of black Vans on her feet. A black and green beanie covered the top of her head; her blonde hair fell to about shoulder length. "Hey Alex, come join me!" she said holding up a free hose.
"Right on." Alex smirked. "How's it going Katrisha?" he asked as he too got in on the community bowl, leaving Max's side for the first time since the party started.
"Pretty good. How you feeling?" Katrisha asked.
"Better now." He grinned. "Is someone going to light this?" he asked after the lack of bics flicking.
"SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!" The crowd chimed.
"After the party's over, you want to join me at Shari's for coffee?" Alex offered.
"All the cops hang out there at this time in the morning." Katrisha stated. "Sure, I'd love too. Damn pigs, they can't do a damn thing to us if we don't have anything on us." She grinned.
"Great." Alex smirked as he linked his arm around her shoulder.
~Sometime later~
As the kegs spat out nothing but foam and the pipes, bongs and hookahs held nothing but ashes in the bowls, the die-hard partiers had to call it quits. Katrisha, who had lived up to her word and smoked herself sober, then stupid, went to Shari's with Alex. Max had to hurry home before the sun rises and his father wakes up. Marron's five guys friends returned to their summer house by the lake, all stoned and drunk off their asses. Paris returned to her house, only to be caught by her father, who was waiting for her all night. Jake really did get a concussion so his mother drove him to the hospital; afraid of what Goten may do to him if he filed a police report, he declined and said that he fell, the same with Paris, who's father had taken her to the hospital also.
Trunks, Pan, Bura, and Uubu sat around in the kitchen sharing a pot of coffee. Each one more tired than the other. "Tonight wasn't a complete loose, right?" Bura asked as she leaned into Uubu's embrace.
"Nah, I don't think so. We did have some fun right?" Uubu asked.
"Yeah." Trunks agreed.
"Next time, lets have the party in not so big place." Pan stated after remembering the troubles everyone had trying to find one another. "Not to mention, we'll be stuck cleaning all day tomorrow." She yawned as she looked around and noticed that the kitchen would take about a few hours for a normal human.
Bura pushed a button and let the cleaning droids to most of the work as they slept. (*A/N: Hey! Most of the stories out there have them…why can't I?*)
Trunks leaned down and pressed his lips against Pan's temple. "Come on, let's go to bed."
"Yeah, that doesn't sound like all that bad of an idea." Pan agreed.
"Wait!" Bura called after them. "Where's Marron and Goten?"
Pan smirked. "If my guess is right, you'll be making me special brownies." She grinned.
"Maybe." Bura agreed. "Good night you two." She called as Trunks wrapped his arm around Pan's waist and yawned. "Come on, they have a good idea."
A/N: Well, that's the end of the Party…but there's still at least one more chapter before I say "the end." Thanks to everyone who reviewed…I'm just too lazy to actually copy and paste your names down below…This chapter took way too long…