Disclaimer: *sigh* I hate repeating this... I OWN EVERYTHING!!! ALL OF
YOU!!! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *gets dragged away*
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CHAPTER V
Tifa and Quistis are shown at the party.
Tifa: Hey, you know how Squall and Cloud are always talking to Crono, Serge, Seifer and Tidus?... Well, they're talking about holes...
Quistis: *gasp* NO!
Tifa: YES!
Quistis: How horrible... They must have spied on me and Seifer during our last vacation... We have to do something!
Tifa: Yeah... *laughs evilly* Let's DANCE WITH THEM!
Quistis: ...o_O
Tifa: Er... Well?
Quistis: Okay! ^^
Meanwhile, Pyra walks into the bar. The two dark figures aren't with her.
Pyra: Hey everybody! :D
Akari: *sigh* What are you doing here again?
Pyra: I'm gonna get revenge on Rikku and Lulu.
Akari: But you're the one who stole their men!
Pyra: Well, whatever. It's too late to call THEM back already.
Akari freezes. Pyra grins evilly, takes out a hammer, and smashes Akari over the head.
Akari: *glare* ...
Pyra: Ahem... I was talking about Drako Auron and Drako Wakka.
Akari: Oh no!! I have to go then... *runs out the door*
Pyra: *shrugs* Oh well. *walks over to Auron and Wakka*
Meanwhile, Shera is in the kitchen.
Shera: *sweatdrop* Why isn't everyone fainting?... I have to go find Lulu... The food is screwed up...
Shera runs outside and finds Akari. She explains about the food and the two head toward Sector 5. Meanwhile in Sector 5...
Lulu: #$#@$#)$@#&!(&#)!@&~!!!!!! To think that I'm missing all those people fainting right now...
Rikku: What do we do?
Lulu: We have three options... 1.) Go back to the bar and make peace with Pyra. 2.) Run back to Spira. Or 3.) We can go fight Pyra and get our men back! *dramatic heroic music plays*
Rikku: ...
Lulu: ...
Rikku: ...
Lulu: Well, #3 definitely won't work.
Rikku: And neither will #1.
Lulu: So #2 is left... But I wanna party!!
Rikku: We have no choice...
Suddenly Shera and Akari run over.
Shera: Lulu, something's wrong with the food! No one's fainting! Are you sure that it was poison we put in there?
Lulu: Yeah, we poisoned it.
Rikku: Wait, so that's why Pyra was choking? I thought it was because she's a dragon.
Lulu: Nope! We stuffed the food with poison! =]
Rikku: AAAAHHH!!!! I'M POISONED!!!!!
Akari: *zaps Rikku*
Rikku: ...Okay, not anymore.
Akari: -_- Let's just go back to the party.
Lulu: But Pyra will kill us!
Akari: We have to find out why no one's fainting, though. Were you using Tifa's poison?
Shera: We actually got it from Yuffie...
Lulu: ...
Rikku: ...
Akari: ...
Shera: ...So, then it's probably dog urine or something weird like that...
Akari: O_o Right. But why were you two trying to poison everyone in the first place??
Shera: The food was originally for Cid and Wakka, but we made a little too much. So we were left with a ton of poison. :D
Akari: o.o You dumbasses! Well, I guess we can all go back to the party... I'll try to get rid of Pyra.
The 4 head back. Meanwhile, back at the party with all the couples...
=Rinoa and Squall=
Rinoa: *dancing with Squall* Why is everyone still dancing??
Squall: *shrugs* Oh well.
=Quistis and Seifer, Tifa and Cloud=
Seifer: *stumbles over to Quistis and Tifa drunkedly* Hey Quishtish, let'sh dance! *hic*
Quistis: o.o Alrighty. *walks off to dance with Seifer*
Tifa: *shrugs* Oh well. CLOUD!! Wanna dance?
Cloud: *walks over* Fine. There's nothing to do now anyway, now that I'm done talking about holes with the guys...
Tifa: WHAT?!
Cloud: *sweatdrop* Nothing...
=Vincent and Yuffie=
Yuffie: *walks over to Kidd, Leena, and Harle* I'm gonna go dance with Vincent. Maybe I'll steal something from him and we can use it as our treasure. =D
Kidd: Okie, whatever.
Yuffie walks off. Kidd, Leena, and Harle tie Serge up.
Serge: *sweatdrop* What are you gonna do to me?
Kidd: ...Um...
Leena: Er, what ARE we gonna do?
Harle: Uh... It's a surprise!
Serge: ...AAAAAHHH!!!!!
Suddenly the door bursts open. Shera, Akari, Lulu, and Rikku run into the bar.
Akari: We're baaaack!!! :D
Tifa: -.- Did you get rid of the dragon girl?
Akari: I will...
Akari walks over to Pyra, Auron, and Wakka who are holding hands to form a circle and dancing that way. o.o
Akari: O_o Er, Pyra... Would you mind leaving?
Pyra: *stops dancing* WHAT?!?! You dare insult me?!
Pyra transforms into Dark Pyra.
Akari: ...Oh #$()#$)*(&#$)*&%(*&$)($^#@*^$!!!!!
Everyone stops dancing and turns to Akari and Dark Pyra. Suddenly, the two figures from before appear in the bar. They're both wearing cloaks and their faces aren't visible.
Figure 1: We're here, Your Dragoness!
Dark Pyra: Good. I want you to kill her! *points to Akari*
Figure 2: But that doesn't look like Rikku or Lulu.
Dark Pyra: TOO DAMN BAD!!!
Akari: -.- You really want to kill me? Shame on you!
Akari kicks Dark Pyra and she falls over.
Dark Pyra: Oww...
Everyone: o_O
Figure 1: We must help our mistress!
The cloaks slip off the figures to reveal that they're... Drako Auron and Drako Wakka!!
