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Disclaimer: I don't own Square, just my dumb ideas... Why are you reading this?...
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CHAPTER II
It's morning again. Akari and Pyra are in the castle again.
Akari: Well, I have to go. The party's tonight and I have to check on the FF people.
Pyra: Uh-huh. *drinks coffee*
Akari: That stuff's bad for you.
Pyra: Whatever. *dumps a gallon of sugar into the coffee o.O*
Akari: O_o Well, bye. *disappears*
Pyra: *drinks the coffee* Wonder if Auron got my package... Hee hee! ...Wait, wasn't I supposed to send it today? Ah, whatever. *dumps more sugar into the coffee*
Meanwhile, outside the castle, Zidane is looking through the window.
Zidane: Wow... That hot girl looks familiar...
Suddenly, inside the castle, Pyra hears something. She walks over to the window.
Zidane: !!!! *ducks*
Pyra: *looks out* Thought I heard something... Oh well.
Pyra goes to the stereo and puts on Rob Zombie. She starts dancing.
Zidane: *stares at Pyra* Wow... *drool*
Suddenly, something starts happening to Pyra... The scene shifts to Tifa's Seventh Heaven. Everyone is doing regular stuff. Except Tifa's in the corner, freaked out.
Tifa: *shudders* Akari...is...evil...will...destroy...all...
Cloud: *walks over* You know, you could just go for a walk tonight and miss the party.
Tifa: Right. And for now, I'll just enjoy the calmness.
Suddenly Yuffie runs past. She's completely naked and there's a banner attached to her butt that says 'FEED ME LIQUOR'.
Yuffie: WOOHOO!!!!! PARTY!!!!!!
Tifa: *lowers head* Why me?...
Akari: *appears* Hey everyone! Did you order the stuff for tonight?
Cloud: Alcohol? ShinRa will take care of that.
Akari: Alcohol and ShinRa...? That's not a good mix... *shudders*
Cloud: :D *walks off*
Akari: Hey Tifa, don't be mad.
Tifa: How can I not be?!
Akari: Look, maybe you'll find a friend. =D
Tifa: Everyone sucks.
Akari: Well, this time, the CT and FFX people are coming too. You know, there's a girl named Marle. She's nice. Even though she's very hyper... And dresses too revealingly... For a queen... O.o
Cloud: CT? Crono's coming~! He copied my hair. =D
Akari: No, you copied his hair.
Cloud: No, he copied my hair.
Akari: No, you copied his hair.
Cloud: No, he copied my hair.
Akari: No, you--Ah, whatever. I have to go. *disappears*
Meanwhile at the Garden... Squall, Rinoa, Seifer, Quistis, Irvine, Zell, and Selphie are gathered in Squall's room.
Squall: =D Do you girls have chaperones for tonight?
Quistis: Yep!!! *clutches Seifer*
Selphie: Yep!!! *clutches Irvine*
Rinoa: Yep!!! *clutches Zell*
Squall: Good, now... Zell?! Rinoa!!!
Rinoa: What?
Squall: *sigh* *pulls Rinoa back and hits Zell in the face*
Rinoa: :D People are fighting over me!
Zell: No we aren't. I hate you.
Akari appears.
Akari: Ready?
Zell: I don't have a date.
Akari: MWUAHAHA. :D
Zell: O.o Well, I'm off to find that library girl... Whatever her name is...
Selphie: Haha, you don't know her name!!
Zell: Well, from now on, I'll call her 'Joe'. *walks off*
Squall: ...He's gonna get dumped. :D
Akari: O.o Let's just go...
Akari zaps the team to a random area in Midgar. Meanwhile in Alexandria Castle... Dagger, Vivi, Steiner, and Beatrix are getting ready to go as Freya, Amarant, Eiko, and Quina look on.
Eiko: Why can't I go?!
Dagger: *pats Eiko's head* Cause you're too young to watch people crazily make out and drink alcohol.
Eiko: But what about Vivi?
Dagger: He's older than you. Plus, he's too cute to miss the party.
Freya: Why can't I go, though?
Amarant: And me?
Quina: And me?
Dagger: You two don't have boy/girlfriends. And Quina wasn't even in this fic.
Freya: I have a b/f!
Amarant: So do I!!! Er... I mean... I have a g/f... *looks around nervously*
Quina: I in fic now.
Dagger: Too damn bad.
Vivi: Um, why are you coming? Aren't you sad about Zidane?
Dagger: Hey, I don't have a conscience. I'm a dumb teenager who likes to watch Buffy and Charmed, remember? *grin* And besides, I'm hoping to see Squall.
Vivi: o.O
Steiner: Let's go. Who has the map?
