Disclaimer: *sitting in a jail cell* Why does this always happen to me? -_-
I own nothing!!! *gets beaten over the head with a hammer*
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CHAPTER VI
Drako Wakka: Hey, much machine to eat here! =D
Drako Auron and Dark Pyra: -.-
Tifa: *notices that Drako Wakka is eating a piece of her couch* NOOO!!!
Dark Pyra: Hide your furniture. He likes to eat stuff.
Tifa: Oh no... NOT THE STEREO!!
Drako Wakka eats the stereo like the stupid mutant he is.
Tifa: WAAAHH!!! ;_;
Dark Pyra: It's all genetics...
Wakka: Haha, that's ri-...HEY!
Tifa: *looking at the spot where her stereo used to be* Noo... My stereo... WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Akari: o.o *zaps Tifa a new stereo*
Tifa: Hey, kewl! *hugs it*
Dark Pyra: Alright, Drako Guardians... It's time to destroy the Black Mage and the weird-eyed thief!
The Drako Guardians dive at Yuffie and Vivi.
Yuffie and Vivi: *being eaten o.o* AAAAAAHHH!!!!
Dark Pyra: ...No, I meant Rikku and Lulu.
Drako Auron: We are sorry, Mistress...
The Drako Guardians back off.
Yuffie: *examines own eyes, somehow O.o* My eyes aren't weird!!
Akari: Yeah they are. For 2 years, I thought that they were brown... Then I realized that they're grey... And now they look purple...
Dark Pyra: *glares at Akari* Shut up. -.- *turns to the Drako Guardians* You two, kill Lulu and Rikku now!
Rikku and Lulu: *horrified* NOO!!!!
Akari: There must be a way to stop this... WAIT! I know what we can do!
Dark Pyra: *face lights up* Take over the world?
Akari: ^^ Nope. I have the answer to this, no violence required!
Drako Auron and Drako Wakka: ;_; Noooo!
Akari: :] Here's what we'll do...
A few hours pass... Akari and Ryu are shown now sitting at the bar table.
Ryu: That was a great idea you had.
Akari: ^___^ I know, I'm so smart.
Ryu: -.- Soo, happy Valentine's Day!
Akari: You too! *kisses Ryu*
Ryu: @_@
Akari: o___O Um, yeah, okay. Ya know, this fic had sorta nothing to do with Valentine's Day.
Ryu: Well, what's the sequel gonna be called?
Akari: *pokes the reader* The sequel is out! ^.~
Ryu: HEY, NO ADVERTISING!! *bashes Akari with a hammer*
Akari: -_- Hey, I said no violence required.
Meanwhile with Shera and Cid...
Cid is stumbling around, completely drunk. Shera walks over to him.
Shera: Soo... Sorry about when Akari had to zap you and Wakka away.
Cid: *hic* Whatever...
Shera: Wanna dance?
Cid: Shure. *hic*
Shera: *looks over to Tifa's new stereo* ...Darn, Barret's sorta committing acts of violence on it...
Barret: *smashing the stereo with a chair* DIE, ROB ZOMBIE, DIIIIEEEEEE!!! *hic*
Shera: -.- Oh well. What do you wanna do now?
Cid: I dunno... *hic*
Shera: Hmm... *kisses Cid*
Cid: @_@
Shera: o.o *backs away slowly*
On to Yuffie and Vincent...
Vincent: So, what were you doing with Kidd, Zidane, and Rikku anyway?
Yuffie: *sweatdrop* Nothing... We sure weren't discussing how to steal stuff from you to use as a treasure, especially...
Vincent: ...Get your hand out of my pocket.
Yuffie: o.o Sorry.
Vincent: -_- You're trying to steal my stuff? Then I guess I can't give you this.
Vincent holds up a crumpled up piece of paper with coffee stains and grease on it and smiles cheesily.
Yuffie: Hey, what is that? Gimme!!
Yuffie grabs the paper.
Yuffie: *unamused* A Valentine's Day card?
Vincent: Yep! I... *blushes* Made it for you.
Yuffie: THEN WHY THE HELL DOES IT SAY 'FOR MY LOVE LUCRECIA' ON IT?!?!?!
