'Yolanda' sat in a tiny crevasse in a mountainside, crying like a little girl. "It's not fair...
all I did was hit Puar by accident with a wine
cork and now...look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" The IGOTC caught up to the distressed she-
male. "So, Puar, do you think that the individual
here has suffered enough torture due to his lack of respect for your godliness as a cat." "Well...."
Puar took a second glance at the utterly
pathetic Yamucha, who was blowing his nose in Garfield's tail, who didn't notice because he was
eating a large ice cream cone. "I think so, boss.
He's learnt his lesson, haven't you, Yamucha?" "Yes...I have. I'll never treat you like that again
Puar...I swear by everything...just let me get
changed!" Yamucha started up again with the crying. "All right all right...go get changed. Here's
you're gi, and you'll have to give back the dress.
It's ChiChi's." "ChiChi's?" whispered a very frightened Yamucha. "Oh shit, she'll kill me...I'll
have to go into hiding as a bum on the street, or
something else!" "Hurry up and get changed before I change my mind!" "Yes, Puar!" Yamucha
hurriedly took his gi from Veo's outstretched
hand and went to go change behind a rock. He pulled off his wig only to find Bulma, Piccolo,
ChiChi, Oolong, Gohan, Goku, Master Roshi,
Chaotzu and Krillin standing there in complete horror. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I
AM SCARRED FOR LIFE! WHY ME, WHY ME?
CAN'T FATE PICK ON ANOTHER PIG?" Oolong proceeded to curse very evil, violent,
naughty words to the sky. "He's almost as bad as you are Piccolo.
Piccolo?" Gohan turned around to find his sensei frozen in horror. He touched his shoulder and
Piccolo fell to the ground, frozen in the same
position. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DRESS?" screamed a very pissed off ChiChi.
"I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING! JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE
HERE! I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS...THINK OF HOW SCARRED I WAS!" Yamucha sat
down and started to cry. Bulma went over to him. "All right.
Start explaining." she said in a loud voice, then whispered so only Yamucha could here. "You
say anything about what happened between me
and Vegeta, and I'll get you castrated. Understood? Good." Yamucha shook in fear as the IGOTC
laughed and made their entrance. "So, what does
that acronym mean anyways, Puar?" "It stands for International Group Of Talking Cats." "Oh."
"What did you think it was?" Gohan swallowed,
then said "I didn't give it much thought." "Anyways, how many of you would like to see the tape
of 'Yolanda' here?" ChiChi and Bulma immediately
screamed and demanded the IGOTC play it. "Can I at least get changed first?" asked a pale
Yamucha, who knew he was dead, and didn't want
to die in a red, sparkly dress with makeup all over his face and high heels that he couldn't walk on.
Meanwhile, back at Capsule Corp, Vegeta felt the ki of most of the Z gang and decided to speed
over to where the group had assembled. "Hey Vegeta!
You're just in time to see a humiliation video of Yamucha!" "For once, Kakorotto, you're excited
about something good for a change. What the hell
happened to the Namek?" "Watch the tape and you'll see." said Puar with an evil grin on her
face. The group first saw Yamucha flirting with Piccolo,
and it dawned on Vegeta who the slut was that came to his house. He said nothing and laughed
along with them. The next segment of the
video showed 'Yolanda' and the perverts at the Kame
House. Everyone was laughing at Yamucha and the two perverts were promising to Kami that
they would never, ever, ever flirt with girls that came
within 500 metres ever, ever again. Vegeta was laughing his head off until he saw a close-up of
Capsule Corp. He then tried to sneak away, but
Garfield blocked his way, which was easy to do, since Garfield was so fat and Vegeta wasn't.
"The humiliation of your kind is a terrible thing...that's
why enjoy bugging Jon so much. Sit and watch the video...or I'll set Odie on you." Vegeta
knowing all too well who Odie was, gave up and sat back down.
The video blared things that made people laugh so hard they cried. *Here, let me get some
pepper. EEEEEEEEEKKKk!* "Hahahahahaha...Vegeta....you're
not serious about that cannibal thing, are you?" whispered a rather scared Bulma. "You've done
well so far, but any less.." "Um...er...ah..you're
really scaring me now...stop it!" "Hey Garfield would you mind handing me a bottle of that salad
dressing? I'm going to need it." "EEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Bulma shrieked at the top of her lungs while
Vegeta laughed so hard he started to cough. "Er-HEM. What is everyone staring at me for?" All of a sudden,
Krillin cracked up. "HAhahahaha...did you actually think
that girl was good enough to sleep with? You're-" "I'm what?" asked Vegeta as he held Krillin by
the collar and glared at him. "Y-y-you really made
her uh, him look like a fool and it's really too b-b-bad th-that the IGOTC had to tape that."
