(Back at the studio.)
REGIS
I'm sorry Allison we can only give you 1,000 dollars. Anyways, lets go on to our second fastest finger question. List these cities in geographical order starting from Asia and heading west. Las Vegas, London, Jerusalem, and New York.
(Ross quickly punches in the answers.)
REGIS
And only one person got that question right, Ross Geller. Come Ross be the next contestant on, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
(Ross sits in the chair across from Regis.)
REGIS
So Ross, big geography person?
ROSS
No, actually I suck at it!
(Regis starts to laugh.)
REGIS
I can tell you are a really funny one Ross.
ROSS
I was joking.
REGIS
Sure Ross, then how did u get that question right?
ROSS
Well, I'm Jewish so I know where Jerusalem is. I live in New York.
REGIS
Las Vegas, and London?
ROSS
I just knew it, can we get on with the game?
REGIS
Not until we say hi to your sister Monica.
MONICA
Hi Regis, am I on TV?
REGIS
You sure are.
MONICA
Hi mom, Hi dad. Everyone from high school, this is Monica Geller and I am not fat anymore!
REGIS
Ok. I think we should get this game started.
(Later at the studio.)
REGIS
Ross, come on, just use your phone a friend. You aren't actually going to guess for 250,000 dollars.
ROSS
You are right, I'd like to use my phone a friend.
REGIS
Who would you like me to call?
ROSS
Chandler Bing.
REGIS
Excuse me. Is that actually someone's name?
ROSS
Yes.
REGIS (talking to the audience)
Listen to this folks, Ross has a friend named Chandler Bing. Ross is it true that his father is a cross dresser.
(The audience starts laughing. Everyone is cracking up. Even Moncia is. Suddenly Chandler wakes up. He is sleeping on the door. He jumps up and starts banging on the door.)
CHANDLER
Somebody help me!
REGIS
I'm sorry Allison we can only give you 1,000 dollars. Anyways, lets go on to our second fastest finger question. List these cities in geographical order starting from Asia and heading west. Las Vegas, London, Jerusalem, and New York.
(Ross quickly punches in the answers.)
REGIS
And only one person got that question right, Ross Geller. Come Ross be the next contestant on, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
(Ross sits in the chair across from Regis.)
REGIS
So Ross, big geography person?
ROSS
No, actually I suck at it!
(Regis starts to laugh.)
REGIS
I can tell you are a really funny one Ross.
ROSS
I was joking.
REGIS
Sure Ross, then how did u get that question right?
ROSS
Well, I'm Jewish so I know where Jerusalem is. I live in New York.
REGIS
Las Vegas, and London?
ROSS
I just knew it, can we get on with the game?
REGIS
Not until we say hi to your sister Monica.
MONICA
Hi Regis, am I on TV?
REGIS
You sure are.
MONICA
Hi mom, Hi dad. Everyone from high school, this is Monica Geller and I am not fat anymore!
REGIS
Ok. I think we should get this game started.
(Later at the studio.)
REGIS
Ross, come on, just use your phone a friend. You aren't actually going to guess for 250,000 dollars.
ROSS
You are right, I'd like to use my phone a friend.
REGIS
Who would you like me to call?
ROSS
Chandler Bing.
REGIS
Excuse me. Is that actually someone's name?
ROSS
Yes.
REGIS (talking to the audience)
Listen to this folks, Ross has a friend named Chandler Bing. Ross is it true that his father is a cross dresser.
(The audience starts laughing. Everyone is cracking up. Even Moncia is. Suddenly Chandler wakes up. He is sleeping on the door. He jumps up and starts banging on the door.)
CHANDLER
Somebody help me!