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Disclaimer: I don't own Square. Square owns me. =D *holds up hand, on which there is a chain with a tab that says 'PROPERTY OF SQUARE'* Um... On to the chapter!
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CHAPTER III
First, Akari is shown.
Akari: *sigh* When is the alcohol coming?...
Suddenly a truck pulls up. Akari runs outside and sees Reno getting out of it.
Reno: Hi Tifa, did you order 29463208974237 crates of alcohol?
Akari: I'm not Tifa.
Reno: O-o Alrighty then... *sweatdrop*
Akari sees that the truck is marked 'SHINRA ALCOHOL INC.'
Akari: Reno, why are you working for ShinRa??
Reno: Cause ShinRa makes the world happy and purty!!! ^.^
Akari: ...They drugged you, didn't they?
Reno: ...............Yes.
Reno hands Akari the crates of alcohol and turns around. He heads back to the truck. On his back is a sign that says 'KICK ME, I WORK FOR SHINRA'.
Akari: =D *gets ready to kick Reno*
Reno: HEY! *turns around*
Akari kicks Reno in the face.
Akari: Um... Oops... *sweatdrop*
Akari stuffs Reno into the truck and runs back in with the alcohol.
Akari: I HAVE THE ALCOHOL!!!!!!! :D
Pyra: *comes upstairs* Ooh, let me hand it out!
Pyra throws alcohol around the room. One bottle hits Akari in the eye.
Akari: AAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! YOU WILL PAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
Pyra: Um... Yeah. By the way, there's no alcohol left.
Akari: ...Huh?? There were 29463208974237 crates and there isn't enough for 30 people??
Pyra: ...Apparently so.
Marle: Hey, I didn't get any alcohol!!! ;_; Come on, I need my daily dose!!!
Akari: Anyone who didn't get any alcohol can share with someone.
Marle: *nudges Crono and smiles sweetly*
Crono: *stares at Marle evilly and hugz his alcohol*
Meanwhile, Auron comes upstairs. He's clutching his shirt.
Auron: I love my shirt! *eats it*
Pyra: -_-;; Interesting...
Rikku: *walks over* Hi, Pyra. Hi, Auron. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyra: O_o;;
Rikku: Sorry, just a habit.
Rikku quickly runs over to the 16-YOFT.
Yuffie: Go find something to steal!
Rikku: =D Gladly.
Rikku runs over and stands behind Pyra, making it very obvious that she's there. For some reason, Auron and Pyra don't seem to notice her. O.o
Pyra: Hmm, I wonder what Rikku was doing with my purse back in the basement.
Rikku: *thinking out loud* Oh no, she saw me?!
Pyra: I'd better make sure that everything is here.
Pyra grabs her purse and dumps out the contents on the floor.
Auron: *looking at Pyra's stuff* WTF?? Dragon treats? A Gorillaz CD? O_o Hey, what's that over there?...
Auron picks up the photo of Wakka and examines it.
Auron: Hey!!! 'I LUV YOU PYRA!!!11'? PYRA!!!! YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH WAKKA!!!!!
Pyra: *examines the photo* Wait, it's not mine!!!
Auron: *glares at Pyra and walks off*
Pyra: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ;_;
Pyra grabs her stuff and walks off. Meanwhile with Rinoa, Quistis, Selphie, Raine, Beatrix, Yuna, Lucca, Marle, Leena, and Harle...
Rinoa: Hello, fellow women!! ...I think... *glances at Harle* Anyway, do you all know what you're doing here?
Quistis: Getting ready to kill you? *pulls out a flamethrower*
Selphie: CHEEZE!!!!
Raine: Laguna. =D
Beatrix: Steiner likes younger women!!! I really don't see why he prefers cute young teenagers over me! Come on, just look at me!!! *smiles really fuglily*
Yuna: Kimahri can't swim. I have to go kill Lulu. *pulls out a chainsaw and walks off*
Lucca: Hey, I have to go follow that weird-eyed girl! I can test my inventions on her! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!! *follows Yuna*
Selphie: WAIT FOR MEEEE!!! I WANNA BE TESTED!!!!! *follows Lucca and Yuna*
Marle: I WANT LAAAAAAANCE!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Leena: *pokes Harle* YOU STOLE MY MAAAAN!!!