Vincent: Oh... Um, about that... ^^;;
Yuffie: ...To hell with it.
Yuffie jumps on Vincent and kisses him.
Vincent: @_@ I have another gift for you too!
Vincent pulls out a box of liquor cherries.
Yuffie: YEAH!!! ALCOHOL!!! *eats them all*
Vincent: -.- Alrighty...
Yuffie: MORE!! *gains up on Vincent*
Vincent: 0.0 Time to take serious measures...
Vincent pulls out his gun and shoots Yuffie a few times. He grins and runs away. On to Squall and Rinoa.
Squall: Hey, let's dance!
Rinoa: =D Okie! ...Wait, the stereo's broken... Barret seems to be setting it on fire now...
Squall: Well, let's fix it! *holds up a wrench and grins*
Rinoa: O-o No, let's just dance without music.
Squall: Kay then.
Squall and Rinoa dance around the room, breaking Tifa's valuable stuff. Tifa is shown in the background, crying.
Squall: I luv you, Rinoa!
Rinoa: I luv you too Squall! *kisses him*
Squall: @_@
Akari: *runs over and kills them both* YAY! THEY'RE DEAD!!!
Everyone: WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!
Next, Quistis and Seifer are shown.
Quistis: I'm soo happy that those two are dead!! ^___^
Seifer: Yeah!! :D
Quistis: Anyway... *kisses Seifer*
Seifer: @_@...
Quistis: ...
Quistis jumps on Seifer and they crazily make out. O.O Meanwhile with Selphie and Irvine...
Irvine: *looking at Quistis and Seifer* Wow...
Selphie: ...Irvine?? Last time I saw you, I knocked you out with my nunchaku... ^^
Irvine: Whateva. *still staring at Quistis and Seifer* Wish we could be like that... *drool*
Selphie: -.- Excuse me?
Irvine: I WANNA MAKE OUT!!!
Selphie: ...o_O Okie. *kisses Irvine*
Irvine: @___@
Selphie: Um... Yeah...
Irvine: Need...more...
Selphie: Kay! =] *glomps Irvine and makes out with him o.o*
On to Laguna and Raine.
Laguna: What's the use of trying / All you get is pain / When I wanted Julia / I got Raine!!! :]
Raine: SHUT UP! *whacks Laguna on the head*
Laguna: ...Hey, aren't you sorta dead?
Raine: *evil grin* If I was dead... Could I do this? *kisses Laguna*
Laguna: @_@ No.
Raine: My point. -.- *kisses him again*
Laguna: #.#
Raine: ...Cool, it's a random effect every time! *kisses him again*
Laguna: 6_6
Raine: ...Oh my... *runs away quickly*
Steiner and Beatrix are shown next.
Steiner: *looking at Rikku through the binoculars* Yeah baby...
Beatrix: Hey! Gimme those!! *grabs the binoculars*
Steiner: I wasn't finished. ;D
Beatrix: You're not gonna finish. *puts a leash around Steiner's neck.
Steiner: *barks o-o*
Beatrix: Good boy. ^_^ *kisses Steiner*
Steiner: @_@
Beatrix: ...Don't do that. *tugs leash*
Steiner: *whines*
Dagger and Zidane are shown.
Dagger: Zidane...
Zidane: Hmph. I don't wanna talk to you.
Dagger: o.O You did before.
Zidane: Um... Er... Ah, @#$%.
Dagger: I'm sorry for what I said before... I really do love you.
Suddenly the background gets all flowery and pink. Cherry blossoms randomly appear out of nowhere.
Zidane: I love you too...
The background disappears.
Dagger: ...Actually, I just said that cause I wanna make out with you. *kisses Zidane*
Zidane: @_@ YATTA!
Zidane and Dagger make out. -.- Meanwhile with Crono and Marle...
Marle: Ya know... I don't want Lance anymore.
Crono: Good. Do you... *'hot' voice* Want me? =]
Marle: *thinks* ...No, not really.
Crono: -.- I see.
Marle: Well, on the other hand, your hair sorta looks like Lance's...
Crono: *runs hand through hair* :D Wanna make out, then?
Marle: Okie! *kisses Crono*
Crono: @_@
Marle: o.o Whoa. Anyway, can I have some alcohol now?
