MONICA
So did you pick your lifelines yet? Am I one of them?
ROSS
Yes you are! In fact you all are. Monica is food.
(Joey interrupts)
JOEY
Hey! That's not fair I know food better than Monica.
RACHEL
They aren't going to ask what three meats are on a subway Italian sub. They are going to ask questions about chefs and stuff.
JOEY
Oh. I see. So what lifeline am I?
ROSS
Sports and Television. Chandler is business, math and all that other smart stuff.
(Rachel interrupts.)
RACHEL
So I'm not smart?
ROSS
No. (Pauses) You're fat. Also you are my fashion lifeline.
RACHEL
I could live with that. Also, you know I'm not sure if you have called your son fat more times than you called Moncia that.
MONICA (offended)
Hey!
RACHEL
Sorry Mon.
ROSS
Anyways, that leaves Pheebs with Music.
PHOEBE
OOO, Yay! Speaking of music… my talent on the game show was singing "smelly cat". Then someone in the crowd called me a dirty whore. Then I kicked her ass, and took my dollar eighty-five.
(Phoebe giggles.)
So did you pick your lifelines yet? Am I one of them?
ROSS
Yes you are! In fact you all are. Monica is food.
(Joey interrupts)
JOEY
Hey! That's not fair I know food better than Monica.
RACHEL
They aren't going to ask what three meats are on a subway Italian sub. They are going to ask questions about chefs and stuff.
JOEY
Oh. I see. So what lifeline am I?
ROSS
Sports and Television. Chandler is business, math and all that other smart stuff.
(Rachel interrupts.)
RACHEL
So I'm not smart?
ROSS
No. (Pauses) You're fat. Also you are my fashion lifeline.
RACHEL
I could live with that. Also, you know I'm not sure if you have called your son fat more times than you called Moncia that.
MONICA (offended)
Hey!
RACHEL
Sorry Mon.
ROSS
Anyways, that leaves Pheebs with Music.
PHOEBE
OOO, Yay! Speaking of music… my talent on the game show was singing "smelly cat". Then someone in the crowd called me a dirty whore. Then I kicked her ass, and took my dollar eighty-five.
(Phoebe giggles.)