Harle: *pokes Leena* NOOOOO, YOU STOLE MIIIIIIINE!!!!!!
Rinoa: O-o *sigh* Okay, look. The men we love are all losers.
Quistis: Why are we bringing this up now? I wanna kill some people. You, in particular. *evil grin*
Rinoa: *edges away from Quistis* It's Valentine's Day, we have to deal with this!
Quistis: Hey Rinoa, how much vodka have you had? HUH??? HUH?!?!?!?! *poke poke prod*
Marle: LAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs a brick*
Rinoa: -_-;; *throws Marle into another random corner* Okay, women, listen up...
Next, Cid, Barret, and Wakka are shown.
Cid, Barret, Wakka: OH HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY-
Barret: *hic*
Wakka: You ruined itsh!!! *tries to smack Barret but misses and falls over*
Cid: DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!! :D
Meanwhile with Yuna, Lucca, and Selphie... The three are outside.
Yuna: Why are you two following me?
Lucca: I wanna experiment on you.
Selphie: I wanna be experimented on.
Yuna: O.o Um, I'm going to look for Seymour and Kimahri.
Lucca: Oh, the blue things? =D Yay! Lemme come!!
Selphie: Me too!
Irvine: *walks over* Wait, Selphie, don't go!
Selphie: I WANNA!
Irvine: No!
Selphie: Yes!
Irvine: No!
Selphie: Yes!
Irvine: No!
Selphie: YES! *sets Irvine on fire*
Yuna and Lucca: O-o
Selphie: *grins* Let's go.
The three run outside. Meanwhile, with Squall, Tidus, Crono, and Serge.
Squall: Good thing I got rid of Dagger. :D Hey, you guys ever heard of holes?
Tidus, Crono, and Serge: ??
Squall: This Cloud guy told me that there was this hole between his and Tifa's rooms...
Tidus: And?
Squall: *words are censored*
Serge: O.O
Crono: !!!!
Tidus: COOL!!! Tell us more!
Squall: Okay. Once there was this hole between Seifer's and Quistis's rooms in this hotel we were staying in...
Seifer: *walks over* HEY!
Squall: Wanna listen?
Seifer: ...Yeah.
Now with Dagger...
Dagger: *sigh* This party sucks. Squall keeps running away from me. I sorta wish Zidane was here... I'd better go find him.
Marle: *walks over* Do you know Lance?
Dagger: O_o Um... *looks around* Hey, look, he's over there!
Marle turns around and sees Sephiroth.
Marle: LAAAAAAANCE!!!!! *glomps Sephy*
Sephy: *drunk voice* Jusht becaushe I wash voiced by Lance in KH... *hic* It doeshn't mean I'm Lance... *falls over*
Marle: o.O *runs back to Dagger* Doesn't this party suck?
Dagger: Yeah. Hey, I have an idea! Let's go steal the Highwind and find Zidane! =D
Marle: Okie!
Dagger and Marle run outside and board the Highwind and fly away. Meanwhile, with Vivi, Red XIII, and Cait Sith.
Red XIII: It's so @#$%in' boring here.
Cait Sith: Damn right...
Vivi: How old are you people??
Red XIII: 32423493270498278394!!!!!!
Vivi: ...o-O
Cait Sith: ...But really, we're about 40.
Vivi: AAAAAAHH!!!!!
Pyra: *walks over* I'll save you, Vivi!!
Pyra grabs Vivi and sticks him into another corner of the room.
Pyra: Okay, I have to go stalk Auron now or something. See ya! *walks off*
Steiner: *walks over* Hey Vivi, wanna look at chicks? *grins and holds up binoculars*
Vivi: O.O DO I?!?! *grabs it*
On to Pyra.