Crono: NO! *hugz his alcohol*
Kidd, Leena, Harle, and Serge are shown.
Serge: Come on... You guys aren't using me for anything, so just let me go!
Leena: Well... Alright.
Serge: WOOHOO!!! *grabs Kidd and runs off*
Leena: ...What just happened?
Harle: We got dissed. Let's go get drunk, non?
Leena: Kay.
Leena and Harle go drink. Meanwhile with Kidd and Serge in another part of the room...
Kidd: What was that for?
Serge: I dunno... I feel horny. =]
Kidd: -.- Must be the hormones...
Serge: Wha??
Kidd: Nothing...
Serge: Well, wanna make out?
Kidd: DO I?!?! *kisses Serge*
Serge: @_@ MORE!!
Kidd jumps on Serge and they make out. O.o Tidus and Yuna are shown next.
Yuna: This party sux0rz.
Tidus: Yep. But it is Valentine's Day. *hint hint wink wink*
Yuna: Eh? Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?
Tidus: ...Maybe. *perverted grin*
Yuna: ^_^ Okay, I get it! *jumps on a table* HEY EVERYONE, LET'S PLAY CHARADES!!!
Tidus: -_- *pulls Yuna down* That's not what I had in mind.
Yuna: o.o What, you like Twister better?
Tidus: ...No.
Yuna: Kay... *kisses Tidus*
Tidus: @_@ Yay!
Yuna: ...Hey, I can do that! @_@_@
Tidus: *smacks own forehead* Dumbass.
On to Lucca and Seymour.
Lucca: *dancing with Seymour* I wish I had more lines and this fic.
Seymour: So do I.
Dark Pyra walks over.
Dark Pyra: SEYMOUR! *squish* Lucca, I wanna dance!!
Lucca: No. *glare*
Dark Pyra: Then screw you. :}
Dark Pyra kicks Lucca, who falls over in pain and shrivels up. o.o Sorry. *author gets poked*
Dark Pyra: Woohoo, let's dance!! *dances with Seymour*
A few hours later...
Dark Pyra: *snooore* We've been dancing for hours...
Seymour: Yeah. -.-
Dark Pyra: You are a cheese. *walks away from Seymour*
Seymour: That makes no sense... *goes off to drink or something*
Akari: PYRA!!
Dark Pyra transforms into Pyra and walks over to Akari.
Pyra: Wha?
Akari: Look at my idea! *cheesy grin*
Akari points out Rikku making out with Drako Auron and Lulu making out with Drako Wakka.
Pyra: *gasp* Drako Guardians! Don't slip to the other side!
Drako Auron and Drako Wakka: Whatever. @_@
Akari: Come on, wouldn't you rather have Wakka and Auron than Drako Auron and Drako Wakka?
Pyra: Hmm...
Pyra compares the Drako Guardians' wings to Wakka's and Auron's hotness.
Pyra: Uh... I'll take the Drako Guardians. ^_^
Akari: O.O NO! You'll screw up the fic!
Pyra: Er, okie. *changes answer somehow*
Auron and Wakka: YAY!
Pyra: ;D *kisses Auron and Wakka*
Auron and Wakka: @___@
Meanwhile with Yuffie. She somehow wakes up, even though she was shot before.
Yuffie: -.- *rubs head* Must...find...treasure... Hmm....
Yuffie runs over to Vincent, who is setting up a VCR with some other FF dudes. She sticks her hand in his pocket, takes some stuff out, and runs off. O.o
Yuffie: *examines the stuff* Let's see. Lipstick... O_O A photo of Cid in a bikini... O___O A pass to a male strip club... Oh my! This must mean that... VINCENT IS G-
Kidd: *runs over* Do you have the treasure?
Yuffie: -.- Ahem. I was in the middle of a sentence... VINCENT IS GENEROUS!!!
Everyone: What the hell?? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Yuffie: I know. I needed something to replace the word 'gay', cause we all know that Vincent isn't.
Everyone: *stares at Vincent* Isn't that right??
Vincent: *nervous* Why are you all staring at me? *starts to cry*
Mascara starts to drip from Vincent's eyes as tears slide down his face. o_o
Yuffie: O.O I no longer like him...