Dagger: I do. *holds up a wrinkled, torn paper with coffee stains on it*
Steiner: O.o Well, let's leave then...
A few hours later... The team in in Conde Petie.
Beatrix: Is this the right path to Tifa's bar?
Dagger: Tifa? Who's that?
Beatrix: The girl who owns the bar where the party's gonna be!!!
Dagger: Oh... I thought you said we were going to the Iifa Tree. :D
Beatrix: AAAARGH!!!!! *tackles Dagger*
Vivi: Another chick fight...
Steiner: WOOHOO!!!!
Akari appears.
Akari: *sees Dagger and Beatrix* O.o *pulls them apart*
Beatrix: She thought we were going to the Iifa Tree!!!
Akari: That's a good thing. Half the people in the world still call it the 'Lifa' Tree... Dumb bastards.
Akari zaps the team to a random place in Midgar. Now in the FFX world, the party is shown on the S.S. Liki.
Tidus: Are you guys sure that this is the way to Tifa's?
Rikku: Um... No. Tifa's is on another planet.
Tidus: Then why are we on the Liki?!
Rikku: *shrugs* I dunno.
Yuna: *sigh* Anyway, where's Lulu?
Kimahri: In the basement. She's mad that Wakka was asleep in Tidus's house again.
Rikku: O.o You have good grammar?
Kimahri: Yeah, I guess. :D
Rikku: Well, I'd better go cheer up Lulu. We can't let her miss out on alcohol and making out. You know how she loves that stuff.
Rikku goes to the basement. There's a door marked 'DO NOT ENTER'. She goes inside.
Rikku: DEAR GOD!!!!! O'Aka, what are you doing with my brother?!?!?!
O'Aka: *off-screen* Um... Selling him stuff!!! :D
Rikku: O_O Are you sure? Cause that looks...very...strange. My brother's married, ya know.
Rikku walks out of the room and closes the door.
Rikku: Hmm? What's that noise?
Rikku hears someone who sounds a lot like O'Aka screaming "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! CHEATER!!!!" and the sound of chairs being thrown around. Suddenly, the door opens and her brother gets kicked out of the room.
O'Aka: *from inside* *sniff sniff* I'm gonna go find Rin... *sniff*
Rikku: O_O I did not just see or hear any of that.
Rikku quickly walks into another room. Lulu is there.
Rikku: Lulu, you can't miss the party!
Lulu: Wakka won't be there.
Rikku: But you can still come.
Lulu: No! WAKKA!!!!!! *starts crying*
Rikku: O.o *sigh* Fine, I'll get Kimahri to cheer you up.
Rikku leaves and gets Kimahri.
Rikku: Go cheer Lulu up.
Kimahri walks down to the basement. Moments later, the sounds of Kimahri screaming "NO! I HATE WATER! PLEASE DON'T THROW ME OFF THE SHIP!!!!!!!" and water splashing are heard.
Tidus: o.O There goes Kimahri.
Yuna: Well, I guess we can just leave Lulu on the ship.
Rikku: But we can't give up!!
Auron: I know... We can call Akari and she'll zap Wakka over! :D
Akari: *appears* What?
Rikku: Get Wakka over here.
Akari zaps Wakka over.
Wakka: Hey guys! I was kinda knocked out cause I saw this really damn ugly face while playing Blitzball, ya?...
Akari: ...Hey!!!
Wakka: *sees Akari* Holy Yevon, isn't that horrid?!
Akari: *sigh* Whatever. Guys, this isn't the way to Tifa's.
Yuna: We can get to the party later. Right now, we're just enjoying a nice cruise.
Akari: Cruise?? S.S. Liki is a slave ship. *disappears*
A few guys carrying chains and weapons walk toward the team.
Auron: O_O Damn. She was right.
Onto the CT world... Crono is in his room.
Crono: Stupid Akari... Threw up on my rug just cause I said Marle was my love slave...
Marle: *runs into the room* HIIIIIII!!!!!!
Crono: *sigh* Um... Hey, did you know that N*SYNC is coming to Truce?
Marle: Really? YAY YAY YAY!!!!! I WANT LANCE!!!!!!
Crono: *thinking* Why isn't she leaving? O.o *stops thinking* Go away.
Marle: I can't. We all have to go to Tifa's now.
Crono: *sigh*
Crono and Marle walk outside. A few minutes later, they're inside a space shuttle. Lucca is steering.
Marle: How much longer?
Lucca: Few more planets...
Crono: *sigh* This'll take forever.
The shuttle lands somewhere in Midgar.
Crono: That was too long! Steer faster next time!!
Everyone gets out of the shuttle and heads for Sector 7. Meanwhile in CC land... Kidd, Harle, Leena, and Serge are in Serge's room in Arni. Marge walks in.