Pyra: *sniff* Auron dumped me... Not even Vivi could cheer me up... *glances toward the kitchen* Maybe Shera and Lulu will!
Pyra walks into the kitchen, but she doesn't see Rikku spying on her in the distance.
Pyra: HI! =D
Lulu: Wanna try some poison-infested--er... I mean... NORMAL food? *sweatdrop*
Pyra: Sure.
Shera takes the poison-infested food out of the oven and gives some to Pyra.
Pyra: FOOD! *eats it*
A moment later, she starts to choke.
Pyra: AAAH, IT'S HUMAN FOOD!!!!
Rikku: *runs out* SHE'S POISONED! YAY!!
Shera and Lulu: *sweating severely*
Pyra runs to the kitchen sink and barfs in it.
Rikku: Ah, dammit...
Pyra: You know I'm a dragon!!
Shera: Er, sorry. =D
Akari: *runs in* Pyra, you ruined Tifa's sink! She's gonna be pissed!!!
Pyra: This is the first day ever... First Auron dumps me, now Tifa's gonna kill me... *runs out of the room, crying*
Rikku: Um... The whole Auron thing was sorta my fault.
Akari: *sigh* Quit stalking people, Rikku. *walks away*
Yuna, Lucca, and Selphie are shown next, on the road. Kimahri and Seymour are with them. They're all walking back to Tifa's bar.
Yuna: Tell me again... How did you two get to Midgar??
Seymour: Well, I was taking a cruise on my slave ship, the S.S. Liki...
Yuna: You own that thing?! The guys on there tied us up!
Seymour: Yeah, I ordered them to.
Yuna: What??
Seymour: Nothing... *sweatdrop* Anyway, I saw something wash up on the ship. It was Kimahri and he told me everything about the party.
Lucca: So you two decided to come?
Kimahri: Yep. We weren't invited, so we would raid it. =D
Selphie: That's a really bad idea.
Seymour: Well, you can't stop us!!
Seymour and Kimahri run ahead. Seymour runs up to the bar and kicks the door open.
Seymour: You didn't invite me, you @#$%!!!!
Pyra: *sees Seymour* AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
Seymour: Hey, da chick with the alter ego! :D
Pyra: *jumps onto the ceiling fan* Heeeeelp!!!
Auron and Wakka: I'll save you!!!
Pyra: Auron, you're not mad at me? Wakka, you like me? ^^ Yay!
Wakka: Jump, I'll catch you!
Auron: No, I will!!
Pyra jumps and lands in... Kimahri's arms.
Pyra: Thanks. *pats Kimahri*
Kimahri: *purr*
Wakka: Are you okay?
Auron: Are you hurt?
Wakka: I asked her first, ya!?
Auron: Grr...
Rikku and Lulu walk over, both looking pissed.
Rikku: Come on, Pyra can't steal our men!
Lulu: CHARGE!!!
Lulu and Rikku run to Pyra and fight in a girly way.
Pyra: MWUAHAHAHA! You're no match for me!!!
Akari: NOOOOO!!!!! Pyra, don't do it!!!!
Pyra: *sigh* Fine... Maybe later... *evil grin*
Now with Zidane at the castle. He's sitting in a jail cell.
Zidane: This sucks. What did Pyra do!?
Suddenly Dagger and Marle run into the castle.
Dagger: What happened??
Zidane: Well, I was mad at you, so I ran away from Alexandria and went to Lindblum. Cid invited me on an airship ride but when we were flying, it went crazy and flew into space and crashed on this weird planet. I think Cid's out there, squished under the wreck...
Marle: Heh heh. =D
Zidane: Anyway, I walked up to this castle and saw Pyra dancing through the window. She noticed me and said it was time to pay back for hitting on her in her fanfics. She grabbed my collar, ripped it off, and stuck me into a jail cell. Then she left. I've been here ever since.
Dagger: Poor Zidane. Let's just all go to the party.
Zidane: A party?! I missed all those girls...
Dagger: HEY!
Zidane: =D
Marle: Er, anyway, you do realize that airships can't fly in space?