Kidd: TREASURE!
Yuffie: Oh, right... Hm...
Yuffie runs over to her Collection of Shit CDs©. She grabs some shit and gives it to Kidd.
Kidd: What the... Britney Spears? Backstreet Boys? ELTON JOHN!?!?! This stuff... IS GENIUS!
Yuffie: o___o;;
Zidane: *runs over* Elton John! W00T!!
Rikku: *runs over too* Yay!!! *eats the Elton John CD*
Yuffie: Oh my... *runs away quickly*
Finally with Barret, Red XIII, Cait Sith, Vincent, Kimahri, and Seymour. They're all watching a tape...
TV: Welcome to XXX Theater... DISNEY EDITION!
Kimahri: WOOHOO!!
Seymour: CHICKS!!
Barret: YEAAAAHH!!!
Cait Sith: *drool*
Red XIII: W00T!!!
Vincent: ... *doesn't seem interested in the women, and is looking at Cid intently*
Everyone: o.o *edges away from Vincent*
Barret: Now we all know why he doesn't rant about Lucrecia as much these days...
On to Cid.
Cid: *drunk to death* WHERE'SH MY HIGHWIND?!?! *hic*
Dagger: *overhears Cid* Um... Nowhere... *sweatdrop*
Cid: How would you know?? *hic*
Dagger: ...Ah shit. *runs*
Finally, everyone is shown in the center of the room.
Pyra: Hey, wasn't I supposed to be paired with only Auron?
Wakka: ;_;
Pyra: ...Ah, to hell with it. *kisses Wakka and Auron*
Wakka and Auron: @_@
Pyra: ^.^
Akari: Er... It's over. Go away. *pokes the reader*
Reader: NO! I WANT MORE!!!
Akari: ...xD You're kidding.
~*CREDITS*~
Everyone as themselves. -.-
TEH END!!!!!!111:D
Pyra: Yeaaah! It's over!
Akari: -_-;;
Teh end. No, really.
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Thanks for reading this load of shit. O.o Thanks to Pyra most of all for coping with the crap I write and for agreeing to co-author. ^^v Bye!
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CHAPTER VI
Drako Wakka: Hey, much machine to eat here! =D
Drako Auron and Dark Pyra: -.-
Tifa: *notices that Drako Wakka is eating a piece of her couch* NOOO!!!
Dark Pyra: Hide your furniture. He likes to eat stuff.
Tifa: Oh no... NOT THE STEREO!!
Drako Wakka eats the stereo like the stupid mutant he is.
Tifa: WAAAHH!!! ;_;
Dark Pyra: It's all genetics...
Wakka: Haha, that's ri-...HEY!
Tifa: *looking at the spot where her stereo used to be* Noo... My stereo... WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Akari: o.o *zaps Tifa a new stereo*
Tifa: Hey, kewl! *hugs it*
Dark Pyra: Alright, Drako Guardians... It's time to destroy the Black Mage and the weird-eyed thief!
The Drako Guardians dive at Yuffie and Vivi.
Yuffie and Vivi: *being eaten o.o* AAAAAAHHH!!!!
Dark Pyra: ...No, I meant Rikku and Lulu.
Drako Auron: We are sorry, Mistress...
The Drako Guardians back off.
Yuffie: *examines own eyes, somehow O.o* My eyes aren't weird!!
Akari: Yeah they are. For 2 years, I thought that they were brown... Then I realized that they're grey... And now they look purple...
Dark Pyra: *glares at Akari* Shut up. -.- *turns to the Drako Guardians* You two, kill Lulu and Rikku now!
Rikku and Lulu: *horrified* NOO!!!!
Akari: There must be a way to stop this... WAIT! I know what we can do!
Dark Pyra: *face lights up* Take over the world?
Akari: ^^ Nope. I have the answer to this, no violence required!
Drako Auron and Drako Wakka: ;_; Noooo!
Akari: :] Here's what we'll do...
A few hours pass... Akari and Ryu are shown now sitting at the bar table.
Ryu: That was a great idea you had.
Akari: ^___^ I know, I'm so smart.
Ryu: -.- Soo, happy Valentine's Day!