Marge: O.o What are all these women doing here??? Serge, you haven't even been through puberty yet!!!
Serge: O_O *pushes Marge out of the room* You didn't just hear that.
All the girls: ... *edge away from Serge*
Akari appears.
Akari: Okay, now you all have to go.
Akari zaps everyone to somewhere in Midgar.
Akari: That was short. *disappears*
Now, outside the castle... Akari appears.
Akari: Might as well find Pyra and take her to the party.
Akari walks up to the castle. She sees Zidane's collar in a bush. It's dirty and looks as if it's been ripped off.
Akari: o.O
Akari walks inside. Crashing and girlish screaming is heard. Someone roars.
Akari: O.o
Pyra walks out of a room.
Pyra: Hi!
Akari: What happened??
Pyra: Nothing... Zidane sure wasn't spying on me, and I surely didn't rip his guts apart and lock him up...
Akari: o.O Alrighty.
Akari zaps herself and Pyra to the party. Back at Tifa's... Akari and Pyra appear.
Akari: LET'S PARTY!!!!! =DDD
Tifa: NOOOO!!!!
Suddenly the doorbell rings. Squall, Rinoa, Quistis, Seifer, Selphie, and Irvine walk in. Laguna and Raine are behind them.
Laguna: What are Raine and I doing here?
Raine: Yeah?
Akari: Who cares? :D Come in~!
Tifa: This is too many people! If anyone else comes...
The doorbell rings again. Dagger, Vivi, Beatrix, and Steiner walk in.
Akari: Hi everyone!
Dagger: *walks past Akari* Where's Squall?
Squall: !! *hides behind Rinoa* Why do all the girls love me?!
Pyra: VIVI!!! *hugs Vivi*
Vivi: *squished* Hi.
Pyra: I love your hat!!! ^^
Tifa: Akari!! This is too much people!!!
Suddenly the FFX team walks in.
Rikku: Those slave-keepers were freaky...
Tidus: Yeah... *shudder*
Yuna: Well, it's a good thing that Lulu came upstairs hoping to crash the ship--but then noticed us and changed her mind.
Lulu: Actually... I was kinda gonna walk past you all and crash the ship anyway. But then I noticed Wakka.
Wakka: ^-^
Pyra: AURON!!!!!!
Auron: O_O Ah shit...
Auron runs into the basement. Pyra follows him.
Tifa: Ahem... Now that everyone's here... *closes the door*
The doorbell rings.
Tifa: AAAAAARGH!!!!!!! DIE, AKARI, DIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Akari: O.o Not now, I have to get the door.
Akari opens the door. Crono, Marle, Lucca, Kidd, Leena, Harle, and Serge walk in.
Marle: *crying* I WANT LANCE!!!!!!!
Crono: *sigh* N*SYNC isn't really coming, alright?
Cloud: *stares at Crono* Hey...
Crono: *stares at Cloud* Dude!!
Cloud: I copied your hair!
Crono: Yeah, man!
Now, Tifa is shown in the corner, sulking.
Tifa: Akari, come here...
Akari: *walks over* What?
Tifa: HOW COULD YOU INVITE ALL THESE PEOPLE?!?!?! IT'S GONNA BE MAD IN HERE!!!!!!!!
Akari: Sorry...
Tifa: Look, if anyone touches my stuff...
Tifa looks around and sees that everyone is going crazy.
Tifa: AAAAARGH!!!!!! YOU WILL DIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Tifa and Akari start to fight. Cloud runs over and pulls them apart.
Cloud: *sigh* Both your clothes are ripped...
All the guys hear what Cloud said and turn to look at Tifa and Akari.
Yuffie: *slaps Vincent*
Shera: *slaps Cid*
Rinoa: *slaps Squall*
Quistis: *slaps Seifer*
Selphie: *slaps Irvine*
Dagger: *slaps Zid--* Oh, wait. *slaps Squall*
Squall: ...???
Beatrix: *slaps Steiner*
Yuna: *slaps Tidus*
Lulu: *slaps Wakka*
Rikku: *slaps Aur--* Wait, Auron's in the basement with Pyra. Wonder what they're doing?
Marle: *slaps Crono*
Crono: *slaps Marle*
Marle: Ow!!! What was that for?!
Kidd, Harle, and Leena: *all slap Serge*
Kidd: Hey, he's mine!
Leena: No, mine!
Harle: You stupid girlz!! He eez mine!!
Akari: *walks over* Look, you can all slap him!
Kidd: We already did.
Akari: Do it again.
Kidd, Harle, and Leena: *all slap Serge*
Akari: =D Yay!
