The One With the Game Show
By: Jordan Forman

(Ross runs into central perk very happily and very energetic. He runs up to the couch where the rest of "the gang" is sitting. He jumps up and down.)

ROSS
Guess what guys!

RACHEL
You married another lesbian? What a surprise! Congrats!

(Rachel is sitting on the couch next to Monica. Her belly is big; the baby must be due soon.)

ROSS
No! That's not it! (Pauses) Fatty!

(Ross sticks his tongue out at Rachel, while she sticks her tongue out.)

ROSS
I' m going to be on who wants to be a millionaire!

(Joey jumps out of his seat.)

JOEY
Oh! I do! I do!

MONICA
He wasn't asking if you wanted to be a millionaire… he was saying he is going to be on the game show, hosted by Regis Philbin.

JOEY
Isn't that the guy who sells the clear eyes stuff?

MONICA
No! That's Ben Stein, from Win Ben Stein's money.

(With a puzzled look on his face…) JOEY
Right…

CHANDLER
So when are they filming the show?

ROSS
Tonight.
PHEOBE
That is so cool! You know I was on a game show once.

RACHEL
Really Pheebs?

PHEOBE
Yeah.

RACHEL
What game show?

PHEOBE
The dollar eighty five-beauty show. Boy did the money get me some good dtuff while I was on the streets. That's how I bought my barrelhouse.

(Then out of nowhere Joey speaks.)

JOEY
So wait… Regis Philbin is the old British lady, who's really mean, who says, "You are the weakest link, goodbye!"

(Sarcastically) CHANDLER
Yes Joey!

JOEY
Now I know who she is… it didn't take me that long.

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU THAT IT WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY….