"Oh, I almost forgot! There's another section of the tape!" said Puar enthusiastically. She pressed
play and the entire Z senshi saw Vegeta bawling his
eyes out over the fact that he had spilled pepper on his precious pizza pops. "GIVE ME THAT
TAPE!" screamed Vegeta as he turned SSJ. "Yesssir!"
said a scared Puar. She handed Vegeta the tape, which Vegeta promptly crushed in his hands
into a small ball. "Here. You can have it now." said the
arrogant saiyan with a smirk. He tossed the crumpled piece of whatever videotapes are made of
and hit the little black cat square on the head.
Everyone gasped in horror, but the cat just meowed and blinked like it usually did. "That's my
dad's cat. It can't be destroyed. Believe me, ChiChi tried to kill
it. It didn't work." "YOU TRIED TO KILL THE ALMIGHTY BLACK CAT? YOU SHALL BE
OUR NEXT VICTIM" "OH NO. YOU GUYS ALREADY MADE A MAN
WEAR MY MATERNITY CLOTHES...YOU OWE ME!! AND IF ANY OF YOU COME
NEAR ANY ONE OF US AGAIN...except for Vegeta, since he's a royal
ass and that tape was damn hilarious...I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!" ChiChi
pulls out her frying pan and presses a secret button no
one knew about until now, which made spikes tipped with poison appear all over the pan. "DO I
MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, KITTYCAT SQUAD?" "Yes m'am."
said the entire IGOTC, shaking in their fur, except for Garfield, who had left to go insult Jon,
abuse Odie, watch TV, kill spiders, sleep and eat back in
his comic book. "Now that that's settled, Bulma...why don't you tell us who the father is....OR
ELSE." ChiChi held up the frying pan with spikes
threateningly over Bulma's head. "AAAAaaaaah! Okay, Okay!" "The father is....would you guys all stop crowding around
me??" Everyone moved back a step. "Thank you. Vegeta is the father." "Oh, so that's what that
bottle of Naomi's was for. That's probably the only thing
that would take him out too." "How do you know this stuff, Krillin?" inquired Gohan. "I work at
a liquor store as a part-time job to get some cash. I
have to do something." "Can I get a discount if I come?" asked Tien. "Sorry, it comes out of my
paycheck. Can't do that." "Oh well. C'mon Chaotzu,
let's get back to our training." "Right Tien." Everyone else left as well, Roshi and Oolong having
some really sick ideas about what that 'training' might
be.
Epilogue: Bulma and Vegeta had their first child, whom they called Trunks, and who's first word
was "Kuso!" Vegeta had to sleep on the floor for a week for
that. Krillin moved up in his position and became manager of that store, so now Tien can get his
discounts. Mirari Trunks came from the future to help
destroy the androids, but it turned out Dr. Gero had died of a heart attack after seeing a large
group of cats holding a giant laser and walking towards
Funimation Studios. Therefore the androids were not built. The IGOTC still had the original
recording of the whole incident, so they made another tape
and showed it to Mirari Trunks, who laughed his head off while Vegeta sat sulking. No one even
noticed Vegeta going SSJ, not even himself, so when he
finally did have yellow hair again, his ego became so large everyone was getting headaches from
the 'I am the almighty powerful prince of saiyans' schpeil
he always went through. Of course, when Cell came from the future, Vegeta demolished him
while Goku was being healed of his heart disease, which made
him even more arrogant and annoying. Finally, Gohan got so annoyed he went SSJ2 and beat the
shit out of him. Vegeta wouldn't talk to anyone for a month.
The IGOTC succeeded in blowing up Funimation with their giant laser, and in celebration, they
went partying and Puar ended up sleeping with Bubba
Tom. Their baby was a blue and orange kitten with an attitude problem. Piccolo never got over
the horrible ordeal, and now goes to counselling once a week
to cry and sort through his problems. The counsellor is Gohan, because the others were too
scared after hearing Piccolo talk. Of course, Piccolo doesn't know
this. ChiChi went into a cooking contest, then was disqualified when she accidentally pressed
the button, causing spikes to puncture through the
element she was cooking on. She got so mad she killed the judge with it and walked out. No one
dared to follow her.
Whew! It's done! That's it that's all! And there you have the real reason Trunks was born. Hehe.