Satisfied with his answer, Vegeta dropped Krillin down on
the ground with a thud. "Ow.." "So anyways, why did you guys do all this stuff to Yamucha?"
Bubba Tom decided to answer Chaotzu's question.
"Well, you see, Yamucha was disrespecting Puar and not treating her like the goddess she is,
since all cats are of divine nature. Furthermore, he
knocked her unconscious with a wine cork. It was moving at top speed, she said. We found her
conked out inside the cheap, rented home Yamucha
owns. From there, we took Yamucha captive and then Puar came up with her idea for revenge."
"I see. But why was Yamucha popping off a cork bottle?"
"Well, young man," said Bubba Tom, addressing Gohan at the time. "He apparently was looking
for revenge on a certain individual, so he figured
he'd get this person drunk. "Oh I get it now!" said ChiChi. "Bulma dunped Yamucha, brought a
guy over, they drank some wine, Yamucha slipped
something in the guy's drink, Bulma slipped something in the guy's as well, so now she's-" "Yes
that's pretty much it, so you can shut up now,
ChiChi." snapped an angry Bulma. "All right, so...who's the guy you're pregnant with?" "You're
pregnant?" yelled everyone else in the crowd except
for Vegeta who already knew. "Yes..." "So who is it?" asked Goku, who knew full well who it
was. "Ooooh...." Heads jerked to see Piccolo become
unfrozen from the fear that paralyzed him. "What the hell's going on...oh shit...Yamucha...you
were forced right? PLEASE SAY YOU WERE FORCED TO
DO THIS!" screamed the namek. Vegeta opened his eyes in shock, not used to seeing Piccolo
like that, whereas everyone else was. "YES I WAS FORCED!
I WOULD NEVER, EVER HAVE ANY FEELINGS LIKE THAT FOR Y0U! YOU'RE NOT
WORTH IT!" "GOOD!" The two frazzled beings stood very far away
from each other.
all I did was hit Puar by accident with a wine
cork and now...look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" The IGOTC caught up to the distressed she-
male. "So, Puar, do you think that the individual
here has suffered enough torture due to his lack of respect for your godliness as a cat." "Well...."
Puar took a second glance at the utterly
pathetic Yamucha, who was blowing his nose in Garfield's tail, who didn't notice because he was
eating a large ice cream cone. "I think so, boss.
He's learnt his lesson, haven't you, Yamucha?" "Yes...I have. I'll never treat you like that again
Puar...I swear by everything...just let me get
changed!" Yamucha started up again with the crying. "All right all right...go get changed. Here's
you're gi, and you'll have to give back the dress.
It's ChiChi's." "ChiChi's?" whispered a very frightened Yamucha. "Oh shit, she'll kill me...I'll
have to go into hiding as a bum on the street, or
something else!" "Hurry up and get changed before I change my mind!" "Yes, Puar!" Yamucha
hurriedly took his gi from Veo's outstretched
hand and went to go change behind a rock. He pulled off his wig only to find Bulma, Piccolo,
ChiChi, Oolong, Gohan, Goku, Master Roshi,
Chaotzu and Krillin standing there in complete horror. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I
AM SCARRED FOR LIFE! WHY ME, WHY ME?
CAN'T FATE PICK ON ANOTHER PIG?" Oolong proceeded to curse very evil, violent,
naughty words to the sky. "He's almost as bad as you are Piccolo.
Piccolo?" Gohan turned around to find his sensei frozen in horror. He touched his shoulder and
Piccolo fell to the ground, frozen in the same
position. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DRESS?" screamed a very pissed off ChiChi.
"I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING! JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE
HERE! I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS...THINK OF HOW SCARRED I WAS!" Yamucha sat
down and started to cry. Bulma went over to him. "All right.
Start explaining." she said in a loud voice, then whispered so only Yamucha could here. "You
say anything about what happened between me
and Vegeta, and I'll get you castrated. Understood? Good." Yamucha shook in fear as the IGOTC
laughed and made their entrance. "So, what does
that acronym mean anyways, Puar?" "It stands for International Group Of Talking Cats." "Oh."