Akari: You too! *kisses Ryu*
Ryu: @_@
Akari: o___O Um, yeah, okay. Ya know, this fic had sorta nothing to do with Valentine's Day.
Ryu: Well, what's the sequel gonna be called?
Akari: *pokes the reader* The sequel is out! ^.~
Ryu: HEY, NO ADVERTISING!! *bashes Akari with a hammer*
Akari: -_- Hey, I said no violence required.
Meanwhile with Shera and Cid...
Cid is stumbling around, completely drunk. Shera walks over to him.
Shera: Soo... Sorry about when Akari had to zap you and Wakka away.
Cid: *hic* Whatever...
Shera: Wanna dance?
Cid: Shure. *hic*
Shera: *looks over to Tifa's new stereo* ...Darn, Barret's sorta committing acts of violence on it...
Barret: *smashing the stereo with a chair* DIE, ROB ZOMBIE, DIIIIEEEEEE!!! *hic*
Shera: -.- Oh well. What do you wanna do now?
Cid: I dunno... *hic*
Shera: Hmm... *kisses Cid*
Cid: @_@
Shera: o.o *backs away slowly*
On to Yuffie and Vincent...
Vincent: So, what were you doing with Kidd, Zidane, and Rikku anyway?
Yuffie: *sweatdrop* Nothing... We sure weren't discussing how to steal stuff from you to use as a treasure, especially...
Vincent: ...Get your hand out of my pocket.
Yuffie: o.o Sorry.
Vincent: -_- You're trying to steal my stuff? Then I guess I can't give you this.
Vincent holds up a crumpled up piece of paper with coffee stains and grease on it and smiles cheesily.
Yuffie: Hey, what is that? Gimme!!
Yuffie grabs the paper.
Yuffie: *unamused* A Valentine's Day card?
Vincent: Yep! I... *blushes* Made it for you.
Yuffie: THEN WHY THE HELL DOES IT SAY 'FOR MY LOVE LUCRECIA' ON IT?!?!?!
Vincent: Oh... Um, about that... ^^;;
Yuffie: ...To hell with it.
Yuffie jumps on Vincent and kisses him.
Vincent: @_@ I have another gift for you too!
Vincent pulls out a box of liquor cherries.
Yuffie: YEAH!!! ALCOHOL!!! *eats them all*
Vincent: -.- Alrighty...
Yuffie: MORE!! *gains up on Vincent*
Vincent: 0.0 Time to take serious measures...
Vincent pulls out his gun and shoots Yuffie a few times. He grins and runs away. On to Squall and Rinoa.
Squall: Hey, let's dance!
Rinoa: =D Okie! ...Wait, the stereo's broken... Barret seems to be setting it on fire now...
Squall: Well, let's fix it! *holds up a wrench and grins*
Rinoa: O-o No, let's just dance without music.
Squall: Kay then.
Squall and Rinoa dance around the room, breaking Tifa's valuable stuff. Tifa is shown in the background, crying.
Squall: I luv you, Rinoa!
Rinoa: I luv you too Squall! *kisses him*
Squall: @_@
Akari: *runs over and kills them both* YAY! THEY'RE DEAD!!!
Everyone: WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!
Next, Quistis and Seifer are shown.
Quistis: I'm soo happy that those two are dead!! ^___^
Seifer: Yeah!! :D
Quistis: Anyway... *kisses Seifer*
Seifer: @_@...
Quistis: ...
Quistis jumps on Seifer and they crazily make out. O.O Meanwhile with Selphie and Irvine...
Irvine: *looking at Quistis and Seifer* Wow...
Selphie: ...Irvine?? Last time I saw you, I knocked you out with my nunchaku... ^^
Irvine: Whateva. *still staring at Quistis and Seifer* Wish we could be like that... *drool*
Selphie: -.- Excuse me?
Irvine: I WANNA MAKE OUT!!!
Selphie: ...o_O Okie. *kisses Irvine*
Irvine: @___@
Selphie: Um... Yeah...
Irvine: Need...more...
Selphie: Kay! =] *glomps Irvine and makes out with him o.o*
On to Laguna and Raine.
