Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or places mentioned in this song parody. They are the property of JRR Tolkien's estate.


Sung to "La Cucharacha"

The dark lord Sauron
The dark lord Sauron
He is very, very mean
Because he's evil, and he has red-eye
And he has lost his favorite ring

Oh, the dark lord Sauron
Is a person very powerful
But ironically he was destroyed
By a gardener and a hobbit named Frodo
And Sme-a-gol...