Serge: HEY!!!! That's mean!!!! *gets slapped again*
Akari: Well, I have to get myself some clothes. *zaps herself a new outfit*
Tifa: *glares at Akari* I WILL KILL YOU. *goes to change clothes*
Meanwhile with Shera, Lulu, Cid, and Wakka in the kitchen... Shera and Lulu are cooking something unidentifiable. Cid and Wakka are standing around.
Cid: Come on, just one date, Shera!
Wakka: Yeah, Lulu, just one?
Shera and Lulu: NO!!!
Akari walks in.
Akari: Hmm... *smells the food* Ugh! *suffocates*
Everyone: ...o.O
Akari: *awakens* Is that stuff you're cooking by any chance poison?
Lulu: *sweatdrop* N-no...
Lulu hides a bottle labeled 'FAINTING POISON' behind her back.
Akari: Make enough food for everyone tonight. I want EVERYONE to have some!
Shera and Lulu: No problem... MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Akari: ...O_o;;
Shera: ...Sorry.
Lulu: Yeah. Can you get rid of these two? They're bothering us.
Akari zaps Cid and Wakka away.
Shera: Where'd you put them??
Akari: Hee hee... Someone will find them eventually, that's all I'll say...
Akari walks away. Meanwhile with Pyra and Auron in the basement...
Pyra: What are we doing here??
Auron: I can't find my shirt.
Pyra: ...O_o;; What the hell??
On to Yuffie and Kidd...
Yuffie: Hi, Kidd!
Kidd: Yuffie, get some clothes on and pull that banner off your butt.
Yuffie does so.
Yuffie: So, where's Zidane?
Kidd: I dunno. I guess he didn't come to the party.
Yuffie: How about we go back to our 16-YOT clan?
Kidd: Okay, but we need a new member to replace Zidane.
Yuffie: *notices Rikku* Hey, look at her...
Kidd: Let's spy on her!
What Rikku is doing is shown...
Rikku: Stupid Pyra... Taking my Auron... I'm gonna get her!!!
Rikku goes into the basement. Yuffie and Kidd follow, unnoticed. Rikku sneaks over behind Pyra and grabs Pyra's purse. She takes something out and puts something else in. Rikku runs off.
Kidd: *whispering to Yuffie* She just stole something...
Yuffie: We can use someone like her! Let's follow her.
Kidd and Yuffie run upstairs and find Rikku.
Kidd: We saw you stealing something back there.
Rikku: *grin* Yep! I'm Rikku.
Kidd: I'm Kidd.
Yuffie: I'm Yuffie. We're also thieves and we have a clan called 16-YOT. One of our members is probably dead, so we need a replacement.
Kidd: Wanna join?
Rikku: =D Okay!
The three sneak off to a corner.
Yuffie: Okay, now we can rename ourselves the '16-Year-Old-FEMALE-Thieves'.
Rikku: So, the last member was a guy?
Kidd: *shrugs* It's hard to tell.
Rikku: O_o;;
Yuffie: We need a treasure to protect now. Last time we were protecting a yo-yo... *glares at Kidd*
Kidd: *sweatdrop* Well, we need something new.
The three search their pockets and pull out weird crap. Kidd takes out her Amulet, Yuffie takes out Materia, and Rikku takes out her claw.
Kidd: Well, this stuff sucks.
Yuffie: Hey... What was that thing you took out of Pyra's purse?
Rikku: A photo of Auron that she stole from me.
Kidd: And what did you put in?
Rikku: A photo of Wakka that says 'I LUV YOU PYRA!!!11' on the back. :D
Kidd: O_o Erm, yeah... Listen, we still need a treasure. Lemme see the photo of Auron.
Rikku: *pulls out the photo*
Kidd: *examines it* He's hoooot... *drool*
Rikku: HEY!!!
Yuffie: *sigh* How bout we just go steal something and use that as our treasure?
Kidd: Whatever... *falls over from Auron overload*
Back to Tifa. She walks out of her room and up to Akari.
Tifa: Cloud and I are going for a walk. I'm putting you in charge.
Akari: WOOHOO!!!!
Tifa: You can't have any of the following though: heavy drinking of dishwashing detergents, smoking of weird objects such as my couch, orgies involving animals and non-living things...
Akari: ;_; Dammit, I was gonna start a Wiindex chugging contest!
Tifa: *glare* We'll be back soon.
Tifa and Cloud leave. Akari jumps onto the table.
Akari: Okay everyone... Grab something very valuable and non-living, and LET'S ALL HAVE AN ORGY!!!!!!
Everyone: ...
Akari: ...Sorry. Okay, let's PARTY!!!!!
Everyone: YEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Laguna: What's the use of trying... All you get is pain... When I wanted Julia... I got Raine!