Laguna: What's the use of trying / All you get is pain / When I wanted Julia / I got Raine!!! :]
Raine: SHUT UP! *whacks Laguna on the head*
Laguna: ...Hey, aren't you sorta dead?
Raine: *evil grin* If I was dead... Could I do this? *kisses Laguna*
Laguna: @_@ No.
Raine: My point. -.- *kisses him again*
Laguna: #.#
Raine: ...Cool, it's a random effect every time! *kisses him again*
Laguna: 6_6
Raine: ...Oh my... *runs away quickly*
Steiner and Beatrix are shown next.
Steiner: *looking at Rikku through the binoculars* Yeah baby...
Beatrix: Hey! Gimme those!! *grabs the binoculars*
Steiner: I wasn't finished. ;D
Beatrix: You're not gonna finish. *puts a leash around Steiner's neck.
Steiner: *barks o-o*
Beatrix: Good boy. ^_^ *kisses Steiner*
Steiner: @_@
Beatrix: ...Don't do that. *tugs leash*
Steiner: *whines*
Dagger and Zidane are shown.
Dagger: Zidane...
Zidane: Hmph. I don't wanna talk to you.
Dagger: o.O You did before.
Zidane: Um... Er... Ah, @#$%.
Dagger: I'm sorry for what I said before... I really do love you.
Suddenly the background gets all flowery and pink. Cherry blossoms randomly appear out of nowhere.
Zidane: I love you too...
The background disappears.
Dagger: ...Actually, I just said that cause I wanna make out with you. *kisses Zidane*
Zidane: @_@ YATTA!
Zidane and Dagger make out. -.- Meanwhile with Crono and Marle...
Marle: Ya know... I don't want Lance anymore.
Crono: Good. Do you... *'hot' voice* Want me? =]
Marle: *thinks* ...No, not really.
Crono: -.- I see.
Marle: Well, on the other hand, your hair sorta looks like Lance's...
Crono: *runs hand through hair* :D Wanna make out, then?
Marle: Okie! *kisses Crono*
Crono: @_@
Marle: o.o Whoa. Anyway, can I have some alcohol now?
Crono: NO! *hugz his alcohol*
Kidd, Leena, Harle, and Serge are shown.
Serge: Come on... You guys aren't using me for anything, so just let me go!
Leena: Well... Alright.
Serge: WOOHOO!!! *grabs Kidd and runs off*
Leena: ...What just happened?
Harle: We got dissed. Let's go get drunk, non?
Leena: Kay.
Leena and Harle go drink. Meanwhile with Kidd and Serge in another part of the room...
Kidd: What was that for?
Serge: I dunno... I feel horny. =]
Kidd: -.- Must be the hormones...
Serge: Wha??
Kidd: Nothing...
Serge: Well, wanna make out?
Kidd: DO I?!?! *kisses Serge*
Serge: @_@ MORE!!
Kidd jumps on Serge and they make out. O.o Tidus and Yuna are shown next.
Yuna: This party sux0rz.
Tidus: Yep. But it is Valentine's Day. *hint hint wink wink*
Yuna: Eh? Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?
Tidus: ...Maybe. *perverted grin*
Yuna: ^_^ Okay, I get it! *jumps on a table* HEY EVERYONE, LET'S PLAY CHARADES!!!
Tidus: -_- *pulls Yuna down* That's not what I had in mind.
Yuna: o.o What, you like Twister better?
Tidus: ...No.
Yuna: Kay... *kisses Tidus*
Tidus: @_@ Yay!
Yuna: ...Hey, I can do that! @_@_@
Tidus: *smacks own forehead* Dumbass.
On to Lucca and Seymour.
Lucca: *dancing with Seymour* I wish I had more lines and this fic.
Seymour: So do I.
Dark Pyra walks over.
Dark Pyra: SEYMOUR! *squish* Lucca, I wanna dance!!
Lucca: No. *glare*
Dark Pyra: Then screw you. :}
Dark Pyra kicks Lucca, who falls over in pain and shrivels up. o.o Sorry. *author gets poked*
Dark Pyra: Woohoo, let's dance!! *dances with Seymour*
A few hours later...
Dark Pyra: *snooore* We've been dancing for hours...
