Romeo: My life sucks. I shall never love another woman again.
Juliet: Hi.
Romeo: Wow, she's hot. Let's get married.
Tybalt: Romeo sucks. You suck, too, Mercutio. Let's fight.
Mercutio: OK!
Benvolio: Well, this sucks...
Romeo: You suck Tybalt. And you killed my buddy. Let's fight.
Tybalt: OK! Fine by me!
Tybalt: *dies*
Prince: Sorry, Romeo, butcha have to leave. Bye.
Juliet: ...Well, this sucks. I think I'll fake my death. Gee, it's not unreliable to mail a letter to Romeo.
Romeo: My girlfriend's dead. This sucks. *kills self*
Juliet: This sucks. Romeo, couldn't you have waited two seconds longer?
Romeo: No. This is Shakepeare.
Juliet:... Oh. Well, in that case, I'll kill myself too.
The end