Zidane: Yeah... O_o I dunno how I got here really, maybe I got a little too high again.
Dagger: Hey, before we leave, maybe we should look around. ^_^
Marle: Look, a refrigerator. Wonder what Pyra eats.
Marle opens the refrigerator and looks inside.
Marle: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! WE HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!
Dagger and Zidane: *look inside too* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The three freak out and run outside. They get in and fly away. Now back at the bar with Steiner, Laguna, Vincent, and Vivi... They're all walking around and looking at chicks. Actually, Vivi is being dragged around against his will.
Vivi: *sigh* This sucks.
Steiner: *looks at Rikku* Hey, she's hot...
Laguna: *looks at Rikku too* Yeah...
Vincent: *looks at her too* =D *drool*
Steiner: *looks at Raine* Hey, look at her!
Laguna: That's my wife!
Steiner: You're married, and looking at chicks??
Laguna: *nods proudly* Hey, look at that ugly one... *points to Akari*
Steiner: Ugh!! *shields eyes*
Vincent: I've been blinded!
Akari: What are you doing??
Laguna: Nothing... *sweatdrop*
Akari: *sigh* Okay... *walks off*
Steiner, Laguna, and Vincent: *stare at Akari's butt* Eeew... *all shudder*
Meanwhile with Cloud and Tifa, in the forest.
Tifa: Waah... I just know that Akari is ruining my bar...
Cloud: Let's go back then! =D
Tifa: Okie!
Tifa and Cloud look around. They realize that they're lost.
Tifa: Um... o.O I guess we should just turn around.
Tifa and Cloud turn around and start walking. Back at the bar...
Akari: *walks into the kitchen* Hey, is the food ready?
Lulu: It was a while ago.
Akari: Why didn't you serve it??
Shera: Pyra tried some, and we're beginning to think that it's dangerous...
Akari: *sigh* Pyra's a dragon. The food would affect her. Now SERVE IT!
Lulu and Shera look around nervously. They take out the food and walk into the main room. They start to hand it out...
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Disclaimer: I don't own Square. Square owns me. =D *holds up hand, on which there is a chain with a tab that says 'PROPERTY OF SQUARE'* Um... On to the chapter!
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CHAPTER III
First, Akari is shown.
Akari: *sigh* When is the alcohol coming?...
Suddenly a truck pulls up. Akari runs outside and sees Reno getting out of it.
Reno: Hi Tifa, did you order 29463208974237 crates of alcohol?
Akari: I'm not Tifa.
Reno: O-o Alrighty then... *sweatdrop*
Akari sees that the truck is marked 'SHINRA ALCOHOL INC.'
Akari: Reno, why are you working for ShinRa??
Reno: Cause ShinRa makes the world happy and purty!!! ^.^
Akari: ...They drugged you, didn't they?
Reno: ...............Yes.
Reno hands Akari the crates of alcohol and turns around. He heads back to the truck. On his back is a sign that says 'KICK ME, I WORK FOR SHINRA'.
Akari: =D *gets ready to kick Reno*
Reno: HEY! *turns around*
Akari kicks Reno in the face.
Akari: Um... Oops... *sweatdrop*
Akari stuffs Reno into the truck and runs back in with the alcohol.
Akari: I HAVE THE ALCOHOL!!!!!!! :D
Pyra: *comes upstairs* Ooh, let me hand it out!
Pyra throws alcohol around the room. One bottle hits Akari in the eye.
Akari: AAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! YOU WILL PAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
Pyra: Um... Yeah. By the way, there's no alcohol left.
Akari: ...Huh?? There were 29463208974237 crates and there isn't enough for 30 people??
Pyra: ...Apparently so.
Marle: Hey, I didn't get any alcohol!!! ;_; Come on, I need my daily dose!!!
Akari: Anyone who didn't get any alcohol can share with someone.
Marle: *nudges Crono and smiles sweetly*
Crono: *stares at Marle evilly and hugz his alcohol*
Meanwhile, Auron comes upstairs. He's clutching his shirt.