Seymour: Yeah. -.-
Dark Pyra: You are a cheese. *walks away from Seymour*
Seymour: That makes no sense... *goes off to drink or something*
Akari: PYRA!!
Dark Pyra transforms into Pyra and walks over to Akari.
Pyra: Wha?
Akari: Look at my idea! *cheesy grin*
Akari points out Rikku making out with Drako Auron and Lulu making out with Drako Wakka.
Pyra: *gasp* Drako Guardians! Don't slip to the other side!
Drako Auron and Drako Wakka: Whatever. @_@
Akari: Come on, wouldn't you rather have Wakka and Auron than Drako Auron and Drako Wakka?
Pyra: Hmm...
Pyra compares the Drako Guardians' wings to Wakka's and Auron's hotness.
Pyra: Uh... I'll take the Drako Guardians. ^_^
Akari: O.O NO! You'll screw up the fic!
Pyra: Er, okie. *changes answer somehow*
Auron and Wakka: YAY!
Pyra: ;D *kisses Auron and Wakka*
Auron and Wakka: @___@
Meanwhile with Yuffie. She somehow wakes up, even though she was shot before.
Yuffie: -.- *rubs head* Must...find...treasure... Hmm....
Yuffie runs over to Vincent, who is setting up a VCR with some other FF dudes. She sticks her hand in his pocket, takes some stuff out, and runs off. O.o
Yuffie: *examines the stuff* Let's see. Lipstick... O_O A photo of Cid in a bikini... O___O A pass to a male strip club... Oh my! This must mean that... VINCENT IS G-
Kidd: *runs over* Do you have the treasure?
Yuffie: -.- Ahem. I was in the middle of a sentence... VINCENT IS GENEROUS!!!
Everyone: What the hell?? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Yuffie: I know. I needed something to replace the word 'gay', cause we all know that Vincent isn't.
Everyone: *stares at Vincent* Isn't that right??
Vincent: *nervous* Why are you all staring at me? *starts to cry*
Mascara starts to drip from Vincent's eyes as tears slide down his face. o_o
Yuffie: O.O I no longer like him...
Kidd: TREASURE!
Yuffie: Oh, right... Hm...
Yuffie runs over to her Collection of Shit CDs©. She grabs some shit and gives it to Kidd.
Kidd: What the... Britney Spears? Backstreet Boys? ELTON JOHN!?!?! This stuff... IS GENIUS!
Yuffie: o___o;;
Zidane: *runs over* Elton John! W00T!!
Rikku: *runs over too* Yay!!! *eats the Elton John CD*
Yuffie: Oh my... *runs away quickly*
Finally with Barret, Red XIII, Cait Sith, Vincent, Kimahri, and Seymour. They're all watching a tape...
TV: Welcome to XXX Theater... DISNEY EDITION!
Kimahri: WOOHOO!!
Seymour: CHICKS!!
Barret: YEAAAAHH!!!
Cait Sith: *drool*
Red XIII: W00T!!!
Vincent: ... *doesn't seem interested in the women, and is looking at Cid intently*
Everyone: o.o *edges away from Vincent*
Barret: Now we all know why he doesn't rant about Lucrecia as much these days...
On to Cid.
Cid: *drunk to death* WHERE'SH MY HIGHWIND?!?! *hic*
Dagger: *overhears Cid* Um... Nowhere... *sweatdrop*
Cid: How would you know?? *hic*
Dagger: ...Ah shit. *runs*
Finally, everyone is shown in the center of the room.
Pyra: Hey, wasn't I supposed to be paired with only Auron?
Wakka: ;_;
Pyra: ...Ah, to hell with it. *kisses Wakka and Auron*
Wakka and Auron: @_@
Pyra: ^.^
Akari: Er... It's over. Go away. *pokes the reader*
Reader: NO! I WANT MORE!!!
Akari: ...xD You're kidding.
~*CREDITS*~
Everyone as themselves. -.-
TEH END!!!!!!111:D
Pyra: Yeaaah! It's over!
Akari: -_-;;
Teh end. No, really.
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Thanks for reading this load of shit. O.o Thanks to Pyra most of all for coping with the crap I write and for agreeing to co-author. ^^v Bye!