"What did you think it was?" Gohan swallowed,
then said "I didn't give it much thought." "Anyways, how many of you would like to see the tape
of 'Yolanda' here?" ChiChi and Bulma immediately
screamed and demanded the IGOTC play it. "Can I at least get changed first?" asked a pale
Yamucha, who knew he was dead, and didn't want
to die in a red, sparkly dress with makeup all over his face and high heels that he couldn't walk on.
Meanwhile, back at Capsule Corp, Vegeta felt the ki of most of the Z gang and decided to speed
over to where the group had assembled. "Hey Vegeta!
You're just in time to see a humiliation video of Yamucha!" "For once, Kakorotto, you're excited
about something good for a change. What the hell
happened to the Namek?" "Watch the tape and you'll see." said Puar with an evil grin on her
face. The group first saw Yamucha flirting with Piccolo,
and it dawned on Vegeta who the slut was that came to his house. He said nothing and laughed
along with them. The next segment of the
video showed 'Yolanda' and the perverts at the Kame
House. Everyone was laughing at Yamucha and the two perverts were promising to Kami that
they would never, ever, ever flirt with girls that came
within 500 metres ever, ever again. Vegeta was laughing his head off until he saw a close-up of
Capsule Corp. He then tried to sneak away, but
Garfield blocked his way, which was easy to do, since Garfield was so fat and Vegeta wasn't.
"The humiliation of your kind is a terrible thing...that's
why enjoy bugging Jon so much. Sit and watch the video...or I'll set Odie on you." Vegeta
knowing all too well who Odie was, gave up and sat back down.
The video blared things that made people laugh so hard they cried. *Here, let me get some
pepper. EEEEEEEEEKKKk!* "Hahahahahaha...Vegeta....you're
not serious about that cannibal thing, are you?" whispered a rather scared Bulma. "You've done
well so far, but any less.." "Um...er...ah..you're
really scaring me now...stop it!" "Hey Garfield would you mind handing me a bottle of that salad
dressing? I'm going to need it." "EEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Bulma shrieked at the top of her lungs while
Vegeta laughed so hard he started to cough. "Er-HEM. What is everyone staring at me for?" All of a sudden,
Krillin cracked up. "HAhahahaha...did you actually think
that girl was good enough to sleep with? You're-" "I'm what?" asked Vegeta as he held Krillin by
the collar and glared at him. "Y-y-you really made
her uh, him look like a fool and it's really too b-b-bad th-that the IGOTC had to tape that."
Satisfied with his answer, Vegeta dropped Krillin down on
the ground with a thud. "Ow.." "So anyways, why did you guys do all this stuff to Yamucha?"
Bubba Tom decided to answer Chaotzu's question.
"Well, you see, Yamucha was disrespecting Puar and not treating her like the goddess she is,
since all cats are of divine nature. Furthermore, he
knocked her unconscious with a wine cork. It was moving at top speed, she said. We found her
conked out inside the cheap, rented home Yamucha
owns. From there, we took Yamucha captive and then Puar came up with her idea for revenge."
"I see. But why was Yamucha popping off a cork bottle?"
"Well, young man," said Bubba Tom, addressing Gohan at the time. "He apparently was looking
for revenge on a certain individual, so he figured
he'd get this person drunk. "Oh I get it now!" said ChiChi. "Bulma dunped Yamucha, brought a
guy over, they drank some wine, Yamucha slipped
something in the guy's drink, Bulma slipped something in the guy's as well, so now she's-" "Yes
that's pretty much it, so you can shut up now,
ChiChi." snapped an angry Bulma. "All right, so...who's the guy you're pregnant with?" "You're
pregnant?" yelled everyone else in the crowd except
for Vegeta who already knew. "Yes..." "So who is it?" asked Goku, who knew full well who it
was. "Ooooh...." Heads jerked to see Piccolo become
unfrozen from the fear that paralyzed him. "What the hell's going on...oh shit...Yamucha...you
were forced right? PLEASE SAY YOU WERE FORCED TO
DO THIS!" screamed the namek. Vegeta opened his eyes in shock, not used to seeing Piccolo
like that, whereas everyone else was. "YES I WAS FORCED!
I WOULD NEVER, EVER HAVE ANY FEELINGS LIKE THAT FOR Y0U! YOU'RE NOT
WORTH IT!" "GOOD!" The two frazzled beings stood very far away
from each other.