A/N: Tada! Told you I'll write a BRAND NEW chap! Yay! Now you get to
find out what Sirius did and why it's so 'serious'! You have been warned
and do not kill me if I told you it's very….weird and surprising! Okay,
ahem, now announcing the next chapter that's specially staring the wicked
SIRIUS!!!!!
D: Hate these things. You all know what I'm going to say…..DIE DIE DIE!!! J/k. *says in monotone* nothings mine all of it is someone elses *sighs*. *perks up* BUT XERIA'S MINE!!!
Chapter Four
Continuing from the girl's dorm ~
Xeria was STILL screaming when the others came into the dorm. Lily was ahead of all the others and had bumped into a black cloak when she entered. She looked up and saw the most loathing, most hideous face she had ever seen, it was…Professor Xalmer with hideous pink hair and dung-colored eyes! He was covered with freckles and *gasp* had grown a foot-long goatee in one night!!! (A/N: The potion teacher normally has dark green hair and black eyes. The most disgusting fact is that it's all NATURAL! Yuck!)
She heard someone guffawing and turned to see Sirius standing nearby, laughing his face off.
"It actually WORKED! My first most clever plan actually became complete. This is the last day before the destructive asteroid strikes! (A/N: Where'd he learn the word 'asteroid'?) This is the day when Xeria shall kiss meeeee….."
"WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING? ALSO, WHY THE HELL AM I GOING TO KISS YOU, YOU…..BLACK-HAIRED BIMBO!"
"Geez, I just added that for effect. Well, it was worth it. SINCE I MADE XERIA SCREAM LIKE A BANSHEE!"
"I DO NOT!"
Someone coughed and they all turned to the multi-colored, extremely mad professor.
"Will someone explain why I am here?" he said in a deathly calm voice. (A/N: Oooo…)
Sirius' eyes opened wide and he gulped even louder than the time with McGonagall.
"Um…sir? Why are you playing around in the girl's dorm?" asked a slightly panting James, who just appeared with Remus and Peter trailing behind.
"I was not 'playing around' as you say it, Potter! I have enough of you and your so-called pranks! Come on, we're going to Dumbledore!"
James and his friends groaned loudly, this was the second time in one day! However, Lily and Xeria were cheering silently.
"You too, Evans, Lihan (A/N: Wow, I just found out that I didn't even mention Xeria's last name even once in these three chapters! Fascinating…)." The two girls groaned and followed.
Dumbledore's office ~
The headmaster looked up when the marauders and the very angry professor entered.
He sighed and said, "James, I told you I'll speak to the professor a little later. Couldn't you have waited just a little longer?"
He watched as James fidgeted under his gaze and realized that he was up to something again. That was also when he realized that the professor had a 'new' appearance. The headmaster laughed, but cut off quickly, as to no offend the teacher of his potion subject.
"Now, Procifus, what have they done?"
James couldn't contain his snigger at the potion teacher's first name. Professor Xalmer glared at him for five minutes before talking.
"Well, Potter and his friends were 'hitting' on the girls and I managed to keep them apart for some moments. Before they started hexing me."
The boys' jaws dropped wide open, so did the girls'. The professor smirked widely and waited for the headmaster's answer.
Dumbledore frowned for a moment before speaking, "Are you sure that's what happened? I mean judging by these students' reactions that's not what happened?"
"You take student reactions over the judgements of professors?"
Dumbledore frowned again and looked over at the 'students'.
"Just let them off for once, won't you Procifus? Now leave, I must get back to my work."
The potion master seethed inwardly and angry motioned for the trouble- makers to exit and followed.
In the hall ~
"What in the world did you do Sirius?"
"Well, I managed to get some of that powder thingy that professors have and summoned him by accident. See, I was proving to Xeria how omniscient I was, wasn't I?" (A/N: In my thinking, dorms have fireplaces.)
"Yeah, you were SO proving how omnisciently dumb you were."
Sirius scowled playfully and ran off, looking for another victim.
James and Remus sighed, they had enough running for one day. Instead, they decided on…
"Let's go play Quidditch! Come on Lily, Xeria! Please?"
The boys began begging the two girls with big puppy eyes, which looked VERY weird.
"You know, those kind of eyes REALLY don't fit you. Try something else next time. But still, since we're so 'kind-hearted' we agree, right Xeria."
Xeria grinned and nodded.
Then the four marauders ran off toward the Quidditch field. However, not before they heard Sirius cursing about in some other room….
