Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or places mentioned in this song parody. They are the property of JRR Tolkien's estate.


Sung to "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"

Aggie the lead Nazgûl
Had a very shiny crown (It had a fell light!)
And if you ever saw him
You would want to leave town (Like a Ent was after you!)

All of the other Nazgûl
Obeyed his every whim (He was the lieutenant!)
And if he ever stabbed you
You would be controlled by him (Sorry Frodo!)

Then one hot and firey day
Sauron came to say (Bwa, ha, ha!)
Agmar with your force so strong
You will go and lead my throng (Really ugly orcs!)

O, then he went to Gondor
This mighty witch king (He was a sorcerer!)
And then he was defeated
By a woman and halfling (Merry and Eowyn!)