Raine: HEY! *smacks Laguna*
Akari: ...That was random. :D
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Disclaimer: I don't own Square, just my dumb ideas... Why are you reading this?...
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CHAPTER II
It's morning again. Akari and Pyra are in the castle again.
Akari: Well, I have to go. The party's tonight and I have to check on the FF people.
Pyra: Uh-huh. *drinks coffee*
Akari: That stuff's bad for you.
Pyra: Whatever. *dumps a gallon of sugar into the coffee o.O*
Akari: O_o Well, bye. *disappears*
Pyra: *drinks the coffee* Wonder if Auron got my package... Hee hee! ...Wait, wasn't I supposed to send it today? Ah, whatever. *dumps more sugar into the coffee*
Meanwhile, outside the castle, Zidane is looking through the window.
Zidane: Wow... That hot girl looks familiar...
Suddenly, inside the castle, Pyra hears something. She walks over to the window.
Zidane: !!!! *ducks*
Pyra: *looks out* Thought I heard something... Oh well.
Pyra goes to the stereo and puts on Rob Zombie. She starts dancing.
Zidane: *stares at Pyra* Wow... *drool*
Suddenly, something starts happening to Pyra... The scene shifts to Tifa's Seventh Heaven. Everyone is doing regular stuff. Except Tifa's in the corner, freaked out.
Tifa: *shudders* Akari...is...evil...will...destroy...all...
Cloud: *walks over* You know, you could just go for a walk tonight and miss the party.
Tifa: Right. And for now, I'll just enjoy the calmness.
Suddenly Yuffie runs past. She's completely naked and there's a banner attached to her butt that says 'FEED ME LIQUOR'.
Yuffie: WOOHOO!!!!! PARTY!!!!!!
Tifa: *lowers head* Why me?...
Akari: *appears* Hey everyone! Did you order the stuff for tonight?
Cloud: Alcohol? ShinRa will take care of that.
Akari: Alcohol and ShinRa...? That's not a good mix... *shudders*
Cloud: :D *walks off*
Akari: Hey Tifa, don't be mad.
Tifa: How can I not be?!
Akari: Look, maybe you'll find a friend. =D
Tifa: Everyone sucks.
Akari: Well, this time, the CT and FFX people are coming too. You know, there's a girl named Marle. She's nice. Even though she's very hyper... And dresses too revealingly... For a queen... O.o
Cloud: CT? Crono's coming~! He copied my hair. =D
Akari: No, you copied his hair.
Cloud: No, he copied my hair.
Akari: No, you copied his hair.
Cloud: No, he copied my hair.
Akari: No, you--Ah, whatever. I have to go. *disappears*
Meanwhile at the Garden... Squall, Rinoa, Seifer, Quistis, Irvine, Zell, and Selphie are gathered in Squall's room.
Squall: =D Do you girls have chaperones for tonight?
Quistis: Yep!!! *clutches Seifer*
Selphie: Yep!!! *clutches Irvine*
Rinoa: Yep!!! *clutches Zell*
Squall: Good, now... Zell?! Rinoa!!!
Rinoa: What?
Squall: *sigh* *pulls Rinoa back and hits Zell in the face*
Rinoa: :D People are fighting over me!
Zell: No we aren't. I hate you.
Akari appears.
Akari: Ready?
Zell: I don't have a date.
Akari: MWUAHAHA. :D
Zell: O.o Well, I'm off to find that library girl... Whatever her name is...
Selphie: Haha, you don't know her name!!
Zell: Well, from now on, I'll call her 'Joe'. *walks off*
Squall: ...He's gonna get dumped. :D
Akari: O.o Let's just go...
Akari zaps the team to a random area in Midgar. Meanwhile in Alexandria Castle... Dagger, Vivi, Steiner, and Beatrix are getting ready to go as Freya, Amarant, Eiko, and Quina look on.
Eiko: Why can't I go?!
Dagger: *pats Eiko's head* Cause you're too young to watch people crazily make out and drink alcohol.
Eiko: But what about Vivi?
Dagger: He's older than you. Plus, he's too cute to miss the party.
Freya: Why can't I go, though?
Amarant: And me?
Quina: And me?
Dagger: You two don't have boy/girlfriends. And Quina wasn't even in this fic.
Freya: I have a b/f!
Amarant: So do I!!! Er... I mean... I have a g/f... *looks around nervously*
Quina: I in fic now.
Dagger: Too damn bad.
Vivi: Um, why are you coming? Aren't you sad about Zidane?
Dagger: Hey, I don't have a conscience. I'm a dumb teenager who likes to watch Buffy and Charmed, remember? *grin* And besides, I'm hoping to see Squall.
Vivi: o.O
Steiner: Let's go. Who has the map?