A/N: Sorry! I just love endings with Sirius! He's so adorable! Well, this one was short! I admit. That sucks. I'll try harder next time! Luv y'all!!!!!
D: Hate these things. You all know what I'm going to say…..DIE DIE DIE!!! J/k. *says in monotone* nothings mine all of it is someone elses *sighs*. *perks up* BUT XERIA'S MINE!!!
Chapter Four
Continuing from the girl's dorm ~
Xeria was STILL screaming when the others came into the dorm. Lily was ahead of all the others and had bumped into a black cloak when she entered. She looked up and saw the most loathing, most hideous face she had ever seen, it was…Professor Xalmer with hideous pink hair and dung-colored eyes! He was covered with freckles and *gasp* had grown a foot-long goatee in one night!!! (A/N: The potion teacher normally has dark green hair and black eyes. The most disgusting fact is that it's all NATURAL! Yuck!)
She heard someone guffawing and turned to see Sirius standing nearby, laughing his face off.
"It actually WORKED! My first most clever plan actually became complete. This is the last day before the destructive asteroid strikes! (A/N: Where'd he learn the word 'asteroid'?) This is the day when Xeria shall kiss meeeee….."
"WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING? ALSO, WHY THE HELL AM I GOING TO KISS YOU, YOU…..BLACK-HAIRED BIMBO!"
"Geez, I just added that for effect. Well, it was worth it. SINCE I MADE XERIA SCREAM LIKE A BANSHEE!"
"I DO NOT!"
Someone coughed and they all turned to the multi-colored, extremely mad professor.
"Will someone explain why I am here?" he said in a deathly calm voice. (A/N: Oooo…)
Sirius' eyes opened wide and he gulped even louder than the time with McGonagall.
"Um…sir? Why are you playing around in the girl's dorm?" asked a slightly panting James, who just appeared with Remus and Peter trailing behind.
"I was not 'playing around' as you say it, Potter! I have enough of you and your so-called pranks! Come on, we're going to Dumbledore!"
James and his friends groaned loudly, this was the second time in one day! However, Lily and Xeria were cheering silently.
"You too, Evans, Lihan (A/N: Wow, I just found out that I didn't even mention Xeria's last name even once in these three chapters! Fascinating…)." The two girls groaned and followed.
Dumbledore's office ~
The headmaster looked up when the marauders and the very angry professor entered.
He sighed and said, "James, I told you I'll speak to the professor a little later. Couldn't you have waited just a little longer?"
He watched as James fidgeted under his gaze and realized that he was up to something again. That was also when he realized that the professor had a 'new' appearance. The headmaster laughed, but cut off quickly, as to no offend the teacher of his potion subject.
"Now, Procifus, what have they done?"
James couldn't contain his snigger at the potion teacher's first name. Professor Xalmer glared at him for five minutes before talking.
"Well, Potter and his friends were 'hitting' on the girls and I managed to keep them apart for some moments. Before they started hexing me."
The boys' jaws dropped wide open, so did the girls'. The professor smirked widely and waited for the headmaster's answer.
Dumbledore frowned for a moment before speaking, "Are you sure that's what happened? I mean judging by these students' reactions that's not what happened?"
"You take student reactions over the judgements of professors?"
Dumbledore frowned again and looked over at the 'students'.
"Just let them off for once, won't you Procifus? Now leave, I must get back to my work."
The potion master seethed inwardly and angry motioned for the trouble- makers to exit and followed.
In the hall ~
"What in the world did you do Sirius?"
"Well, I managed to get some of that powder thingy that professors have and summoned him by accident. See, I was proving to Xeria how omniscient I was, wasn't I?" (A/N: In my thinking, dorms have fireplaces.)
"Yeah, you were SO proving how omnisciently dumb you were."
Sirius scowled playfully and ran off, looking for another victim.
James and Remus sighed, they had enough running for one day. Instead, they decided on…
"Let's go play Quidditch! Come on Lily, Xeria! Please?"
The boys began begging the two girls with big puppy eyes, which looked VERY weird.
"You know, those kind of eyes REALLY don't fit you. Try something else next time. But still, since we're so 'kind-hearted' we agree, right Xeria."
Xeria grinned and nodded.
Then the four marauders ran off toward the Quidditch field. However, not before they heard Sirius cursing about in some other room….
A/N: Sorry! I just love endings with Sirius! He's so adorable! Well, this one was short! I admit. That sucks. I'll try harder next time! Luv y'all!!!!!