This chapter was a little longer because I
wanted to finish this up. Stay cool, and let me know what you thought! Reviews are great! Be
sure to check out my other stuff and watch for my next fic.
play and the entire Z senshi saw Vegeta bawling his
eyes out over the fact that he had spilled pepper on his precious pizza pops. "GIVE ME THAT
TAPE!" screamed Vegeta as he turned SSJ. "Yesssir!"
said a scared Puar. She handed Vegeta the tape, which Vegeta promptly crushed in his hands
into a small ball. "Here. You can have it now." said the
arrogant saiyan with a smirk. He tossed the crumpled piece of whatever videotapes are made of
and hit the little black cat square on the head.
Everyone gasped in horror, but the cat just meowed and blinked like it usually did. "That's my
dad's cat. It can't be destroyed. Believe me, ChiChi tried to kill
it. It didn't work." "YOU TRIED TO KILL THE ALMIGHTY BLACK CAT? YOU SHALL BE
OUR NEXT VICTIM" "OH NO. YOU GUYS ALREADY MADE A MAN
WEAR MY MATERNITY CLOTHES...YOU OWE ME!! AND IF ANY OF YOU COME
NEAR ANY ONE OF US AGAIN...except for Vegeta, since he's a royal
ass and that tape was damn hilarious...I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!" ChiChi
pulls out her frying pan and presses a secret button no
one knew about until now, which made spikes tipped with poison appear all over the pan. "DO I
MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, KITTYCAT SQUAD?" "Yes m'am."
said the entire IGOTC, shaking in their fur, except for Garfield, who had left to go insult Jon,
abuse Odie, watch TV, kill spiders, sleep and eat back in
his comic book. "Now that that's settled, Bulma...why don't you tell us who the father is....OR
ELSE." ChiChi held up the frying pan with spikes
threateningly over Bulma's head. "AAAAaaaaah! Okay, Okay!" "The father is....would you guys all stop crowding around
me??" Everyone moved back a step. "Thank you. Vegeta is the father." "Oh, so that's what that
bottle of Naomi's was for. That's probably the only thing
that would take him out too." "How do you know this stuff, Krillin?" inquired Gohan. "I work at
a liquor store as a part-time job to get some cash. I
have to do something." "Can I get a discount if I come?" asked Tien. "Sorry, it comes out of my
paycheck. Can't do that." "Oh well. C'mon Chaotzu,
let's get back to our training." "Right Tien." Everyone else left as well, Roshi and Oolong having
some really sick ideas about what that 'training' might
be.
Epilogue: Bulma and Vegeta had their first child, whom they called Trunks, and who's first word
was "Kuso!" Vegeta had to sleep on the floor for a week for
that. Krillin moved up in his position and became manager of that store, so now Tien can get his
discounts. Mirari Trunks came from the future to help
destroy the androids, but it turned out Dr. Gero had died of a heart attack after seeing a large
group of cats holding a giant laser and walking towards
Funimation Studios. Therefore the androids were not built. The IGOTC still had the original
recording of the whole incident, so they made another tape
and showed it to Mirari Trunks, who laughed his head off while Vegeta sat sulking. No one even
noticed Vegeta going SSJ, not even himself, so when he
finally did have yellow hair again, his ego became so large everyone was getting headaches from
the 'I am the almighty powerful prince of saiyans' schpeil
he always went through. Of course, when Cell came from the future, Vegeta demolished him
while Goku was being healed of his heart disease, which made
him even more arrogant and annoying. Finally, Gohan got so annoyed he went SSJ2 and beat the
shit out of him. Vegeta wouldn't talk to anyone for a month.
The IGOTC succeeded in blowing up Funimation with their giant laser, and in celebration, they
went partying and Puar ended up sleeping with Bubba
Tom. Their baby was a blue and orange kitten with an attitude problem. Piccolo never got over
the horrible ordeal, and now goes to counselling once a week
to cry and sort through his problems. The counsellor is Gohan, because the others were too
scared after hearing Piccolo talk. Of course, Piccolo doesn't know
this. ChiChi went into a cooking contest, then was disqualified when she accidentally pressed
the button, causing spikes to puncture through the
element she was cooking on. She got so mad she killed the judge with it and walked out. No one
dared to follow her.
Whew! It's done! That's it that's all! And there you have the real reason Trunks was born. Hehe.
This chapter was a little longer because I
wanted to finish this up. Stay cool, and let me know what you thought! Reviews are great! Be
sure to check out my other stuff and watch for my next fic.