Dagger: I do. *holds up a wrinkled, torn paper with coffee stains on it*
Steiner: O.o Well, let's leave then...
A few hours later... The team in in Conde Petie.
Beatrix: Is this the right path to Tifa's bar?
Dagger: Tifa? Who's that?
Beatrix: The girl who owns the bar where the party's gonna be!!!
Dagger: Oh... I thought you said we were going to the Iifa Tree. :D
Beatrix: AAAARGH!!!!! *tackles Dagger*
Vivi: Another chick fight...
Steiner: WOOHOO!!!!
Akari appears.
Akari: *sees Dagger and Beatrix* O.o *pulls them apart*
Beatrix: She thought we were going to the Iifa Tree!!!
Akari: That's a good thing. Half the people in the world still call it the 'Lifa' Tree... Dumb bastards.
Akari zaps the team to a random place in Midgar. Now in the FFX world, the party is shown on the S.S. Liki.
Tidus: Are you guys sure that this is the way to Tifa's?
Rikku: Um... No. Tifa's is on another planet.
Tidus: Then why are we on the Liki?!
Rikku: *shrugs* I dunno.
Yuna: *sigh* Anyway, where's Lulu?
Kimahri: In the basement. She's mad that Wakka was asleep in Tidus's house again.
Rikku: O.o You have good grammar?
Kimahri: Yeah, I guess. :D
Rikku: Well, I'd better go cheer up Lulu. We can't let her miss out on alcohol and making out. You know how she loves that stuff.
Rikku goes to the basement. There's a door marked 'DO NOT ENTER'. She goes inside.
Rikku: DEAR GOD!!!!! O'Aka, what are you doing with my brother?!?!?!
O'Aka: *off-screen* Um... Selling him stuff!!! :D
Rikku: O_O Are you sure? Cause that looks...very...strange. My brother's married, ya know.
Rikku walks out of the room and closes the door.
Rikku: Hmm? What's that noise?
Rikku hears someone who sounds a lot like O'Aka screaming "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! CHEATER!!!!" and the sound of chairs being thrown around. Suddenly, the door opens and her brother gets kicked out of the room.
O'Aka: *from inside* *sniff sniff* I'm gonna go find Rin... *sniff*
Rikku: O_O I did not just see or hear any of that.
Rikku quickly walks into another room. Lulu is there.
Rikku: Lulu, you can't miss the party!
Lulu: Wakka won't be there.
Rikku: But you can still come.
Lulu: No! WAKKA!!!!!! *starts crying*
Rikku: O.o *sigh* Fine, I'll get Kimahri to cheer you up.
Rikku leaves and gets Kimahri.
Rikku: Go cheer Lulu up.
Kimahri walks down to the basement. Moments later, the sounds of Kimahri screaming "NO! I HATE WATER! PLEASE DON'T THROW ME OFF THE SHIP!!!!!!!" and water splashing are heard.
Tidus: o.O There goes Kimahri.
Yuna: Well, I guess we can just leave Lulu on the ship.
Rikku: But we can't give up!!
Auron: I know... We can call Akari and she'll zap Wakka over! :D
Akari: *appears* What?
Rikku: Get Wakka over here.
Akari zaps Wakka over.
Wakka: Hey guys! I was kinda knocked out cause I saw this really damn ugly face while playing Blitzball, ya?...
Akari: ...Hey!!!
Wakka: *sees Akari* Holy Yevon, isn't that horrid?!
Akari: *sigh* Whatever. Guys, this isn't the way to Tifa's.
Yuna: We can get to the party later. Right now, we're just enjoying a nice cruise.
Akari: Cruise?? S.S. Liki is a slave ship. *disappears*
A few guys carrying chains and weapons walk toward the team.
Auron: O_O Damn. She was right.
Onto the CT world... Crono is in his room.
Crono: Stupid Akari... Threw up on my rug just cause I said Marle was my love slave...
Marle: *runs into the room* HIIIIIII!!!!!!
Crono: *sigh* Um... Hey, did you know that N*SYNC is coming to Truce?
Marle: Really? YAY YAY YAY!!!!! I WANT LANCE!!!!!!
Crono: *thinking* Why isn't she leaving? O.o *stops thinking* Go away.
Marle: I can't. We all have to go to Tifa's now.
Crono: *sigh*
Crono and Marle walk outside. A few minutes later, they're inside a space shuttle. Lucca is steering.
Marle: How much longer?
Lucca: Few more planets...
Crono: *sigh* This'll take forever.
The shuttle lands somewhere in Midgar.
Crono: That was too long! Steer faster next time!!
Everyone gets out of the shuttle and heads for Sector 7. Meanwhile in CC land... Kidd, Harle, Leena, and Serge are in Serge's room in Arni. Marge walks in.
