(Back at Joey's apartment.)

JOEY
This is so boring. Why do we have to stay in the apartment all night?

CHANDLER
Because, if Ross calls and needs our help then we need to be here.

PHOEBE
Hey guys, do you want to hear my new song?

RACHEL
Sure Pheebs, what's it about.

PHOEBE
That dollar eighty-five-beauty show.

(Phoebe with guitar in hand, starts playing.)

PHOEBE
Back in the day when I was poor,
Everybody thought that I was a whore.
I was very skinny and I was always nude,
And all that I needed was a little food.
So I went on this show to win me some money,
Then when I won two dollars it was funny.
Suddenly some bitch jumped out of the crowd,
She shouted that I was whore really loud.
Then I kicked ass and broke her nose,
And that's how my beauty story goes.

(Everyone is silent.)

RAHCEL
That was great Pheebs.
ALL
Yup that was really good.

RAHCEL
The baby just kicked, he must have liked your song.

PHOEBE
Ooo. Yay! So what do you want to do now?

CHANDLER
We could play cards.

PHOEBE
I can't play cards. My dead grandma yelled at me last time I did that.

CHANDLER
Ok. No cards.

JOEY
We could play strip poker.

CHANDLER
And what do you need to play strip poker?

JOEY
Hot chicks.

CHANDER
And cards…

JOEY
Oh yea. Do we still have that happy days game from Montauk?

RACHEL
Joey, do you really want to play a game where you get to see a pregnant woman naked?

JOEY
Good point. Why don't we call in for a pizza?

CHANDLER
We can't use the phone!

RACHEL
This is like seclusion.

PHOEBE
Smelly cat, smelly cat,
What are they feeding you?

ALL
Smelly cat, Smelly cat,
It's not your fault!