Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or places mentioned in this song parody. They are the property of JRR Tolkien's estate.


Sung to "Do your ears hang low?"

Is your ring evil?
Was it made in a volcano?
Does it sometimes seem to shrink?
Does it sometimes seem to grow?
Does it make you invisible?
Does the world it help some rule?
Is your ring evil?

Was your ring evil?
Was it pursued by Smeagol?
Was it always on your mind?
Did it weigh upon your soul?
Was it nearly impossible to destroy it?
Was it accidentally cast into a firey pit?

Barad-dur goes Boom Boom!