Everyone: *dramatic gasps*
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CHAPTER V
Tifa and Quistis are shown at the party.
Tifa: Hey, you know how Squall and Cloud are always talking to Crono, Serge, Seifer and Tidus?... Well, they're talking about holes...
Quistis: *gasp* NO!
Tifa: YES!
Quistis: How horrible... They must have spied on me and Seifer during our last vacation... We have to do something!
Tifa: Yeah... *laughs evilly* Let's DANCE WITH THEM!
Quistis: ...o_O
Tifa: Er... Well?
Quistis: Okay! ^^
Meanwhile, Pyra walks into the bar. The two dark figures aren't with her.
Pyra: Hey everybody! :D
Akari: *sigh* What are you doing here again?
Pyra: I'm gonna get revenge on Rikku and Lulu.
Akari: But you're the one who stole their men!
Pyra: Well, whatever. It's too late to call THEM back already.
Akari freezes. Pyra grins evilly, takes out a hammer, and smashes Akari over the head.
Akari: *glare* ...
Pyra: Ahem... I was talking about Drako Auron and Drako Wakka.
Akari: Oh no!! I have to go then... *runs out the door*
Pyra: *shrugs* Oh well. *walks over to Auron and Wakka*
Meanwhile, Shera is in the kitchen.
Shera: *sweatdrop* Why isn't everyone fainting?... I have to go find Lulu... The food is screwed up...
Shera runs outside and finds Akari. She explains about the food and the two head toward Sector 5. Meanwhile in Sector 5...
Lulu: #$#@$#)$@#&!(&#)!@&~!!!!!! To think that I'm missing all those people fainting right now...
Rikku: What do we do?
Lulu: We have three options... 1.) Go back to the bar and make peace with Pyra. 2.) Run back to Spira. Or 3.) We can go fight Pyra and get our men back! *dramatic heroic music plays*
Rikku: ...
Lulu: ...
Rikku: ...
Lulu: Well, #3 definitely won't work.
Rikku: And neither will #1.
Lulu: So #2 is left... But I wanna party!!
Rikku: We have no choice...
Suddenly Shera and Akari run over.
Shera: Lulu, something's wrong with the food! No one's fainting! Are you sure that it was poison we put in there?
Lulu: Yeah, we poisoned it.
Rikku: Wait, so that's why Pyra was choking? I thought it was because she's a dragon.
Lulu: Nope! We stuffed the food with poison! =]
Rikku: AAAAHHH!!!! I'M POISONED!!!!!
Akari: *zaps Rikku*
Rikku: ...Okay, not anymore.
Akari: -_- Let's just go back to the party.
Lulu: But Pyra will kill us!
Akari: We have to find out why no one's fainting, though. Were you using Tifa's poison?
Shera: We actually got it from Yuffie...
Lulu: ...
Rikku: ...
Akari: ...
Shera: ...So, then it's probably dog urine or something weird like that...
Akari: O_o Right. But why were you two trying to poison everyone in the first place??
Shera: The food was originally for Cid and Wakka, but we made a little too much. So we were left with a ton of poison. :D
Akari: o.o You dumbasses! Well, I guess we can all go back to the party... I'll try to get rid of Pyra.
The 4 head back. Meanwhile, back at the party with all the couples...
=Rinoa and Squall=
Rinoa: *dancing with Squall* Why is everyone still dancing??
Squall: *shrugs* Oh well.
=Quistis and Seifer, Tifa and Cloud=
Seifer: *stumbles over to Quistis and Tifa drunkedly* Hey Quishtish, let'sh dance! *hic*
Quistis: o.o Alrighty. *walks off to dance with Seifer*
Tifa: *shrugs* Oh well. CLOUD!! Wanna dance?
Cloud: *walks over* Fine. There's nothing to do now anyway, now that I'm done talking about holes with the guys...
Tifa: WHAT?!
Cloud: *sweatdrop* Nothing...
=Vincent and Yuffie=
Yuffie: *walks over to Kidd, Leena, and Harle* I'm gonna go dance with Vincent. Maybe I'll steal something from him and we can use it as our treasure. =D
Kidd: Okie, whatever.
Yuffie walks off. Kidd, Leena, and Harle tie Serge up.
Serge: *sweatdrop* What are you gonna do to me?
Kidd: ...Um...
Leena: Er, what ARE we gonna do?
Harle: Uh... It's a surprise!
Serge: ...AAAAAHHH!!!!!
Suddenly the door bursts open. Shera, Akari, Lulu, and Rikku run into the bar.
Akari: We're baaaack!!! :D
Tifa: -.- Did you get rid of the dragon girl?
Akari: I will...
Akari walks over to Pyra, Auron, and Wakka who are holding hands to form a circle and dancing that way. o.o
Akari: O_o Er, Pyra... Would you mind leaving?
Pyra: *stops dancing* WHAT?!?! You dare insult me?!
Pyra transforms into Dark Pyra.
Akari: ...Oh #$()#$)*(&#$)*&%(*&$)($^#@*^$!!!!!
Everyone stops dancing and turns to Akari and Dark Pyra. Suddenly, the two figures from before appear in the bar. They're both wearing cloaks and their faces aren't visible.
Figure 1: We're here, Your Dragoness!
Dark Pyra: Good. I want you to kill her! *points to Akari*
Figure 2: But that doesn't look like Rikku or Lulu.
Dark Pyra: TOO DAMN BAD!!!
Akari: -.- You really want to kill me? Shame on you!
Akari kicks Dark Pyra and she falls over.
Dark Pyra: Oww...
Everyone: o_O
Figure 1: We must help our mistress!
The cloaks slip off the figures to reveal that they're... Drako Auron and Drako Wakka!!
Everyone: *dramatic gasps*
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