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Chapter Two

They had arrived at Hogwarts, finally! James and his friends, with Lily, ran off the train toward the humongous school. Suddenly, Lily bumped into someone and fell onto the stone steps.
"Why look, it's a little mudblooded redhead. I wonder, was your family rich enough to send you?"
Lily glared upwards and in pure fury, broke the sneering boy's nose into three pieces with a fierce punch. James and his friends were jumping up and down like cheerleaders and were congratulating Lily, greatly.
"Way to go, Lily!"
"Didn't know you had it in you!"
"Don't punch me next!" yelled Sirius, as Lily chased after him, faking eagerness.
Suddenly, Sirius tripped and Lily fell on top of him.
"Oof! You great oaf! Why'd you fall?"
"Because of this great monstrously hairy leg of course!" Sirius looked up and found himself staring into the stern face of Professor McGonagall. He gulped, visibly and began apoligizing profusely.
"Oh great beautiful, merciful mistress of Hogwarts. Excuse my dirty and unworthy tongue of your presence. And now by your leave, I shall go." With that, Sirius ran off like a drunk alcoholic and hid behind his friends, staring at the opposite direction of the professor.
"Lily, did you think I really scared him?"
Lily looked up and saw the polyjuice potion's effects wear off to reveal her best friend, Xeria, and smiled. Both of them high-fived and looked at Sirius. He was still glancing around for the stern professor, not noticing anything at all. He spotted the `real' professor standing at the door leading to the Great Halls and gulped again. The girls were laughing their heads off at Sirius and couldn't stand up properly. They staggered to the nearest table and sat down to rest themselves and looked around. They were at the Slytherin's table! Afer noticing, they jumped up and ran to the middle of the hall and stood there, waiting to be sorted. (A/N: Don't want to write a song because I suck at composing.)

After the Sorting~

"Do you think the professor's going to kill me?" said Sirius meekly, looking at his friends. He had told them what happened and they were STILL laughing at him.
"Don't worry, at least she didn't give you a detention!"
Sirius sighed and looked down at his schedule and shrieked. He was going to have Transfiguration for the first class! His friends looked over his shoulder and started cracking up again. He sighed and went into the portrait hole, using the password `Scary Hairy'.

The Next Day~

Xeria caught up with Sirius in the hallway and smiled at him.
"So how was Professor McGonagall?"
Sirius looked at her glumly, "Don't ask."
Suddenly, his head jerked back to Xeria and he narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
"How'd you know about the professor?"
She shrugged.
"The whole school does."
He went back into his gloomy state and trudged on toward the dining hall.

Later in the dorms~

"Guess what!" yelled James excitedly, as he popped into the room.
All the boys looked at him once and turned back to their game, automatically.
"No really, it's important. Sirius start thinking about a new plan on revenge for the girls."
"Why?"
"Because of this. Didn't know Xeria was so messy." James' smirk grew wider as Sirius read the paper handed to him by the nosy James.
"It's a polyjuice potion recipe! How'd you get it James? It's supposed to be in the restricted section!"
"Can't you tell that's not my writing?"
Sirius scrutinized it closely, "Why, it's Xeria's! That wench! She is so going to have it this time!" (A/N: Xeria's writing is sort of cursive and printing mixed. She has a peculiar way to write. Drats, why'd he have to find the note!)
Sirius and James started grinning evilly and filled the others in on what they had found.
"Are you sure you want to trick the girls? I mean, they're probably going to avoid the traps. They're pretty smart you know. I'm sometimes their study buddy and I SHOULD know." Remus glanced cautiously at the two of them.
"Don't worry, you don't have to help if you want to. Since you like, ahem, so much."
Remus turned bright red and moved away from the group of boys, scowling madly.
"Thanks a lot Sirius. Now you have earned my distrust for eternity!"
The group of boys grinned and started the plan for the their revenge.
"Now, let's see_." Sirius started.

A/N: Sorry! Cliffhanger! Please review it so I can continue it in a way to satisfy your curiousity. I like to know your opinions, then I can get more ideas for this! Who does Remus like? Give me some ideas. Find out in the next chapter. Sorry so short! ^_^