Marge: O.o What are all these women doing here??? Serge, you haven't even been through puberty yet!!!
Serge: O_O *pushes Marge out of the room* You didn't just hear that.
All the girls: ... *edge away from Serge*
Akari appears.
Akari: Okay, now you all have to go.
Akari zaps everyone to somewhere in Midgar.
Akari: That was short. *disappears*
Now, outside the castle... Akari appears.
Akari: Might as well find Pyra and take her to the party.
Akari walks up to the castle. She sees Zidane's collar in a bush. It's dirty and looks as if it's been ripped off.
Akari: o.O
Akari walks inside. Crashing and girlish screaming is heard. Someone roars.
Akari: O.o
Pyra walks out of a room.
Pyra: Hi!
Akari: What happened??
Pyra: Nothing... Zidane sure wasn't spying on me, and I surely didn't rip his guts apart and lock him up...
Akari: o.O Alrighty.
Akari zaps herself and Pyra to the party. Back at Tifa's... Akari and Pyra appear.
Akari: LET'S PARTY!!!!! =DDD
Tifa: NOOOO!!!!
Suddenly the doorbell rings. Squall, Rinoa, Quistis, Seifer, Selphie, and Irvine walk in. Laguna and Raine are behind them.
Laguna: What are Raine and I doing here?
Raine: Yeah?
Akari: Who cares? :D Come in~!
Tifa: This is too many people! If anyone else comes...
The doorbell rings again. Dagger, Vivi, Beatrix, and Steiner walk in.
Akari: Hi everyone!
Dagger: *walks past Akari* Where's Squall?
Squall: !! *hides behind Rinoa* Why do all the girls love me?!
Pyra: VIVI!!! *hugs Vivi*
Vivi: *squished* Hi.
Pyra: I love your hat!!! ^^
Tifa: Akari!! This is too much people!!!
Suddenly the FFX team walks in.
Rikku: Those slave-keepers were freaky...
Tidus: Yeah... *shudder*
Yuna: Well, it's a good thing that Lulu came upstairs hoping to crash the ship--but then noticed us and changed her mind.
Lulu: Actually... I was kinda gonna walk past you all and crash the ship anyway. But then I noticed Wakka.
Wakka: ^-^
Pyra: AURON!!!!!!
Auron: O_O Ah shit...
Auron runs into the basement. Pyra follows him.
Tifa: Ahem... Now that everyone's here... *closes the door*
The doorbell rings.
Tifa: AAAAAARGH!!!!!!! DIE, AKARI, DIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Akari: O.o Not now, I have to get the door.
Akari opens the door. Crono, Marle, Lucca, Kidd, Leena, Harle, and Serge walk in.
Marle: *crying* I WANT LANCE!!!!!!!
Crono: *sigh* N*SYNC isn't really coming, alright?
Cloud: *stares at Crono* Hey...
Crono: *stares at Cloud* Dude!!
Cloud: I copied your hair!
Crono: Yeah, man!
Now, Tifa is shown in the corner, sulking.
Tifa: Akari, come here...
Akari: *walks over* What?
Tifa: HOW COULD YOU INVITE ALL THESE PEOPLE?!?!?! IT'S GONNA BE MAD IN HERE!!!!!!!!
Akari: Sorry...
Tifa: Look, if anyone touches my stuff...
Tifa looks around and sees that everyone is going crazy.
Tifa: AAAAARGH!!!!!! YOU WILL DIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Tifa and Akari start to fight. Cloud runs over and pulls them apart.
Cloud: *sigh* Both your clothes are ripped...
All the guys hear what Cloud said and turn to look at Tifa and Akari.
Yuffie: *slaps Vincent*
Shera: *slaps Cid*
Rinoa: *slaps Squall*
Quistis: *slaps Seifer*
Selphie: *slaps Irvine*
Dagger: *slaps Zid--* Oh, wait. *slaps Squall*
Squall: ...???
Beatrix: *slaps Steiner*
Yuna: *slaps Tidus*
Lulu: *slaps Wakka*
Rikku: *slaps Aur--* Wait, Auron's in the basement with Pyra. Wonder what they're doing?
Marle: *slaps Crono*
Crono: *slaps Marle*
Marle: Ow!!! What was that for?!
Kidd, Harle, and Leena: *all slap Serge*
Kidd: Hey, he's mine!
Leena: No, mine!
Harle: You stupid girlz!! He eez mine!!
Akari: *walks over* Look, you can all slap him!
Kidd: We already did.
Akari: Do it again.
Kidd, Harle, and Leena: *all slap Serge*
Akari: =D Yay!