Auron: I love my shirt! *eats it*
Pyra: -_-;; Interesting...
Rikku: *walks over* Hi, Pyra. Hi, Auron. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyra: O_o;;
Rikku: Sorry, just a habit.
Rikku quickly runs over to the 16-YOFT.
Yuffie: Go find something to steal!
Rikku: =D Gladly.
Rikku runs over and stands behind Pyra, making it very obvious that she's there. For some reason, Auron and Pyra don't seem to notice her. O.o
Pyra: Hmm, I wonder what Rikku was doing with my purse back in the basement.
Rikku: *thinking out loud* Oh no, she saw me?!
Pyra: I'd better make sure that everything is here.
Pyra grabs her purse and dumps out the contents on the floor.
Auron: *looking at Pyra's stuff* WTF?? Dragon treats? A Gorillaz CD? O_o Hey, what's that over there?...
Auron picks up the photo of Wakka and examines it.
Auron: Hey!!! 'I LUV YOU PYRA!!!11'? PYRA!!!! YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH WAKKA!!!!!
Pyra: *examines the photo* Wait, it's not mine!!!
Auron: *glares at Pyra and walks off*
Pyra: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ;_;
Pyra grabs her stuff and walks off. Meanwhile with Rinoa, Quistis, Selphie, Raine, Beatrix, Yuna, Lucca, Marle, Leena, and Harle...
Rinoa: Hello, fellow women!! ...I think... *glances at Harle* Anyway, do you all know what you're doing here?
Quistis: Getting ready to kill you? *pulls out a flamethrower*
Selphie: CHEEZE!!!!
Raine: Laguna. =D
Beatrix: Steiner likes younger women!!! I really don't see why he prefers cute young teenagers over me! Come on, just look at me!!! *smiles really fuglily*
Yuna: Kimahri can't swim. I have to go kill Lulu. *pulls out a chainsaw and walks off*
Lucca: Hey, I have to go follow that weird-eyed girl! I can test my inventions on her! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!! *follows Yuna*
Selphie: WAIT FOR MEEEE!!! I WANNA BE TESTED!!!!! *follows Lucca and Yuna*
Marle: I WANT LAAAAAAANCE!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Leena: *pokes Harle* YOU STOLE MY MAAAAN!!!
Harle: *pokes Leena* NOOOOO, YOU STOLE MIIIIIIINE!!!!!!
Rinoa: O-o *sigh* Okay, look. The men we love are all losers.
Quistis: Why are we bringing this up now? I wanna kill some people. You, in particular. *evil grin*
Rinoa: *edges away from Quistis* It's Valentine's Day, we have to deal with this!
Quistis: Hey Rinoa, how much vodka have you had? HUH??? HUH?!?!?!?! *poke poke prod*
Marle: LAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs a brick*
Rinoa: -_-;; *throws Marle into another random corner* Okay, women, listen up...
Next, Cid, Barret, and Wakka are shown.
Cid, Barret, Wakka: OH HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY-
Barret: *hic*
Wakka: You ruined itsh!!! *tries to smack Barret but misses and falls over*
Cid: DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!! :D
Meanwhile with Yuna, Lucca, and Selphie... The three are outside.
Yuna: Why are you two following me?
Lucca: I wanna experiment on you.
Selphie: I wanna be experimented on.
Yuna: O.o Um, I'm going to look for Seymour and Kimahri.
Lucca: Oh, the blue things? =D Yay! Lemme come!!
Selphie: Me too!
Irvine: *walks over* Wait, Selphie, don't go!
Selphie: I WANNA!
Irvine: No!
Selphie: Yes!
Irvine: No!
Selphie: Yes!
Irvine: No!
Selphie: YES! *sets Irvine on fire*
Yuna and Lucca: O-o
Selphie: *grins* Let's go.
The three run outside. Meanwhile, with Squall, Tidus, Crono, and Serge.
Squall: Good thing I got rid of Dagger. :D Hey, you guys ever heard of holes?
Tidus, Crono, and Serge: ??
Squall: This Cloud guy told me that there was this hole between his and Tifa's rooms...
Tidus: And?
Squall: *words are censored*
Serge: O.O
Crono: !!!!
Tidus: COOL!!! Tell us more!
Squall: Okay. Once there was this hole between Seifer's and Quistis's rooms in this hotel we were staying in...
Seifer: *walks over* HEY!
Squall: Wanna listen?
Seifer: ...Yeah.
Now with Dagger...
Dagger: *sigh* This party sucks. Squall keeps running away from me. I sorta wish Zidane was here... I'd better go find him.
Marle: *walks over* Do you know Lance?
Dagger: O_o Um... *looks around* Hey, look, he's over there!
Marle turns around and sees Sephiroth.
Marle: LAAAAAAANCE!!!!! *glomps Sephy*
Sephy: *drunk voice* Jusht becaushe I wash voiced by Lance in KH... *hic* It doeshn't mean I'm Lance... *falls over*
Marle: o.O *runs back to Dagger* Doesn't this party suck?
Dagger: Yeah. Hey, I have an idea! Let's go steal the Highwind and find Zidane! =D
Marle: Okie!
Dagger and Marle run outside and board the Highwind and fly away. Meanwhile, with Vivi, Red XIII, and Cait Sith.
Red XIII: It's so @#$%in' boring here.
Cait Sith: Damn right...
Vivi: How old are you people??
Red XIII: 32423493270498278394!!!!!!
Vivi: ...o-O
Cait Sith: ...But really, we're about 40.
Vivi: AAAAAAHH!!!!!
Pyra: *walks over* I'll save you, Vivi!!
Pyra grabs Vivi and sticks him into another corner of the room.
Pyra: Okay, I have to go stalk Auron now or something. See ya! *walks off*
Steiner: *walks over* Hey Vivi, wanna look at chicks? *grins and holds up binoculars*
Vivi: O.O DO I?!?! *grabs it*
On to Pyra.
Pyra: *sniff* Auron dumped me... Not even Vivi could cheer me up... *glances toward the kitchen* Maybe Shera and Lulu will!
Pyra walks into the kitchen, but she doesn't see Rikku spying on her in the distance.
Pyra: HI! =D
Lulu: Wanna try some poison-infested--er... I mean... NORMAL food? *sweatdrop*
Pyra: Sure.
Shera takes the poison-infested food out of the oven and gives some to Pyra.
Pyra: FOOD! *eats it*
A moment later, she starts to choke.
Pyra: AAAH, IT'S HUMAN FOOD!!!!
Rikku: *runs out* SHE'S POISONED! YAY!!
Shera and Lulu: *sweating severely*
Pyra runs to the kitchen sink and barfs in it.
Rikku: Ah, dammit...
Pyra: You know I'm a dragon!!
Shera: Er, sorry. =D
Akari: *runs in* Pyra, you ruined Tifa's sink! She's gonna be pissed!!!
Pyra: This is the first day ever... First Auron dumps me, now Tifa's gonna kill me... *runs out of the room, crying*
Rikku: Um... The whole Auron thing was sorta my fault.
Akari: *sigh* Quit stalking people, Rikku. *walks away*
Yuna, Lucca, and Selphie are shown next, on the road. Kimahri and Seymour are with them. They're all walking back to Tifa's bar.
Yuna: Tell me again... How did you two get to Midgar??
Seymour: Well, I was taking a cruise on my slave ship, the S.S. Liki...
Yuna: You own that thing?! The guys on there tied us up!
Seymour: Yeah, I ordered them to.
Yuna: What??
Seymour: Nothing... *sweatdrop* Anyway, I saw something wash up on the ship. It was Kimahri and he told me everything about the party.
Lucca: So you two decided to come?
Kimahri: Yep. We weren't invited, so we would raid it. =D
Selphie: That's a really bad idea.
Seymour: Well, you can't stop us!!
Seymour and Kimahri run ahead. Seymour runs up to the bar and kicks the door open.
Seymour: You didn't invite me, you @#$%!!!!