Serge: HEY!!!! That's mean!!!! *gets slapped again*
Akari: Well, I have to get myself some clothes. *zaps herself a new outfit*
Tifa: *glares at Akari* I WILL KILL YOU. *goes to change clothes*
Meanwhile with Shera, Lulu, Cid, and Wakka in the kitchen... Shera and Lulu are cooking something unidentifiable. Cid and Wakka are standing around.
Cid: Come on, just one date, Shera!
Wakka: Yeah, Lulu, just one?
Shera and Lulu: NO!!!
Akari walks in.
Akari: Hmm... *smells the food* Ugh! *suffocates*
Everyone: ...o.O
Akari: *awakens* Is that stuff you're cooking by any chance poison?
Lulu: *sweatdrop* N-no...
Lulu hides a bottle labeled 'FAINTING POISON' behind her back.
Akari: Make enough food for everyone tonight. I want EVERYONE to have some!
Shera and Lulu: No problem... MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Akari: ...O_o;;
Shera: ...Sorry.
Lulu: Yeah. Can you get rid of these two? They're bothering us.
Akari zaps Cid and Wakka away.
Shera: Where'd you put them??
Akari: Hee hee... Someone will find them eventually, that's all I'll say...
Akari walks away. Meanwhile with Pyra and Auron in the basement...
Pyra: What are we doing here??
Auron: I can't find my shirt.
Pyra: ...O_o;; What the hell??
On to Yuffie and Kidd...
Yuffie: Hi, Kidd!
Kidd: Yuffie, get some clothes on and pull that banner off your butt.
Yuffie does so.
Yuffie: So, where's Zidane?
Kidd: I dunno. I guess he didn't come to the party.
Yuffie: How about we go back to our 16-YOT clan?
Kidd: Okay, but we need a new member to replace Zidane.
Yuffie: *notices Rikku* Hey, look at her...
Kidd: Let's spy on her!
What Rikku is doing is shown...
Rikku: Stupid Pyra... Taking my Auron... I'm gonna get her!!!
Rikku goes into the basement. Yuffie and Kidd follow, unnoticed. Rikku sneaks over behind Pyra and grabs Pyra's purse. She takes something out and puts something else in. Rikku runs off.
Kidd: *whispering to Yuffie* She just stole something...
Yuffie: We can use someone like her! Let's follow her.
Kidd and Yuffie run upstairs and find Rikku.
Kidd: We saw you stealing something back there.
Rikku: *grin* Yep! I'm Rikku.
Kidd: I'm Kidd.
Yuffie: I'm Yuffie. We're also thieves and we have a clan called 16-YOT. One of our members is probably dead, so we need a replacement.
Kidd: Wanna join?
Rikku: =D Okay!
The three sneak off to a corner.
Yuffie: Okay, now we can rename ourselves the '16-Year-Old-FEMALE-Thieves'.
Rikku: So, the last member was a guy?
Kidd: *shrugs* It's hard to tell.
Rikku: O_o;;
Yuffie: We need a treasure to protect now. Last time we were protecting a yo-yo... *glares at Kidd*
Kidd: *sweatdrop* Well, we need something new.
The three search their pockets and pull out weird crap. Kidd takes out her Amulet, Yuffie takes out Materia, and Rikku takes out her claw.
Kidd: Well, this stuff sucks.
Yuffie: Hey... What was that thing you took out of Pyra's purse?
Rikku: A photo of Auron that she stole from me.
Kidd: And what did you put in?
Rikku: A photo of Wakka that says 'I LUV YOU PYRA!!!11' on the back. :D
Kidd: O_o Erm, yeah... Listen, we still need a treasure. Lemme see the photo of Auron.
Rikku: *pulls out the photo*
Kidd: *examines it* He's hoooot... *drool*
Rikku: HEY!!!
Yuffie: *sigh* How bout we just go steal something and use that as our treasure?
Kidd: Whatever... *falls over from Auron overload*
Back to Tifa. She walks out of her room and up to Akari.
Tifa: Cloud and I are going for a walk. I'm putting you in charge.
Akari: WOOHOO!!!!
Tifa: You can't have any of the following though: heavy drinking of dishwashing detergents, smoking of weird objects such as my couch, orgies involving animals and non-living things...
Akari: ;_; Dammit, I was gonna start a Wiindex chugging contest!
Tifa: *glare* We'll be back soon.
Tifa and Cloud leave. Akari jumps onto the table.
Akari: Okay everyone... Grab something very valuable and non-living, and LET'S ALL HAVE AN ORGY!!!!!!
Everyone: ...
Akari: ...Sorry. Okay, let's PARTY!!!!!
Everyone: YEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Laguna: What's the use of trying... All you get is pain... When I wanted Julia... I got Raine!
Raine: HEY! *smacks Laguna*
Akari: ...That was random. :D
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