Pyra: *sees Seymour* AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
Seymour: Hey, da chick with the alter ego! :D
Pyra: *jumps onto the ceiling fan* Heeeeelp!!!
Auron and Wakka: I'll save you!!!
Pyra: Auron, you're not mad at me? Wakka, you like me? ^^ Yay!
Wakka: Jump, I'll catch you!
Auron: No, I will!!
Pyra jumps and lands in... Kimahri's arms.
Pyra: Thanks. *pats Kimahri*
Kimahri: *purr*
Wakka: Are you okay?
Auron: Are you hurt?
Wakka: I asked her first, ya!?
Auron: Grr...
Rikku and Lulu walk over, both looking pissed.
Rikku: Come on, Pyra can't steal our men!
Lulu: CHARGE!!!
Lulu and Rikku run to Pyra and fight in a girly way.
Pyra: MWUAHAHAHA! You're no match for me!!!
Akari: NOOOOO!!!!! Pyra, don't do it!!!!
Pyra: *sigh* Fine... Maybe later... *evil grin*
Now with Zidane at the castle. He's sitting in a jail cell.
Zidane: This sucks. What did Pyra do!?
Suddenly Dagger and Marle run into the castle.
Dagger: What happened??
Zidane: Well, I was mad at you, so I ran away from Alexandria and went to Lindblum. Cid invited me on an airship ride but when we were flying, it went crazy and flew into space and crashed on this weird planet. I think Cid's out there, squished under the wreck...
Marle: Heh heh. =D
Zidane: Anyway, I walked up to this castle and saw Pyra dancing through the window. She noticed me and said it was time to pay back for hitting on her in her fanfics. She grabbed my collar, ripped it off, and stuck me into a jail cell. Then she left. I've been here ever since.
Dagger: Poor Zidane. Let's just all go to the party.
Zidane: A party?! I missed all those girls...
Dagger: HEY!
Zidane: =D
Marle: Er, anyway, you do realize that airships can't fly in space?
Zidane: Yeah... O_o I dunno how I got here really, maybe I got a little too high again.
Dagger: Hey, before we leave, maybe we should look around. ^_^
Marle: Look, a refrigerator. Wonder what Pyra eats.
Marle opens the refrigerator and looks inside.
Marle: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! WE HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!
Dagger and Zidane: *look inside too* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The three freak out and run outside. They get in and fly away. Now back at the bar with Steiner, Laguna, Vincent, and Vivi... They're all walking around and looking at chicks. Actually, Vivi is being dragged around against his will.
Vivi: *sigh* This sucks.
Steiner: *looks at Rikku* Hey, she's hot...
Laguna: *looks at Rikku too* Yeah...
Vincent: *looks at her too* =D *drool*
Steiner: *looks at Raine* Hey, look at her!
Laguna: That's my wife!
Steiner: You're married, and looking at chicks??
Laguna: *nods proudly* Hey, look at that ugly one... *points to Akari*
Steiner: Ugh!! *shields eyes*
Vincent: I've been blinded!
Akari: What are you doing??
Laguna: Nothing... *sweatdrop*
Akari: *sigh* Okay... *walks off*
Steiner, Laguna, and Vincent: *stare at Akari's butt* Eeew... *all shudder*
Meanwhile with Cloud and Tifa, in the forest.
Tifa: Waah... I just know that Akari is ruining my bar...
Cloud: Let's go back then! =D
Tifa: Okie!
Tifa and Cloud look around. They realize that they're lost.
Tifa: Um... o.O I guess we should just turn around.
Tifa and Cloud turn around and start walking. Back at the bar...
Akari: *walks into the kitchen* Hey, is the food ready?
Lulu: It was a while ago.
Akari: Why didn't you serve it??
Shera: Pyra tried some, and we're beginning to think that it's dangerous...
Akari: *sigh* Pyra's a dragon. The food would affect her. Now SERVE IT!
Lulu and Shera look around nervously. They take out the food and walk into the main room. They start to hand it out...
~*~